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: Eustace, will you stop that noise? You'll wake the neighbors! Eustace Bagg
: We ain't got no neighbors!
: That's it, you're sleeping in the attic!
: Eustace, must he really sleep in the attic? It's so cold. Eustace Bagg
: He seemed happy to me.
: Now look what that dog made me do.
: Who was that? Muriel
: It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love. Eustace Bagg
: Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?
: You know how you spell "ugly"? U... YOU, YOU, YOU YOU YOU YOU! Hunchback
: And... you sir... are extremely... bald. Eustace Bagg
: You erh! Why you erh! Eustace Bagg
: Oh YEAH! Well you look like something the cow SPIT UP! Hunchback
: You sir are extremely... bald. Eustace Bagg
: Aya! Ah! Come on ner ner ner! Erh! And the only thing uglier than this... IS THIS! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Hunchback
: Are you bald? Yes. Eustace Bagg
: ERRHHHH! Muriel
: Eustace! Have you no sense of hospitality? Eustace Bagg
: Nope. Muriel
: Well then, you can take your breakfast and eat it in the hen house. Eustace Bagg
: Erm, but, but... He called me bald! Muriel
: Eustace, you are bald.
: [reading an exorcism incantation
] Hullaballo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsibee, and hibbertyhoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!
: I miss your brother. Eustace Bagg
: Blah, blah, blah! I don't!
: Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be... GARBAGE! Muriel
: Eustace! Eustace Bagg
: Garbage! From King Garbage, of the Garbage dynasty!