Vivian Ward
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Vivian Ward (Character)
from Pretty Woman (1990)

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Pretty Woman (1990)
[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian]
Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

[At the beginning of the evening]
Vivian: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

[after negotiating three thousand dollars]
Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

Vivian: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Vivian: Take care of you.

[Vivian calls Kit]
Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?
Kit: Ma?

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.
Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

Lady at polo match: Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him.
Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.

Edward Lewis: How much for the entire night?
Vivian: Stay here? You couldn't afford it.
Edward Lewis: Try me.
Vivian: 300 dollars.
Edward Lewis: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax.

Vivian: You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.

Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.

Vivian: I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go.

Vivian: You're late.
Edward Lewis: You're stunning.
Vivian: You're forgiven.

Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.

Vivian: People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
Edward Lewis: I think you are a very bright, very special woman.
Vivian: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!
Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.

Edward Lewis: A buffet of safety?
Vivian: I'm a safety girl.
[Edward stands up]
Vivian: All right, let's get one of these on ya.

Edward Lewis: I never treated you like a prostitute.
[Walks away]
Vivian: You just did.

Edward Lewis: What's your name?
Vivian: What do you want it to be?

Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.

Vivian: [Vivian slips an escargot while having dinner with Edward and Mr. Morse] Oops... slippery little suckers.

Vivian: Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here.
Edward Lewis: No, I'd really like you to stay. I don't want to be alone tonight.
Vivian: Is it your birthday?
Edward Lewis: No, no. Not my birthday.
Vivian: Oh. 'Cause you know, I've been the surprise at a lot of birthday parties.
Edward Lewis: I'll bet you have.

Vivian: I want the fairy tale.

Vivian: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!

Vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
Edward Lewis: Veg out?
Vivian: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.
Edward Lewis: Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.

Vivian: Bridge? He's not really my uncle.
Bridget: They never are dear.

Vivian: [sitting with Edward leaning against her in the bathtub] Did I mention, my leg is 44" from hip to toe. So basically we are talking about 88" of therapy, wrapped around you for the bargain price of $3000 dollars.

Edward Lewis: 6 nights at $300 is $1800
Vivian: You want days too.
Edward Lewis: $2000
Vivian: $3000
Edward Lewis: Done.

Vivian: What would it be like?
Edward Lewis: It would get you off of the street.
Vivian: That's just geography.

Vivian: When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."

Vivian: I say who, I say when, I say...
[blubbering]
Vivian: WHO.

Vivian: I think you have a lot of special gifts.

Vivian: [after Edward catches her singing along to Prince] Don't you just love Prince?
Edward Lewis: More than life itself.

Vivian: what's going on
Edward Lewis: I don't know, you left and suddenly I'm in the middle of The West Side Story

Edward Lewis: It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
Vivian: Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.

Edward Lewis: [Edward and Vivian are bargaining about Vivian's "Salary" at the end of the week] $2,000
Vivian: 3,000
Edward Lewis: Done
Vivian: Holy shit!

Vivian: Oh honey you know what's happened I got a runner in my pantyhose, I'm not wearing pantyhose.

Carlos: Edward. So how's it feel to be a trick?
Edward Lewis: I am not a trick. This is a trick. Darryl! Left pocket. Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen. - Don't you ever go near her again.
Vivian: Does Darryl always carry a gun?
Edward Lewis: When he drives me, yes, always.

Vivian: So, do you have a wife? Girlfriend?
Edward Lewis: I have both.

Kit: You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did.
Vivian: Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.

Vivian: [Sitting at a table, naked and only wearing a tie] How was your day dear?
Edward Lewis: Nice tie!
Vivian: I got it for you.

Edward Lewis: [Watching a Horse Match] Well done!
Vivian: Well done! WOO! WOO! WOO!

Vivian: [referring to Philip Stuckey] Real genuine guy. Who is he?
Edward Lewis: He's my lawyer. He's all right.
Vivian: You could freeze ice on his wife's ass.
Edward Lewis: Maybe we'll try that later.