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[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian
: Tell me one person who it's worked out for. Kit
: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella
: So, what's your name? Edward Lewis
: Edward. Vivian
: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.
[At the beginning of the evening
: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.
[after negotiating three thousand dollars
: I would have stayed for two thousand. Edward Lewis
: I would have paid four.
: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?
: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you. Vivian
: Take care of you.
[Vivian calls Kit
: I called and called, where were you last night? Kit
: That would make you a... lawyer. Edward Lewis
: What makes you think I'm a lawyer? Vivian
: You have that sharp, useless look about you.
: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
Lady at polo match
: Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him. Vivian
: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.
: How much for the entire night? Vivian
: Stay here? You couldn't afford it. Edward Lewis
: Try me. Vivian
: 300 dollars. Edward Lewis
: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax.
: You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.
: Can I call you Eddie? Edward Lewis
: Not if you expect me to answer.
: I told you not to pick up the phone. Vivian
: Then stop calling me.
: I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go.
: You're late. Edward Lewis
: You're stunning. Vivian
: You're forgiven.
Old Lady at Opera
: Did you like the opera, dear? Vivian
: It was so good, I almost peed my pants! Edward Lewis
: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her? Vivian
: She rescues him right back.
: People put you down enough, you start to believe it. Edward Lewis
: I think you are a very bright, very special woman. Vivian
: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
: You can't charge me for directions! Vivian
: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.
: A buffet of safety? Vivian
: I'm a safety girl.
[Edward stands up
: All right, let's get one of these on ya.
: I never treated you like a prostitute.
: You just did.
: What's your name? Vivian
: What do you want it to be?
: Hello, can I help you? Vivian
: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me. Shop assistant
: Oh. Vivian
: You people work on commission, right? Shop assistant
: Yeah. Vivian
: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
: [Vivian slips an escargot while having dinner with Edward and Mr. Morse
] Oops... slippery little suckers.
: Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here. Edward Lewis
: No, I'd really like you to stay. I don't want to be alone tonight. Vivian
: Is it your birthday? Edward Lewis
: No, no. Not my birthday. Vivian
: Oh. 'Cause you know, I've been the surprise at a lot of birthday parties. Edward Lewis
: I'll bet you have.
: I want the fairy tale.
: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!
: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV. Edward Lewis
: Veg out? Vivian
: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli. Edward Lewis
: Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.
: Bridge? He's not really my uncle. Bridget
: They never are dear.
: [sitting with Edward leaning against her in the bathtub
] Did I mention, my leg is 44" from hip to toe. So basically we are talking about 88" of therapy, wrapped around you for the bargain price of $3000 dollars.
: 6 nights at $300 is $1800 Vivian
: You want days too. Edward Lewis
: $2000 Vivian
: $3000 Edward Lewis
: What would it be like? Edward Lewis
: It would get you off of the street. Vivian
: That's just geography.
: When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."
: I say who, I say when, I say...
: I think you have a lot of special gifts.
: [after Edward catches her singing along to Prince
] Don't you just love Prince? Edward Lewis
: More than life itself.
: what's going on Edward Lewis
: I don't know, you left and suddenly I'm in the middle of The West Side Story
: It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me. Vivian
: Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.
: [Edward and Vivian are bargaining about Vivian's "Salary" at the end of the week
] $2,000 Vivian
: 3,000 Edward Lewis
: Done Vivian
: Holy shit!
: Oh honey you know what's happened I got a runner in my pantyhose, I'm not wearing pantyhose.
: Edward. So how's it feel to be a trick? Edward Lewis
: I am not a trick. This is a trick. Darryl! Left pocket. Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen. - Don't you ever go near her again. Vivian
: Does Darryl always carry a gun? Edward Lewis
: When he drives me, yes, always.
: So, do you have a wife? Girlfriend? Edward Lewis
: I have both.
: You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did. Vivian
: Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.
: [Sitting at a table, naked and only wearing a tie
] How was your day dear? Edward Lewis
: Nice tie! Vivian
: I got it for you.
: [Watching a Horse Match
] Well done! Vivian
: Well done! WOO! WOO! WOO!
: [referring to Philip Stuckey
] Real genuine guy. Who is he? Edward Lewis
: He's my lawyer. He's all right. Vivian
: You could freeze ice on his wife's ass. Edward Lewis
: Maybe we'll try that later.