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: So, what's your name? Edward Lewis
: Edward. Vivian
: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.
[after negotiating three thousand dollars
: I would have stayed for two thousand. Edward Lewis
: I would have paid four.
: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.
: That would make you a... lawyer. Edward Lewis
: What makes you think I'm a lawyer? Vivian
: You have that sharp, useless look about you.
: I think we both know she's not my niece. Barney
: Of course. Edward Lewis
: And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child.
: How much for the entire night? Vivian
: Stay here? You couldn't afford it. Edward Lewis
: Try me. Vivian
: 300 dollars. Edward Lewis
: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax.
: Can I call you Eddie? Edward Lewis
: Not if you expect me to answer.
: I told you not to pick up the phone. Vivian
: Then stop calling me.
: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive? Edward Lewis
: Really offensive. Mr. Hollister
: I like him so much.
[after meeting Vivian
] Elizabeth Stuckey
: She's wonderful! Where ever did you find her? Edward Lewis
: You're late. Edward Lewis
: You're stunning. Vivian
: You're forgiven.
Old Lady at Opera
: Did you like the opera, dear? Vivian
: It was so good, I almost peed my pants! Edward Lewis
: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her? Vivian
: She rescues him right back.
: People put you down enough, you start to believe it. Edward Lewis
: I think you are a very bright, very special woman. Vivian
: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
: You can't charge me for directions! Vivian
: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.
: A buffet of safety? Vivian
: I'm a safety girl.
[Edward stands up
: All right, let's get one of these on ya.
: I never treated you like a prostitute.
: You just did.
: What's your name? Vivian
: What do you want it to be?
: You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?
: Oh, Phil! About your car. Philip Stuckey
: Oh, God! What? Edward Lewis
: It corners like it's on rails.
: Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here. Edward Lewis
: No, I'd really like you to stay. I don't want to be alone tonight. Vivian
: Is it your birthday? Edward Lewis
: No, no. Not my birthday. Vivian
: Oh. 'Cause you know, I've been the surprise at a lot of birthday parties. Edward Lewis
: I'll bet you have.
: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV. Edward Lewis
: Veg out? Vivian
: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli. Edward Lewis
: Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.
: Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.
: 6 nights at $300 is $1800 Vivian
: You want days too. Edward Lewis
: $2000 Vivian
: $3000 Edward Lewis
: What would it be like? Edward Lewis
: It would get you off of the street. Vivian
: That's just geography.
: [after Edward catches her singing along to Prince
] Don't you just love Prince? Edward Lewis
: More than life itself.
: what's going on Edward Lewis
: I don't know, you left and suddenly I'm in the middle of The West Side Story
: It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me. Vivian
: Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.
: [Edward and Vivian are bargaining about Vivian's "Salary" at the end of the week
] $2,000 Vivian
: 3,000 Edward Lewis
: Done Vivian
: Holy shit!
: People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.
: [to Vivian
] I'd like you to spend the week with me.
: Edward. So how's it feel to be a trick? Edward Lewis
: I am not a trick. This is a trick. Darryl! Left pocket. Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen. - Don't you ever go near her again. Vivian
: Does Darryl always carry a gun? Edward Lewis
: When he drives me, yes, always.
: So, do you have a wife? Girlfriend? Edward Lewis
: I have both.
: Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?
: Wake up! Time to shop.
: [Sitting at a table, naked and only wearing a tie
] How was your day dear? Edward Lewis
: Nice tie! Vivian
: I got it for you.
: [Watching a Horse Match
] Well done! Vivian
: Well done! WOO! WOO! WOO!
: [referring to Philip Stuckey
] Real genuine guy. Who is he? Edward Lewis
: He's my lawyer. He's all right. Vivian
: You could freeze ice on his wife's ass. Edward Lewis
: Maybe we'll try that later.