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: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised
] Dewey Finn
: Billy? Billy
: You. Dewey Finn
: Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on. Billy
: You're tacky and I hate you! Dewey Finn
: Okay, you see me after class!
: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie. Dewey Finn
: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.
: Look, the first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band you want to be. So who do you like? Blondie? Marta
: Christina Aguilera. Dewey Finn
: Who? No. Come on. What? You, Shortstop. Leonard
: Puff Daddy. Dewey Finn
: Wrong. Billy? Billy
: Liza Minnelli?
: [Assigning positions to the band members
] Lead guitar... Zack Attack. On bass... Posh Spice. On keyboards, Mr. Cool. And on drums, Spazzy McGee. OK, Blondie, Brace Face, you're singing backup. All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here. You're on security detail. Billy
: Can I be the band stylist instead? Dewey Finn
: Of course you can, Fancy Pants. OK. Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment... And you three...
[looking at the three tiny girls
] Dewey Finn
: groupies... As for me, I will be singing lead vocal and shredding guitar.