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General Skarr (Character)
from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy" (2001)

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"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Grim or Gregory/Search and Estroy/Something Stupid This Way Comes (#1.8)" (2002)
Hector Con Carne: A plasma electro disintegrate to dust phaser! That was my idea!
General Skarr: His is better.

Estroy: Welcome. I'm glad you can make it. Where's Skarr?
Hector Con Carne: One of his pigeons is sick. So, he had to stay home.
General Skarr: [Climbing up Skull Island] Stupid secret plans. Always at the top of three hundred feet of sheer, stupid, cliff face!

Hector Con Carne: I really hate that guy!
General Skarr: Hector! I found Estroy's latest plans. He's planning to build an indestructible Poke-Digi Tank that will allow the wielder to dominate the world.
Hector Con Carne: Quickly, Ghastly! We must construct this Poke-Digi Tank immediately! I am going to beat Estroy to the punch this time, and it will be Hector Con Carne who will take over the world!

Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure (2007) (TV)
Grim: You can't outrun death!
General Skarr: That's why I have TURBO!

General Skarr: Time for the big guns. Or should I said... missiles!

"Evil Con Carne: No No Nanook/Teenage Idol (#2.1)" (2004)
Hector Con Carne: Skarr, you idiot! Can't we go any faster? Fire up the turbo jets, already!
General Skarr: Sorry, sir. No turbo jets. This is a dog sled.
Hector Con Carne: What happened to my state of the art Super-Villain Jet-Powered Snow Mobiles?
General Skarr: Intercepted, sir.
Hector Con Carne: What? Intercepted?
General Skarr: Yes. But we got a sweet deal on this used sled and six starving mongrels.
Hector Con Carne: But I only see five.
General Skarr: Ah. But, they are not starving.
Hector Con Carne: But who would have the audacity to take my stuff?

Gollum: Follow me. Follow me, my precious. I mean, master. I mean... Oh, JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID RING, MASTER HALFLING!
[Gollum gets run over by Hector]
Hector Con Carne: What was that?
General Skarr: About five points.

"Evil Con Carne: Gutless/Day of the Dreadbots/League of Destruction (#1.3)" (2003)
Hector con carne: One, two, two and a half... WAIT! I... I can't do it!
General Skarr: But, sir, we have the perfect shot.
Hector con carne: I just can't do it.
General Skarr: WHY NOT!
Hector con carne: I haven't the stomach for it.

General Skarr: [Archive footage] Stab them in the back and twist, twist, TWIST!
[Back to Bunny Island]
General Skarr: Oh.
[Skarrbot laughs]
General Skarr: You... betrayed me?
Skarrbot: Affirmative.
General Skarr: [Changes mood] I am so proud!

"Evil Con Carne: Go Spork/Boskov's Day Out/Cod vs. Hector (#1.1)" (2003)
Hector con carne: It's time for Major Doctor Ghastly to reveal her latest invention. Ah, good. Major Doctor, show us your device.
Major Dr Ghastly: Chief, this time I've created a machine that will revolutionize evil as we know it. I call it my Super-Sonic Telemarketing Machine!
General Skarr: Oooh, I love telemarketing. It's so evil!
Major Dr Ghastly: I know, isn't is great?
Hector con carne: Enough of this banter! Major Doctor Ghastly, activate the device!
Major Dr Ghastly: Chief, with this machine, I will call millions of households worldwide, instantly hypnotizing them, turning them into your servants!

Evil Con Carne (2000) (TV)
General Skarr: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but the League of Nations had sent a team of crack commandos to stop us.
Hector Con Carne: Commandos? How can we stop them from kicking our butts, General Skarr?
General Skarr: Cover our butts with our hands, sir?

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Lil' Pork Chop/Skarred for Life (#3.3)" (2004)
[Billy has learned of Skarr's past]
Billy: That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas.
[he passes gas]
Billy: But don't you ever miss your old job?
Gen. Skarr: [fondly] Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might?
[he gradually raises his voice and sounds and looks more maniacal]
Gen. Skarr: Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!
[he gasps for breath before suddenly calming down]
Gen. Skarr: Not at all. Don't miss it.

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Herbicidal Maniac/Chaos Theory (#6.6)" (2006)
Billy: [Grim is trying to cut a weed in Skarr's yard with his scythe] Hi Grim! Are you practicing golf?
Gen. Skarr: He's trying to get rid of this weed.
Billy: [Billy walks over to the weed] Here, let me try.
[Starts to yell at it]
Billy: Hey you stupid weed! You're stupid and ugly! And your parents fight 'cause they hate you! So why don't you just scram?
[Stops yelling, then walks away]
Billy: Well then...

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Billy and Mandy Save Christmas (#5.7)" (2005)
Santa Skarr: And what do you want Santa to bring you, Cassie?
Cassie: A cool pair of wings so I can fly!
Santa Skarr: Yes. And Santa wants another $1.50 an hour, but apparently he's not getting that either! See Cassie, deception is also a gift.

"The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Mortal Dilemma/Evil Goes Wild/Get Out of My Head! (#1.3)" (2001)
General Skarr: Sometimes, he's so melodramatic.