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: Look, the first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band you want to be. So who do you like? Blondie? Marta
: Christina Aguilera. Dewey Finn
: Who? No. Come on. What? You, Shortstop. Leonard
: Puff Daddy. Dewey Finn
: Wrong. Billy? Billy
: Liza Minnelli?
[improvising an educational song
] Dewey Finn
: Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is? Summer Hathaway
: Negative one. Dewey Finn
: That's right. And six times a billion is? Marco
: Six billion? Dewey Finn
: Nailed it. And fifty-four is forty-five more than what is the answer, Marta? Marta
: Nine. Dewey Finn
: No, it's eight. Marta
: ...No, it's nine. Dewey Finn
: ...Yes, I was testing you... it's nine. And that's a magic number.
: [singing their song in the Battle of the Bands
] May I have the attention of the class: Today's ASSignment... Alicia
: ...kick some ass!
[the crowd is chanting: School of Rock! School of Rock!
: What is that? Dewey Finn
] It's an encore. They want us to go play another song! It's good! Go, you guys!
[the kids all shriek and run for the stage
] Dewey Finn
: Wait, no, no, just the band! Okay. Everybody, go!