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: After I cut my hand off, I couldn't even sign my name! I mean, I'm a righty! so basically, it was a bad idea.
[sits on ledge, sighs
: Aw, does someone need some cheering up?
[Billy and Irwin are in Billy's wish world, spoofing Johnny Quest. Billy is dressed as Johnny and Irwin is dressed as Hadji
: [to Irwin
] Why you talkin' funny? Irwin
: [Indian accent
] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east. Billy
: No, you're not, you live down the street, and what's with that weird thingy on your head? Irwin
: [normal voice; shouting
] It's a turban! It's what I wear! I'm in character, yo! So why don't you just get off of me!
: [glances at Rudolpho
] So, what are you... in for? Rudolpho
: I beat the snot out of a guy... for farting! Grim
: [looks down and spots the duck ready to blow a raspberry and calls desperately
] Guard! Rudolpho
: Just the sound of it makes me so angry! Grim
: [more desperately
] Guard! Rudolpho
: Angry! Grim
: [as desperate as possible
] Guard! Guard
: [finally arrives
] All right, Reaper, your bail is here. Irwin
: I came here as soon as I got the call, yo, Grim Grim
: [relieved sigh
] I knew I could count on you, Irwin. Irwin
: [hands a piggy bank to the guard
] Here you are, Officer. Guard
: Gee, thanks.
[throws the piggy bank across the room, breaking it
: How much was in that piggy bank? Irwin
: Four dollars and thirty-two cents. Guard
: So, you like to be a jokester, do ya, Mr. Funny Guy? Mr. Comedian, eh? Well, the bail is thirty-five hundred dollars! Irwin
] I was only trying to be helpful! Guard
: Now get out of my jail, out! Irwin
: [runs out, sobbing
] Sorry, Grim! Guard
: I'd like to think I'd make a difference. Irwin
: That was wiggety-whack, yo.
[finds the duck
: Hey, a duck!
: Hippo? H-he looks more like a fat cow!
: [dressed in a banana costume
] Hi, Mandy. Ever kiss a banana? I said, did you ever kiss a... Mandy
: Go away, Irwin. Irwin
: But don't you find me a-peel-ing?