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Irwin (Character)
from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy" (2001)

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Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure (2007) (TV)
Horror: After I cut my hand off, I couldn't even sign my name! I mean, I'm a righty! so basically, it was a bad idea.
[sits on ledge, sighs]
Irwin: Aw, does someone need some cheering up?

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Wishbones (#4.6)" (2005)
[Billy and Irwin are in Billy's wish world, spoofing Johnny Quest. Billy is dressed as Johnny and Irwin is dressed as Hadji]
Billy: [to Irwin] Why you talkin' funny?
Irwin: [Indian accent] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east.
Billy: No, you're not, you live down the street, and what's with that weird thingy on your head?
Irwin: [normal voice; shouting] It's a turban! It's what I wear! I'm in character, yo! So why don't you just get off of me!

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Duck/Aren't You Chupacabra to See Me? (#4.9)" (2005)
Grim: [glances at Rudolpho] So, what are you... in for?
Rudolpho: I beat the snot out of a guy... for farting!
Grim: [looks down and spots the duck ready to blow a raspberry and calls desperately] Guard!
Rudolpho: Just the sound of it makes me so angry!
Grim: [more desperately] Guard!
Rudolpho: Angry!
Grim: [as desperate as possible] Guard!
Guard: [finally arrives] All right, Reaper, your bail is here.
Irwin: I came here as soon as I got the call, yo, Grim
Grim: [relieved sigh] I knew I could count on you, Irwin.
Irwin: [hands a piggy bank to the guard] Here you are, Officer.
Guard: Gee, thanks.
[throws the piggy bank across the room, breaking it]
Guard: How much was in that piggy bank?
Irwin: Four dollars and thirty-two cents.
Guard: So, you like to be a jokester, do ya, Mr. Funny Guy? Mr. Comedian, eh? Well, the bail is thirty-five hundred dollars!
Irwin: [sobbing] I was only trying to be helpful!
Guard: Now get out of my jail, out!
Irwin: [runs out, sobbing] Sorry, Grim!
Guard: I'd like to think I'd make a difference.
Irwin: That was wiggety-whack, yo.
[finds the duck]
Irwin: Hey, a duck!

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Hurter Monkey/Goodbling and the Hip-Hop-Opotamus (#6.11)" (2006)
Irwin: Hippo? H-he looks more like a fat cow!

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Billy & Mandy's Jacked-Up Halloween (#2.10)" (2003)
Irwin: [dressed in a banana costume] Hi, Mandy. Ever kiss a banana? I said, did you ever kiss a...
Mandy: Go away, Irwin.
Irwin: But don't you find me a-peel-ing?