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: Powerpuff Girls, the city's being devoured! And whatever it is, it's very close! It's in the office... Blossom
: What? Mayor
: Okay, now there's a giant claw... it's very big and it's snapping. Blossom
: Hold tight, Mayor. We're on our way! Mayor
: Okay, I'll hold.
: Thanks to you girls, Townsville is safe. And my hat is back in its proper place. How can I ever repay you for saving the day? Blossom
: No payment necessary, Mayor. Buttercup
: We were just doing our job. Bubbles
: We're superheroes! Mayor
: Yes, but I'm the Mayor! How about a statue? Powerpuff Girls Day?
[the girls shake their heads
: No? Well, then at least take some candy. Blossom
: Thanks, Mayor, but the Professor says we aren't allowed to have any...
[Bubbles and Buttercup reach for some candy
: Hey! Well, okay. Maybe this one piece won't hurt.
: [to the hotline
] RING ALREADY! Blossom
: Forget it, Buttercup. There's just nothing going on. No crimes, no monsters, no nothing. Bubbles
: I could sure use a piece of candy right about now. Blossom
: But the mayor said... Buttercup
: [immitating the mayor
] Blah blah blah blah blah blah, save the day!
: [in an overlarge trenchcoat wearing a fedora
] Thank you for coming. We are in need of your services. Just do what you do best. Bubbles
: [at coat's midsection
] Then take the fall. Buttercup
: [at coat's hem
] And we bust you out the next day. Mysterious Shadow Figure
: Hmmm... Blossom
: We know you can't resist this oppurtunity. Bubbles
: What do you say...? Buttercup
: MOJO! Mojo Jojo
: Back so soon? Blossom
: We had a deal, Mojo! Mojo Jojo
: Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized. I think I can imagine. Blossom
: You're a bad monkey, Mojo! Mojo Jojo
: I know.
: What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy! Bubbles
: But what about the candy? Buttercup
: Don't you see, Bubbles? Blossom
: It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.
: Mayor? Buttercup
: We brought your candy back. Bubbles
: And Mojo too! See? He... wasn't... really... bad after all. It... Blossom
: We're sorry, Mayor. Bubbles
: We want to apologize. Blossom
: Okay, you don't have to look at us, but at least hear us out. You see, we convinced Mojo to commit crimes. Buttercup
: Then we could save the day... Bubbles
: ...and get rewarded with candy. Blossom
: But then Mojo and the candy got the better of us. Buttercup
: We were out of control Bubbles
: We're sorry. Mayor
: And you yelled at me! Girls
: We're sorry. Mayor
: You poor girls, caught up in all that! Blossom
: So you forgive us? Mayor
: Well, you did make a mistake, but you realized what wrong you caused and set things right by telling the truth. And for that, you deserve a reward! Blossom
: Oh, Mayor, after all the trouble we caused? Mayor
: All righty, if that's the way you feel. Blossom
: Maybe just one piece.
: Come on girls, let's put an end to this gorilla warfare!
: Aw, you're actually trying to stop me? That is so cute. Bubbles
: Try, nothing. Blossom
: We will stop you. Buttercup
: Who you calling cute?
: Oh, girls, thank goodness you're okay! Now let's get out of this town and find a new safe place to live! Buttercup
: It's no use, Professor. Bubbles
: We already tried running away! Blossom
: We have to fix the problem we helped start. You said to give everyone a little time to understand our specialness. Well now it's time for everyone to understand. Especially Mojo!
[the girls zip off to save the day
: Good job, girls! Buttercup
: Ha! That mo' Mojo is no mo'!
[the girls laugh
: Do you think he's finished? Mojo Jojo
: No! But you are!
[He fries the girls with fire breath
] Mojo Jojo
: [Picks the girls up and starts to climb a skyscraper
] Fools! You dare to challenge me! Attempt to defeat me! Try to destroy ME! I who saved you from certain death! After all I've done for you, you betray me! And why? For them? The ones who hated you! Have forsaken you! Can't you see, none of them will ever understand you as I can? For we are kindred spirits whose powers spring from the same source. So girls, do not make me destroy you! For we are smarter, we are stronger, we are invincible, we have the power, we are superior to them, AND WE SHALL RULE! All we have to do is work together. Girls, join me! The Girls
[the girls break free and attack
: We'd never join you! And it's because we are stronger! Bubbles
: Because we are invincible! Buttercup
: Because we have the power! The Girls
: We have to protect them from you! Blossom
: It's you who is to be feared! Bubbles
: Cause you are a monster! Buttercup
: You are evil! The Girls
: AND YOU ARE... it!
[the girls tag Mojo Jojo, pushing him off the building
: [Townsville is supposedly under attack from Mojo Jojo, but Blossom and Buttercup, while searching for Bubbles, discovers that Mojo Jojo, wet and naked with a towels around his brain and waist, is not in the tank that is terrorizing Townsville. The fake Mojo turns out to be Bubbles
: Bubbles? Narrator
: Bubbles? Mayor
: The Bubbles? Talking Dog
: Bubbles? Crowd
: Bubbles? Mojo Jojo
: Bubbles. Bubbles
: [as Mojo Jojo, thinking she is him
] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahaha! Mojo Jojo
: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat and reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!
: [as Mojo Jojo, to Blossom and Buttercup
] It's time to meet your maker! Blossom
: You leave the Professor out of this!
[Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo
: What evil have you bestowed on our sister? Mojo Jojo
: You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my birthday suit?
: Buttercup, I don't think Mojo's behind this one. That bonk to Bubble's head must have led her to believe that she's the real Mojo! Mojo Jojo
] No. Really? Do you think?
: Girls, we have a situation of gastronomic proportions! Buttercup
: What exactly did he say? Blossom
: Some mumbo jumbo about a monster, a revolting stench - I don't know. Bubbles
: Maybe the mayor wasn't talking about that?
: Hey, Blossom, where'd you get that giant match? Blossom
: Same place I got the giant jar! Episode 2, Season 1!
: We still need to try our new move. Buttercup
: You mean the "Razzle Dazzle"? Also known as the "Flower Pedals of Doom"? We haven't even perfected that move yet! Bubbles
: I still think we should call it "Sassifrass"!
: [talking with her sisters about who stole their fighting robot DYNAMO and used it to attack the city
] Whoever it is must be the most twisted, sadistic lover of carnage in the world. Bubbles
: Buttercup? Buttercup
: How can I be in that thing if I'm right out here?
: Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun. Buttercup
: Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to? Bubbles
: We're superheroes! Blossom
: Real ones! Steve
: Yeah, well, that's great and all, but what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with your face on them, or souped-up vehicles, cause you didn't need them! See? Even if you take away the costumes, props, and angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So what do you say? Powerpuff Girls? Blossom
: Let's get him, girls! Steve
: Now that's better!
: Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what big eyes you have. Jewel Thief
: All the better to see this cereal. Buttercup
: Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what an interesting mustache you have. Jewel Thief
: All the better to keep this cereal in my mouth. Blossom
: Gee, Grandma Babysitter, you sure do have big rabbit ears. Jewel Thief
: ...all the better to...
: Ridiculous Lucky Captain Rabbit King. Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth.
: Shh... Blossom
: Watching... Bubbles
: Man, Bubbles, we really underestimated you. Buttercup
: And you know what? Bubbles
] WHAT? Buttercup
: You're hard core! Bubbles
] Really? Hee hee hee! Aw, shucks! And girls, I'm sorry for running off. Mojo would never have gotten me if I did not have you two to look out for me. Blossom
: Team? Buttercup
: Team. Bubbles
: Mr. Mayor, you had written an elaborate note telling Ms. Bellum that you'd gone home to write your election speech. Mayor
: I did? How smart of me! Blossom
: That's not what I mean! See, you didn't actually write the note. Mayor
: But you just said I wrote the note! Blossom
: Ms. Bellum said that you couldn't have possibly written the note because she writes all of your speeches. Mayor
: Ms. Bellum wrote the note? Blossom
: No! Neither you nor Ms. Bellum wrote the note! Mayor
: Then who wrote the note? I'm sorry, Blossom, but this is all terribly confusing. Blossom
: I knew that there was only one evil menacing character cunning enough to do this. Bubbles
: Mojo Jojo! Mayor
: Mojo Jojo? Girls
: [All three Powerpuff Girls, in unison
] Yes! Yes! Mayor
: Mojo Jojo wrote my speech? I'll have to thank him!
: HA! I GOT YOU! YOU'RE DONE! OUT! FINISHED! YOU'RE BEATEN DOWN, SISTER, BY CUTE LITTLE BUBBLES! Blossom
: Sheesh, relax! It's just a game.
: STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! THE MAYOR ISN'T FOLLOWING YOUR STORIES AT ALL! Buttercup
: Well, maybe he would if you would "butt out".
["butt out" is referring to the rescued, but pantsless mayor
: Yeah! Butt it out!
["Butt it out" is referring to the rescued, but pantsless mayor
: Let me tell the story. I tell it the bestest. Besides, I remember everything like it happened yesterday. Blossom
: IT HAPPENED TODAY! See? This is what I mean. Buttercup
: Oh, shut up! Bubbles
: You don't even know how to tell a good bedtime story.
: The city of Townsville. A harmonious community of happy little people. Look at all the happy little people. I'm happy, I'm driving, I'm happy and I'm driving. Hi, Joe, what do you know?
: [immitating Blossom
] Blossom here. What's the trouble? Blossom
: Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here?" Buttercup
: I'm Blossom now. Blossom
: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom. Buttercup
: Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? We're playing pretend, right? Blossom
: Right. Buttercup
: Then I'm pretending to be Blossom. Blossom
: Well, you can't. Buttercup
: Why not? Blossom
: Because you were playing the monster. Buttercup
: Well, now I'm playing Blossom. Blossom
: Well, then who am I supposed to be? Buttercup
: Bubbles. Blossom
: No way! You be Bubbles! Buttercup
: No way! You be Bubbles! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You're Bubbles! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You're Bubbles! Bubbles
: I'll be Bubbles. Buttercup
: YOU CAN'T! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You be Bubbles! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You're Bubbles!
[Bubbles has just mauled Blossom, aka the pretend Mojo Jojo
: Bubbles. I'm not Mojo Jojo, I'm Blossom with a pot on my head. Bubbles
: You were just so convincing...
: Hello? Mayor
: Blossom! It's the Mayor. Mojo Jojo has just unleashed a giant alligator upon Townsville! Oh, save us! Blossom
: [suddenly very sad
] Ohh, do we have to?... Okay. Narrator
: [just as depressed as Blossom
] The city of Townsville, and it's sunny. Playtime is over, so once again the day will be saved for real, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Ohh, I wanted to be Bubbles!
: That's it! Buttercup
: He's done it! Bubbles
: Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt. Furthermore... Blossom
: Bubbles! Bubbles
: Oh, this isn't going to work. Bubbles
: Certainly not if our wish is to remedy this situation, which is currently lacking closure... Buttercup
: Someone has to retach him. Buttercup
: But do we know whose English is good enough to reverse the effects of Mo' Linguish and retrain all these people to speak properly, thus eliminating the circular pattern in which they are speaking? Darn it! Now I'm doing it!
: Who do you think that guy is? Buttercup
: Maybe he's a prehistoric Robin Hood! Bubbles
: That explains the elephant.
: Do you have any memories, Mr. Mayor? Mayor
: Oh, for shoot! I got loads of them! How about the time I came over to your house and hung out in your closet and remembered stuff? Blossom
: You mean, now? Mayor
: The Mayor has a seed. Buttercup
: Is that the guy taking your seeds, Mayor? Blossom
: Mayor, you could have mentioned the caveman and mastadon when you called before. Mayor
: Oh, was that important?
: It hurts so bad! Blossom
: The sunburn or the humiliation? Bubbles
: Everybody's going to laugh at us! Blossom
: No they won't. Lots of superheroes wear capes. Buttercup
: But they don't wear sheets!
: You saved the day, Bubbles! Bubbles
: How so? Blossom
: We all were sad! Buttercup
: Yes! Bubbles
: Oh, Yes! And the best part is! I got my trophy back!
[She throws her at in the air
: You've been locked out since Wednesday? But, Mayor, it's Saturday. Why did you wait so long to call? Mayor
: My cell phone calling plan has free weekend minutes.
: A tarot card. Girls, this is worse than we imagined. Bubbles
: Whatever do you mean, Blossom? Blossom
: Not only are we dealing with a petty criminal, we're dealing with... a tarot-ist!
: And the Mayor was let back into Townsville faster than you could say, "open sesame." Mayor
: Open sesa... Blossom
: Here you go, Mayor. Mayor
: Buttercup was just trying to get your goat. Bubbles
: [grabs her stuffed goat
: Would you stop destroying Townsville with your evil zombie magic, pleeeease?
: [wearing glasses
] What? What? What's so funny? Blossom
: Oh, nothing... Buttercup
: Dork! Bubbles
: [looks in the mirror
] I do look like a dork. Buttercup
: No, you don't. Blossom
: Yeah. You look like a nerd.
: I'm back! Blossom
: Well, what a sight for sore eyes! Buttercup
: It's old four-eyes! Bubbles
: Hey! You said you were just kidding! Buttercup
: We were! Blossom
: About being just kidding!
: [reads sadly
] I-I-I-I but Ms. Keane, I, I, I. Ms. Keane
: So, Blossom, is it true?
[Blossom shakes her head
] Ms. Keane
: Then that means you fail, isn't it? Blossom
: I, I. Ms. Keane
[the kids gasped
] Ms. Keane
: Children! What is this! Kids
: The special report card to make certain most of the teachers. Ms. Keane
: That's right! What should we do now? Kids
: A test! A test! A test! A test! A test! A test!
[Blossom zooms quickly to the door
: [tries to open door
] What's happening?
[everybody stares at her angrily with red eyes, Blossom grunts opening the door, the people trapped her
[the girls have just beaten Him in their dream
: Please. No more. Don't hit me. I don't understand. I was so close. I almost had you. You are supposed to be afraid. Blossom
: Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo. Bubbles
: We're sisters and we love each other! Blossom
: And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other. Buttercup
: Give me a break, you two. Yap, yap, yap. Can I toss this guy already?
[Blossom and Bubbles stare angrily at Buttercup, then smile at her
: Oh, okay.
[Buttercup turns to Him with a grin
: No. No, wait. It's cool. It's cool. Everything's cool!
[with one punch, Buttercup knocks Him out of their dream
: Babies don't even have teeth, stupid! He can't chew a veggie burger! Bubbles
: That's why I chewed it for him! Buttercup
: Bubbles! Blossom
: That is so gross! Bubbles
: Birds do it, and they're not gross. Buttercup
: They eat worms!
: Let's think of something that's already soft. How about chili? Buttercup
: Yuck! P.U.! Bubbles
: [looking into the baby's diaper
] Eww! It looks like he already had chili!
: So, after saving the day, the girls return home for some peace and quiet. Blossom
: [at the top of her lungs
] SHUT UP, BUTTERCUP! Narrator
: Well, maybe not.
: I've had it with your insubordination. Buttercup
: Well, I've had it with your leadership!
: We were all pee-occupied... uh, I mean preoccupied.
: See, Bubbles? I knew it was you! Bubbles
: Oh, yeah? How do you know it wasn't Blossom? Blossom
: Buttercup, I bet it was you! You were the first one to point the finger! Buttercup
: Oh, yeah? Well, you were obviously the most distracted yesterday. Blossom
: Oh, really? Well, Bubbles has more problems than the two of us combined! Buttercup
: True. Bubbles
: Oh, that's funny... coming from the person who sleeps in the middle of the bed! Blossom
: Ouch! The broccoli's on the roof! Blossom
: Happy to you, log pony!
: Who filmed this, anyway? Buttercup
: Yeah, do you have cameras all over the world? Mojo Jojo
: Yes! Now shut up!
: TGIF! Blossom
: Bubbles, it's Saturday. Bubbles
: I know, but what a week. It's root beer time.
] I just cause nothing but problems. I guess I'm not needed here anymore.
[Puts a note on a door and walks away
] Professor Utonium
: Oh! A note!
] Professor Utonium
: "Professor, I have run away... " Blossom
: [in voice over
] I'm afraid I had to stay and just cause nothing and make everyone unhappy. I need to find a way to serve people and do good. Professor Utonium
: "Love Blossom." Oh no!
[Looks at the other note
] Professor Utonium
: What's this? Mojo Jojo
: [in voice over
] Professor: Please disregard first note. I have Blossom. Come alone to my lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Mojo know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself. Mojo.
: The professor said not to harm an insect just because it's yucky on the outside... but THIS ONE'S YUCKY ON THE INSIDE!
: I guess I shouldn't believe everything I see on TV. Mayor
: No, Bubbles, no. Don't say that! Television is your friend. Television is never wrong, and you should always listen to it and do whatever it says. Bubbles
] Yes. Television. All hail the great and all-knowing television.
: I set up up all those other disasters, so I can go in, save everyone, and get all the fame and glory. NOW, PLEASE HELP! towns people
: GASP Blossom
: You mean, the giant fire? Major Man
: I started it. towns people
: GASP Buttercup
: The robber and the old lady? Major Man
: My cousin and grandmother. towns people
: GASP Bubbles
: The train wreck? Major Man
: Bent the tracks. towns people
: GASP Blossom
: And the kids who beat up the old man? Major Man
: Paid them. towns people
: Can't you abacus any faster? Blossom
: Aba-kiss my butt!
: I will tell you my favorite story-about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end. Girls
: BORING! Blossom
: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic empire! Bubbles
: And your analysis on the invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! Buttercup
: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the allied nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid!
: [looking at a plate of broccoli
] Ewww! What's that icky green stuff? Blossom
: It definitely isn't cake. Buttercup
: It ain't a corn dog. Bubbles
: I know it's not a hamster. Blossom
: YOU EAT HAMSTERS? Bubbles
: No, I like hamsters, and I know I don't like that stuff!
: When dealing with Mojo Jojo's mojo, just say no-no.
: [on the phone
] Hello? Mayor
: Hi Blossom! Blossom
: Hi, Mayor. How are you? Mayor
: Oh, I'm doing just great. Just great. Ms. Bellum
: [yelling in the background
] Whaddya mean just great? What about that giant fur bag that's eating the town? Why do you think you called the girls in the first place? The town is in trouble. WE NEED THEIR HELP! Mayor
: Blossom, could you please speak up? Ms. Bellum is yelling.
: We're the Powerpuff Girls. Buttercup
: We fight crime. Blossom
: That's what we do. Bubbles
[Bubbles is playing drums, Buttercup on bass, and Blossom on lead guitar
] Open your eyes and take in every thing that you see. Look at all the colors, red yellow blue and green. We can take an airplane and fly across the world. Look down upon the colors come on everybody lets go! Because... Girls
] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Bubbles
] Open your ears and listen what the world has to say. Hear the birds and bells and you will have a brighter day. Everyone has a special song, deep inside their heart. If you want to sing with us, it's a perfect place to start.
[Blossom plays a guitar lead
] Love love love lalalove, lalalove makes the world go round. Bubbles
] You cant hurt me with the things that you do, I'll pick up dandilions and I'll give 'em to you. Blossom
] Puppy dogs, kitty cats swimming in love. Girls
] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round.
: [imitating the Professor
] Remember, girls, it's where all movies came from. Blossom
] No, they didn't. They came from cans.
: This isn't funny, K.A.R.R. Could you open the door, please? K.A.R.R.
: I'm sorry, Blossom. I'm afraid I can't do that.
: I feel weird about lying to the Professor. Blossom
: A little white lie is okay. Besides, it'll all turn out good 'cause we're good. Bubbles
: And more of us will only be gooder. Buttercup
: Yeah, good. Blossom
: And Professor Dick is good, right? And he's only interested in good and goodness. Good? Bubbles
: Good. Blossom
: Good? Buttercup
: Good. Blossom
: Good? Girls
: Good night.
: Final analysis: Lumpkins, above all things, are stupid. On a side note, never speak of this incident again. Bubbles
: Boy, a few more seconds, and Fuzzy would have been our mom. Buttercup
: You mean our dad. Blossom
: Yeah, and Professor would have been our mom. Professor Utonium
: I said, never speak of it again!
: Like the mayor said, you just can't beat a free pickle.
[the Powerpuffs are mixed together as one and try to move; one of them accidently farts
: [tears shed out
] Just like they're about to hate us.
[Starts to sob, a tear drips
] People of Townsville
: Ahh! Run away! Run away! Ahhh!
[a big splash crashes
: Bubbles! Careful! Seriously! Bubbles
[Dries tear off, an eyelash crashes on car
: Oh, come on! I just had it clean!
: What's it doing? Mojo Jojo
: Cheese! Bubbles
: It's doing cheese?
: You went through other kids' stockings? Bubbles
] No, duh, X-Ray vision!
: Wow, our own movie! Blossom
: Yeah. And finally, we'll get the recognition we deserve. Bubbles
: And the premiere. Oh... maybe I'll get a chance to meet Leo!