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Birdie Conrad (Character)
from You've Got Mail (1998)

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You've Got Mail (1998)
Birdie Conrad: [reading from Frank's article in the Observer] Save The Shop Around the Corner and you will save your soul.

Kathleen Kelly: Oh, Birdie, what am I going to do? What would Mom have done?
Birdie Conrad: Well, let's ask her.
[Birdie opens her locket, revealing a picture of Cecilia Kelly]
Birdie Conrad: Cecilia, what should we do?
[holds the locket to her ear]
Kathleen Kelly: Birdie...
Birdie Conrad: Shhh! She has no idea. But she thinks the window display looks lovely.

Birdie Conrad: What are you girls talking about?
Christina Plutzker: Cybersex.
Birdie Conrad: I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.

Birdie Conrad: If you need more, ask me, I'm very rich. I bought Intel at six.

Birdie Conrad: You are daring to imagine that you could have a different life. Oh, I know it doesn't feel like that. You feel like a big fat failure now. But you're not. You are marching into the unknown armed with...
Birdie Conrad: Nothing. Have a sandwich.