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[Mojo Jojo speaks to his Simian army
] Mojo Jojo
: For too long have we sat under the thumb of mankind! The time has come to *oppose* that thumb!
: Alas, little ones, I do not rock.
: Yeas! Whoo! All right! I, ROCK! I ROCK... so hard...
: Now, if you'll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer. I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking.
: Aw, you're actually trying to stop me? That is so cute. Bubbles
: Try, nothing. Blossom
: We will stop you. Buttercup
: Who you calling cute?
: I, Baboon Kaboom, with my Baboon-bot, shall be the bomb, and if you don't like it, you can sniff my Baboon-bot bombs. Mojo Jojo
: Oh, that's classy.
: The hobo fohmally known as Jojo is no mo'. From this day fowohd, I shall be known as MOJO JOJO!
: I, uh uh, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, shall uh, create a sauce of chaos a-a-a-and stir up trouble with a destructive force known as uh-uh-uh-uh The Tormato. Mojo Jojo
: Tormahto? Mayor
: Girls! You've come... Mojo Jojo
: Quiet! I was afraid of this. They have returned and figured out what their powers can really do. Come. You will make a good power-proof vest.
: Do you think he's finished? Mojo Jojo
: No! But you are!
[He fries the girls with fire breath
] Mojo Jojo
: [Picks the girls up and starts to climb a skyscraper
] Fools! You dare to challenge me! Attempt to defeat me! Try to destroy ME! I who saved you from certain death! After all I've done for you, you betray me! And why? For them? The ones who hated you! Have forsaken you! Can't you see, none of them will ever understand you as I can? For we are kindred spirits whose powers spring from the same source. So girls, do not make me destroy you! For we are smarter, we are stronger, we are invincible, we have the power, we are superior to them, AND WE SHALL RULE! All we have to do is work together. Girls, join me! The Girls
[the girls break free and attack
: We'd never join you! And it's because we are stronger! Bubbles
: Because we are invincible! Buttercup
: Because we have the power! The Girls
: We have to protect them from you! Blossom
: It's you who is to be feared! Bubbles
: Cause you are a monster! Buttercup
: You are evil! The Girls
: AND YOU ARE... it!
[the girls tag Mojo Jojo, pushing him off the building
: [Extended speech;deleted scene
] NOOO! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with your ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed, for I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator! For I am the mastermind, the genius, and all-around visionary! It was I who laid the original plan and set it into motion! Don't you see? All you monkeys are my plan, so your plans are my plans, because you made plans and my plan was to make you. I never planned for my plans to make plans to stop my plan! I plan to rule the planet, not to have my plan's plan to stop ME! The planner of YOU! So, STOP, CEASE, DESIST! I am your creator! I am your king! I am MOJO JOJO! OBEY ME!
: The city of Townsville. I hate you. I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you. And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you.
: Listen you pathetic primate, it is I who shall destroy the Powerpuff Girls not you! So why not run along and have a banana? Mojo Jojo
: Ooh! That is a misconception! Just because I am a monkey does not mean I am a banana addict!
[Mojo Jojo and Him are arguing
: QUIET. Now listen. It doesn't matter that you've got your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls, which I will because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. COLD HARD CASH. Mojo Jojo
: She has a point there. Him
: Yes. She does.
] Mojo Jojo
: But still. Him
: Will the people in the cheap seats please leave. Everyone else, hand over your jewels.
: It's all right 'cuz they're all white!
: That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me.
: [hearing Bubbles speak like him
] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear, concise, to the point!
: [Townsville is supposedly under attack from Mojo Jojo, but Blossom and Buttercup, while searching for Bubbles, discovers that Mojo Jojo, wet and naked with a towels around his brain and waist, is not in the tank that is terrorizing Townsville. The fake Mojo turns out to be Bubbles
: Bubbles? Narrator
: Bubbles? Mayor
: The Bubbles? Talking Dog
: Bubbles? Crowd
: Bubbles? Mojo Jojo
: Bubbles. Bubbles
: [as Mojo Jojo, thinking she is him
] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahaha! Mojo Jojo
: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat and reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!
[Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo
: What evil have you bestowed on our sister? Mojo Jojo
: You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my birthday suit?
: Buttercup, I don't think Mojo's behind this one. That bonk to Bubble's head must have led her to believe that she's the real Mojo! Mojo Jojo
] No. Really? Do you think?
: Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today.
] Mojo Jojo
: And maybe tomorrow.
: Hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in. I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.
: EGAD. My Ming dynasty vase. The object of the very first crime that I committed.
: And so the day is saved, thanks to... Mojo Jojo. You saved the day. Mojo Jojo
: I did not. Narrator
: Don't be silly. You gave their ball back. Mojo Jojo
: I said I didn't. Narrator
: All right, all right, you didn't. Sheesh. Talk about your grumpy monkey.
: In the stomach or in the face? Mojo Jojo
: How about an option of the third type?
: And each of the girls gave the Professor a swift kick.
[the girls do so
] Mojo Jojo
: Why? Because I don't like him. Not one bit! Professor Utonium
: Maybe I should encurve their sugar intake.
: Who's dumb idea was it to walk, anyway? Anyone can see these feet aren't made for walking! Bubbles
: At least it's not raining. Mojo Jojo
: That's not a bad idea!
: So wonderful of you to come. I'm starved.
[Blossom throws two hot dogs at Mojo
] Mojo Jojo
: I'm not paying for those!
] I just cause nothing but problems. I guess I'm not needed here anymore.
[Puts a note on a door and walks away
] Professor Utonium
: Oh! A note!
] Professor Utonium
: "Professor, I have run away... " Blossom
: [in voice over
] I'm afraid I had to stay and just cause nothing and make everyone unhappy. I need to find a way to serve people and do good. Professor Utonium
: "Love Blossom." Oh no!
[Looks at the other note
] Professor Utonium
: What's this? Mojo Jojo
: [in voice over
] Professor: Please disregard first note. I have Blossom. Come alone to my lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Mojo know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself. Mojo.
: Who filmed this, anyway? Buttercup
: Yeah, do you have cameras all over the world? Mojo Jojo
: Yes! Now shut up!
: In the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an "F," which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a "Z" since that is the final letter in the alphabet, which starts with "A" and ends with "Z."
: Hello, may I speak to Professor Utonium? Bubbles
: Who shall I say is calling? Mojo Jojo
: Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger. Bubbles
: PROFESSOR! THERE'S A STRANGER ON THE PHONE! Professor Utonium
: Hello, Mr. Stranger. What can I do for you?
: I will tell you my favorite story-about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end. Girls
: BORING! Blossom
: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic empire! Bubbles
: And your analysis on the invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! Buttercup
: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the allied nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid!
[Mojo Jojo is zapping Bubbles with a laser trying to make her cry
: I'm not gonna cry... you... dumb... doo-doo brain! Mojo Jojo
: Doo-doo brain? That's it! I've had it with your sassy mouth! I didn't want to do this... well, actually, I did.
[Sets the intensity of the laser from 2 to 11
: Splendidly evil, isn't it? Mojo Jojo
: Evil? How about stupid? Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing. Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head. Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after six seasons on this show!
: Free pickles. Free pickles? All the people in Townsville want the FREE PICKLES!
: Mojo is hungry. Mojo cannot think properly without the proper sustenance in Mojo's stomach.
: What's it doing? Mojo Jojo
: Cheese! Bubbles
: It's doing cheese?
: MOJO! Mojo Jojo
: Back so soon? Blossom
: We had a deal, Mojo! Mojo Jojo
: Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized. I think I can imagine. Blossom
: You're a bad monkey, Mojo! Mojo Jojo
: I know.
: Well? Princess
: You gave them dolls? Ameoba Boys
: Voodoo dolls! Let the torture begin! Mojo Jojo
: You pinheads! You're not supposed to give them the dolls! The dolls are what you stick the needles in! Ameoba Boys
: So? What's your point?