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Quotes for
Lenny Koufax (Character)
from Big Daddy (1999)

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Big Daddy (1999)
Ted Castellucci: Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
Lenny: You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
Ted Castellucci: I withdraw my objection. Please proceed!

Sonny: I got some interesting news?
Lenny: Oh yeah, what?
Sonny: I kind of adopted a kid
Lenny: What the hell are you talking about?
Sonny: I'm talking about you being a grandfather! Congratulations!
Lenny: Who the hell would give you a kid?
Sonny: Social Services.
Lenny: You idiot! You better give that kid back!
Sonny: His mother's... hang on, hang on.
Sonny: [shouts at Julian, from afar] Go play with them pigeons, buddy!
Sonny: I tried to give him back. I just, I just, I just can't, Dad. I need your help. I'm in a bad way right now, Vanessa dumped me, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!
Lenny: You damn right you don't know what the hell you doing!
Sonny: The kid is always around, especially for the last few days. You think he'd give me a little privacy but he just never leaves me alone, I'm in deep shit.
Lenny: Just give that kid back right now, before you ruin BOTH YOUR LIVES!
Sonny: Oh, I appreciate that Dad.
Lenny: He'd be better off living in a dumpster then living with you!
Sonny: WELL I'LL BE A BETTER FATHER THEN YOU!
Lenny: That's impossible, all you ever care about is yourself.
Sonny: I care about you saving money on this phone call.
[banging phone receiver several times before hanging up]

[Sonny is on the stand at the custody hearing for Julian]
Tommy: [stands up] Objection!
Lenny: Shut up, Tommy!
Tommy: [sits down] Sorry, Mr. Koufax.