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: Because your face looks like a vagina.
: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit! Jonah
: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah
: That's really all he's got.
: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason
: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
: You're embarrassing me in company! Jonah
: You embarrass yourself!
: Hey, you know I always
[makes masturbating motion
: go right. Jonah
: Right... into a dude's ass
: I got to get off! I got to get off! Got to get off! Got to get off!
: [to Martin
] That's the fun; you're supposed to be tempted into shaving.
: You stay here. Martin
: Why? Jason
: Cause your face looks like a vagina. Martin
: Dick! Jonah
: How's it going Crockett, been hanging with Tubbs lately? Martin
: Come on man, I'm getting it from all angles here, I really don't like it anymore. Jonah
: I know, me either. Was it weird when you changed your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam? Martin
: Yeah, it was really awkward. Jonah
: All right, see you later Scorcese on coke. Jay
: [Makes a roar like Chewbacca from Star Wars
: What the fuck was that? Jay
: You know, Chewbacca. Martin
: Oh, another beard joke, fucking hilarious!
: We got pinkeye. Ben Stone
: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something? Jason
: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities. Jay
: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere. Pete
: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow? Jonah
: Totally! Pete
: That's awesome! Jonah
: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye? Martin
: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.