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: What's wrong? Barbara
: We're very unhappy. Juno
: What did you expect? You're dead.
: Okay, have you been studying the manual? Adam
: Well, we tried. Juno
: The intermediate interface chapter on haunting says it all. Get them out yourselves. It's your house. Haunted houses aren't easy to come by. Barbara
: Well, we don't quite get it. Juno
] I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you. Adam
: We should start more simply then? Juno
: Start simply, do what you know, use your talents, practice. You should've been studying those lessons since day one.
: [as Adam and Barbara come back to the afterlife
] You two have really screwed up! I received word that you allowed yourselves to be photographed, and you let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back, and you let Otho get hold of the handbook! Adam
: Handbook? When? Juno
: [rolls her eyes
] Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.
Dumb Football Player
: Coach. Coach, where's the men's room? Juno
: I'm not your coach! *He* survived. Dumb Football Player #2
: Wait, coach, let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here? Juno
: Will you get out of here! Go on, get downstairs! 'Men's room'! Are you kidding? Can't you read signs?
Very Dumb Football Player
: [the football players have re-entered Juno's office
] Coach? Juno
: What? Very Dumb Football Player
: [looking disturbed
] I don't think we survived that crash. Juno
] How did you guess?
: What about that guy in the flyer, you know Betel... Juno
: Shh... Don't even say his name. You don't want his help. Adam
: We might. Juno
: No, you don't. He does not work well with others. Barbara
: What do you mean? Juno
: I didn't want to bring it up, but rather than have you stumble on to it and make another mistake, I'll tell you. He was my assistant, but he was a troublemaker. Went out on his own as a freelance bio-exorcist. Claimed he could get rid of the living. Got into more trouble. In fact, I believe he's been sleazing around your cemetery lately. The only way he can be brought back is by calling his name three times.