Ben Newman at 7 Years Old
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Ben Newman at 7 Years Old (Character)
from Click (2006)

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Click (2006)
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Hey, Dad! Look at Kevin's new Robo-Dog!
Michael Newman: [not listening] That's nice.
Kevin O'Doyle: NICE? This thing's worth more than your car!
Michael Newman: [runs over robo-dog] Not anymore it ain't!

Michael Newman: [after a year fast forwarded and his kids are getting bigger] I promise, I'm not going to work tonight, I'm going to stay home with you, and we're going to watch Dragon Tales.
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Yeah, let's go watch CSI.
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Yeah! CSI!
Samantha Newman - Age 5: [leaving the table] It's the one where they find the lady's arm.
Michael Newman: [to Donna] I missed the whole Dragon Tales era?

Ben at 7-Years-Old: Hey, look at Sundance wrestle his duck.
[Sundance is humping it]
Michael Newman: Oh, no, that's not wrestling. That's... Something you shouldn't know about for another 10 to 30 years. Ten for you.
[Points at Ben]
Michael Newman: Thirty for you.
[Points at Samantha]

Donna Newman: Honey, you were so great.
Michael Newman: Whoa, what are you, half a dolphin or something? That was incredible.
Ben at 7-Years-Old: You just got here, Dad. I saw you.
Michael Newman: What do you mean I just got here? Why are you saying that? I saw you. You jumped in there, you swam here.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Then what stroke was he doing, Dad?
Michael Newman: He was doing the "shut-up".
[Samantha laughs]

Michael Newman: How you doing, buddy? Playing some catch?
Kevin O'Doyle: Actually, we're playing some drop, 'cause Ben hasn't caught one yet.
[Kevin throws ball, Ben misses and throws it back, glaring]
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Darn it.
Michael Newman: Ahh.
[freezes the game and moves Kevin's glove down and unfreezes]
Kevin O'Doyle: [Ball hits Kevin's face] Ahh!
Michael Newman: Ho-ho! You're a regular Derek Jeter yourself, O'Doyle.
Kevin O'Doyle: [runs home] MOMMY!

Ted: Benjamin, what do I have in my hand?
Trudy: A quarter.
Ted: Now, Grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream because of my diabetes.
Trudy: True.
Ted: But she says nothing about a tasty quarter.
[bites off half of it]
Ted: Alright, please, very quickly, count to 3, it tastes terrible. One...
Ted, Trudy, Ben at 7-Years-Old, Donna Newman: Two, three.
[Ted spits the quarter back into one piece]
Trudy: Ahh!
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Are you shitting me?
Trudy: First he's eating like his father and now you're talking like him?
Donna Newman: Ben!
Trudy: Don't you EVER say that again!
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Sorry, Grandma.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: HOW did you do that, Grandpa?
Ted: A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, your daddy's been wanting to know how I did it since he was your age.

Michael Newman: Ben, I promise you I'm going to finish the tree house and we are going to sleep in it next weekend! And you and I are going to exercise together and I'm not gonna wear a speedo!
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Alright!

Michael Newman: Can I help you?
Ben Newman - at 17 Years Old: Hey Dad.
Michael Newman: Hey Dad? Ben? Look how big you got! You're enormous!
Ben Newman - at 17 Years Old: [offended] Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the SS Fat Ass! Really good for my self esteem! Maybe if you took me to Pilates like you said you would, people wouldn't think I was Rosie O'Donnell!
Michael Newman: Come on Ben, I love you! Bring me back the Twinkies!

[Michael was told his father, Ted, died. In his grave, he asks the remote to flashback to the last time he saw him. Flashback: Michael's very busy working and his son, Ben, arrives]
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Hi, Dad. Sorry to bother you. Would you mind looking at my shopping mall design again? This one is cheaper, but... If you check this out, you'll see it has much better natural flow...
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael interrupts without having seen his son's project] Cheaper one, like I said. Just, let me do my e-mail.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Er...
Michael Newman: [Real Michael] He ain't right. You are a schmark, look at it!
Ted: [arrives] Surprise!
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Hey, grandpa!
Michael Newman: [Real Michael sees how old his dad is] Oh, my God...
Ted: [hugs Ben] How did you get so handsome?
[to Michael]
Ted: So, Michael. I have a wonderful idea. Your mother is going to play canasta with her friends tonight, so I thought: "What a great opportunity". You, me and Ben should go and have a boys night out.
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael] I can't.
Ted: What do you mean you can't? You have to weak some time. We can go, we can whistle the pretty ladies.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: I'm down for that.
Ted: See? He's down. I don't know what that means but he's down.
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael] Hey, please.
Ted: Don't give me that finger.
[after seeing he's son keeps busy]
Ted: I'll make you a deal. If you come, I'll show you the quarter trick.
Michael Newman: [Real Michael] Will you look at the man?
Ted: I'll tell you the secret.
Michael Newman: [Flashback-Michael] No, Dad.
Ted: Don't you wanna know...?
Michael Newman: ...how you do the stupid trick? I've always known. Can you let me do my job?
Ted: [voice braking] You've always known...
Michael Newman: [Real Michael, to Flashback-Michael] You're pathetic.
Ted: Okay... I'm so sorry I butched in. I love you son.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: Don't you worry, grandpa. I'll go with you.
[Grandpa starts leaving and cries. Real Michael freezes him, then rewinds the scene to the part Granpa Ted tells Flashback-Michael that he loves him]
Michael Newman: [Real Michael, when he freezes his dad when he's looking at him] I love you dad.
[kisses him in the cheek]
Michael Newman: I'll miss ya... You know that... Good-bye.

Michael Newman: [dying] Family, family... Family comes first.
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: [crying] Family comes first.
Michael Newman: Honey... honeymoon
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: [still crying] Honeymoon
[to his wife; still crying]
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: I love you.
Michael Newman: Samantha... I didn't make it to 200 but I love you.
Samantha Newman - Age 27: I love you, Daddy.
Michael Newman: [weakly gives Bill the finger and laughs] No no, no no,
Michael Newman: [Give the Okay sign]