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: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape!
: Aw, you're actually trying to stop me? That is so cute. Bubbles
: Try, nothing. Blossom
: We will stop you. Buttercup
: Who you calling cute?
: Oh, girls, thank goodness you're okay! Now let's get out of this town and find a new safe place to live! Buttercup
: It's no use, Professor. Bubbles
: We already tried running away! Blossom
: We have to fix the problem we helped start. You said to give everyone a little time to understand our specialness. Well now it's time for everyone to understand. Especially Mojo!
[the girls zip off to save the day
: Good job, girls! Buttercup
: Ha! That mo' Mojo is no mo'!
[the girls laugh
: Do you think he's finished? Mojo Jojo
: No! But you are!
[He fries the girls with fire breath
] Mojo Jojo
: [Picks the girls up and starts to climb a skyscraper
] Fools! You dare to challenge me! Attempt to defeat me! Try to destroy ME! I who saved you from certain death! After all I've done for you, you betray me! And why? For them? The ones who hated you! Have forsaken you! Can't you see, none of them will ever understand you as I can? For we are kindred spirits whose powers spring from the same source. So girls, do not make me destroy you! For we are smarter, we are stronger, we are invincible, we have the power, we are superior to them, AND WE SHALL RULE! All we have to do is work together. Girls, join me! The Girls
[the girls break free and attack
: We'd never join you! And it's because we are stronger! Bubbles
: Because we are invincible! Buttercup
: Because we have the power! The Girls
: We have to protect them from you! Blossom
: It's you who is to be feared! Bubbles
: Cause you are a monster! Buttercup
: You are evil! The Girls
: AND YOU ARE... it!
[the girls tag Mojo Jojo, pushing him off the building
: In the stomach or in the face? Mojo Jojo
: How about an option of the third type?
: Babies don't even have teeth, stupid! He can't chew a veggie burger! Bubbles
: That's why I chewed it for him! Buttercup
: Bubbles! Blossom
: That is so gross! Bubbles
: Birds do it, and they're not gross. Buttercup
: They eat worms!
: Let's think of something that's already soft. How about chili? Buttercup
: Yuck! P.U.! Bubbles
: [looking into the baby's diaper
] Eww! It looks like he already had chili!
: What was in that milk? Bubbles
: Nothing... except veggie burger.
: Who's dumb idea was it to walk, anyway? Anyone can see these feet aren't made for walking! Bubbles
: At least it's not raining. Mojo Jojo
: That's not a bad idea!
: Thanks to you girls, Townsville is safe. And my hat is back in its proper place. How can I ever repay you for saving the day? Blossom
: No payment necessary, Mayor. Buttercup
: We were just doing our job. Bubbles
: We're superheroes! Mayor
: Yes, but I'm the Mayor! How about a statue? Powerpuff Girls Day?
[the girls shake their heads
: No? Well, then at least take some candy. Blossom
: Thanks, Mayor, but the Professor says we aren't allowed to have any...
[Bubbles and Buttercup reach for some candy
: Hey! Well, okay. Maybe this one piece won't hurt.
: [to the hotline
] RING ALREADY! Blossom
: Forget it, Buttercup. There's just nothing going on. No crimes, no monsters, no nothing. Bubbles
: I could sure use a piece of candy right about now. Blossom
: But the mayor said... Buttercup
: [immitating the mayor
] Blah blah blah blah blah blah, save the day!
: [in an overlarge trenchcoat wearing a fedora
] Thank you for coming. We are in need of your services. Just do what you do best. Bubbles
: [at coat's midsection
] Then take the fall. Buttercup
: [at coat's hem
] And we bust you out the next day. Mysterious Shadow Figure
: Hmmm... Blossom
: We know you can't resist this oppurtunity. Bubbles
: What do you say...? Buttercup
: What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy! Bubbles
: But what about the candy? Buttercup
: Don't you see, Bubbles? Blossom
: It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.
: Mayor? Buttercup
: We brought your candy back. Bubbles
: And Mojo too! See? He... wasn't... really... bad after all. It... Blossom
: We're sorry, Mayor. Bubbles
: We want to apologize. Blossom
: Okay, you don't have to look at us, but at least hear us out. You see, we convinced Mojo to commit crimes. Buttercup
: Then we could save the day... Bubbles
: ...and get rewarded with candy. Blossom
: But then Mojo and the candy got the better of us. Buttercup
: We were out of control Bubbles
: We're sorry. Mayor
: And you yelled at me! Girls
: We're sorry. Mayor
: You poor girls, caught up in all that! Blossom
: So you forgive us? Mayor
: Well, you did make a mistake, but you realized what wrong you caused and set things right by telling the truth. And for that, you deserve a reward! Blossom
: Oh, Mayor, after all the trouble we caused? Mayor
: All righty, if that's the way you feel. Blossom
: Maybe just one piece.
: Girls! It's really you! Oh, you're floating, you have big eyes, no fingers, and superpowers! Buttercup
: Yep, he finally cracked.
: That's it! Buttercup
: He's done it! Bubbles
: Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt. Furthermore... Blossom
: Bubbles! Bubbles
: Oh, this isn't going to work. Bubbles
: Certainly not if our wish is to remedy this situation, which is currently lacking closure... Buttercup
: Someone has to retach him. Buttercup
: But do we know whose English is good enough to reverse the effects of Mo' Linguish and retrain all these people to speak properly, thus eliminating the circular pattern in which they are speaking? Darn it! Now I'm doing it!
: Girls, we have a situation of gastronomic proportions! Buttercup
: What exactly did he say? Blossom
: Some mumbo jumbo about a monster, a revolting stench - I don't know. Bubbles
: Maybe the mayor wasn't talking about that?
: Hey, Blossom, where'd you get that giant match? Blossom
: Same place I got the giant jar! Episode 2, Season 1!
: We still need to try our new move. Buttercup
: You mean the "Razzle Dazzle"? Also known as the "Flower Pedals of Doom"? We haven't even perfected that move yet! Bubbles
: I still think we should call it "Sassifrass"!
: [talking with her sisters about who stole their fighting robot DYNAMO and used it to attack the city
] Whoever it is must be the most twisted, sadistic lover of carnage in the world. Bubbles
: Buttercup? Buttercup
: How can I be in that thing if I'm right out here?
: Let's go get her! Buttercup
: Yeah! I see a knuckle sandwich in her future!
: Wait! Wait! Wait! Let me get this straight. You asked a psychic for decisions on municipal issues? Mayor
: No, no, of course not. That would be silly. I got advice from a dead relative.
: And the Mayor was let back into Townsville faster than you could say, "open sesame." Mayor
: Open sesa... Blossom
: Here you go, Mayor. Mayor
: Bubbles! Put down that stupid octopus and help us with this stupid octopus!
: Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun. Buttercup
: Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to? Bubbles
: We're superheroes! Blossom
: Real ones! Steve
: Yeah, well, that's great and all, but what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with your face on them, or souped-up vehicles, cause you didn't need them! See? Even if you take away the costumes, props, and angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So what do you say? Powerpuff Girls? Blossom
: Let's get him, girls! Steve
: Now that's better!
: Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what big eyes you have. Jewel Thief
: All the better to see this cereal. Buttercup
: Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what an interesting mustache you have. Jewel Thief
: All the better to keep this cereal in my mouth. Blossom
: Gee, Grandma Babysitter, you sure do have big rabbit ears. Jewel Thief
: ...all the better to...
: Shh... Blossom
: Watching... Bubbles
: Who do you think that guy is? Buttercup
: Maybe he's a prehistoric Robin Hood! Bubbles
: That explains the elephant.
: What are you doing in our closet, Mr. Mayor? Mayor
: You mean we're not in my house. Buttercup
: Sorry, Mayor. Mayor
: Well, that explains all the cool furniture.
: The Mayor has a seed. Buttercup
: Is that the guy taking your seeds, Mayor? Blossom
: Mayor, you could have mentioned the caveman and mastadon when you called before. Mayor
: Oh, was that important?
[after giving Buttercup a dollar
] Professor Utonium
: Buttercup, what do you say? Buttercup
: What? What CAN I say? Thank you isn't enough to express my gratitude. This is the first piece of currency I've ever owned and it's ALL MINE, to do with whatever I WANT. I've never had this feeling before. Professor Utonium
: Well, I'm glad you like it. Buttercup
: Like it? I LOVE IT. The feel, the smell, the taste, the POWER. I now understand why Mojo's always robbing banks.
: Hey. Are you trying to knock out my teeth? Buttercup
: No of course not. I'd never do that. No matter how valuable they are.
: [wearing glasses
] What? What? What's so funny? Blossom
: Oh, nothing... Buttercup
: Dork! Bubbles
: [looks in the mirror
] I do look like a dork. Buttercup
: No, you don't. Blossom
: Yeah. You look like a nerd.
: I'm back! Blossom
: Well, what a sight for sore eyes! Buttercup
: It's old four-eyes! Bubbles
: Hey! You said you were just kidding! Buttercup
: We were! Blossom
: About being just kidding!
: I guess I shouldn't believe everything I see on TV. Mayor
: No, Bubbles, no. Don't say that! Television is your friend. Television is never wrong, and you should always listen to it and do whatever it says. Bubbles
] Yes. Television. All hail the great and all-knowing television.
: Let's go home and make tacos! Buttercup
: NOOO! Bubbles
: But I like tacos.
: [Townsville is supposedly under attack from Mojo Jojo, but Blossom and Buttercup, while searching for Bubbles, discovers that Mojo Jojo, wet and naked with a towels around his brain and waist, is not in the tank that is terrorizing Townsville. The fake Mojo turns out to be Bubbles
: Bubbles? Narrator
: Bubbles? Mayor
: The Bubbles? Talking Dog
: Bubbles? Crowd
: Bubbles? Mojo Jojo
: Bubbles. Bubbles
: [as Mojo Jojo, thinking she is him
] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahaha! Mojo Jojo
: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat and reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!
: [as Mojo Jojo, to Blossom and Buttercup
] It's time to meet your maker! Blossom
: You leave the Professor out of this!
: [looking at a plate of broccoli
] Ewww! What's that icky green stuff? Blossom
: It definitely isn't cake. Buttercup
: It ain't a corn dog. Bubbles
: I know it's not a hamster. Blossom
: YOU EAT HAMSTERS? Bubbles
: No, I like hamsters, and I know I don't like that stuff!
: Baths are for big fat wussies.
[Storms out, a pause
: I'm not fat.
: Everybody's going to laugh at us! Blossom
: No they won't. Lots of superheroes wear capes. Buttercup
: But they don't wear sheets!
: What's happening? Bubbles
: We're breaking! Professor Utonium
: No you're not. You're just pealing. Mayor
: You mean "unappealing"! THAT'S unappealing.
: Man, Bubbles, we really underestimated you. Buttercup
: And you know what? Bubbles
] WHAT? Buttercup
: You're hard core! Bubbles
] Really? Hee hee hee! Aw, shucks! And girls, I'm sorry for running off. Mojo would never have gotten me if I did not have you two to look out for me. Blossom
: Team? Buttercup
: Team. Bubbles
: STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! THE MAYOR ISN'T FOLLOWING YOUR STORIES AT ALL! Buttercup
: Well, maybe he would if you would "butt out".
["butt out" is referring to the rescued, but pantsless mayor
: Yeah! Butt it out!
["Butt it out" is referring to the rescued, but pantsless mayor
: Let me tell the story. I tell it the bestest. Besides, I remember everything like it happened yesterday. Blossom
: IT HAPPENED TODAY! See? This is what I mean. Buttercup
: Oh, shut up! Bubbles
: You don't even know how to tell a good bedtime story.
: Oh no! What if I don't get my official Red Raider carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle? Princess Morebucks
: Huh. Who would want a stupid old BB gun? Buttercup
] Princess! Princess Morebucks
: Besides, you'll shoot your eye out.
: [after nailing the Powerpuff Girls with a massive ice- ball
] How'd you like my stocking- stuffer? Buttercup
: [Hitting Princess in the face with a snowball
] Stuff that!
: Wow, our own movie! Blossom
: Yeah. And finally, we'll get the recognition we deserve. Bubbles
: And the premiere. Oh... maybe I'll get a chance to meet Leo!
: I'm the strongest fighter here! Bubbles
: Yeah, but you are the worst actor.
: [to Blossom
] Well, I've had it with your leadership!
: I've had it with your insubordination. Buttercup
: Well, I've had it with your leadership!
: Ouch! The broccoli's on the roof! Blossom
: Happy to you, log pony!
: Who filmed this, anyway? Buttercup
: Yeah, do you have cameras all over the world? Mojo Jojo
: Yes! Now shut up!
: Those jerks! Like I was not suppose... Oh, who am I kidding? They're right. I'm a mess, and I need to change, and I don't know where to start. Chinese Man
: At the beginning grasshopper.
: We've never walked to school before. Bubbles
: Yeah. It's fun! But it takes a lot longer.
[the girls have just beaten Him in their dream
: Please. No more. Don't hit me. I don't understand. I was so close. I almost had you. You are supposed to be afraid. Blossom
: Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo. Bubbles
: We're sisters and we love each other! Blossom
: And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other. Buttercup
: Give me a break, you two. Yap, yap, yap. Can I toss this guy already?
[Blossom and Bubbles stare angrily at Buttercup, then smile at her
: Oh, okay.
[Buttercup turns to Him with a grin
: No. No, wait. It's cool. It's cool. Everything's cool!
[with one punch, Buttercup knocks Him out of their dream
: I set up up all those other disasters, so I can go in, save everyone, and get all the fame and glory. NOW, PLEASE HELP! towns people
: GASP Blossom
: You mean, the giant fire? Major Man
: I started it. towns people
: GASP Buttercup
: The robber and the old lady? Major Man
: My cousin and grandmother. towns people
: GASP Bubbles
: The train wreck? Major Man
: Bent the tracks. towns people
: GASP Blossom
: And the kids who beat up the old man? Major Man
: Paid them. towns people
: Can't you abacus any faster? Blossom
: Aba-kiss my butt!
: What do little boys fear more than anything in the world? Bubbles
: Bugs. Buttercup
: No, Bubbles. That's what you're afraid of. Bubbles
: Oh, yeah.
: I will tell you my favorite story-about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end. Girls
: BORING! Blossom
: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic empire! Bubbles
: And your analysis on the invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! Buttercup
: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the allied nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid!
: Have you made any progress? Professor Utonium
: Girls, check this out. I've invented a DNA-based, vector-sensitive, target-seeking computer virus, which if remotely uploaded to the target individual's communications peripherals, will directly enter their sensory system, causing the individual to cluck uncontrollably, like a chicken; develop incurable rashes - with or without excess body hair; hideous screaming follows, and finally - ha ha! Total meltdown! Bubbles
: Um, that's cool, but will it help us catch Mask Scara? Professor Utonium
: Well, no.
: We're the Powerpuff Girls. Buttercup
: We fight crime. Blossom
: That's what we do. Bubbles
[Bubbles is playing drums, Buttercup on bass, and Blossom on lead guitar
] Open your eyes and take in every thing that you see. Look at all the colors, red yellow blue and green. We can take an airplane and fly across the world. Look down upon the colors come on everybody lets go! Because... Girls
] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Bubbles
] Open your ears and listen what the world has to say. Hear the birds and bells and you will have a brighter day. Everyone has a special song, deep inside their heart. If you want to sing with us, it's a perfect place to start.
[Blossom plays a guitar lead
] Love love love lalalove, lalalove makes the world go round. Bubbles
] You cant hurt me with the things that you do, I'll pick up dandilions and I'll give 'em to you. Blossom
] Puppy dogs, kitty cats swimming in love. Girls
] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round.
: [imitating the Professor
] Remember, girls, it's where all movies came from. Blossom
] No, they didn't. They came from cans.
: You can't just buy superpowers. Princess
: Oh yeah? Tell that to Batman.
: [referring to the Professor who is dressed as a race car driver
] You look like something out of a bad '80s TV show!
: I feel weird about lying to the Professor. Blossom
: A little white lie is okay. Besides, it'll all turn out good 'cause we're good. Bubbles
: And more of us will only be gooder. Buttercup
: Yeah, good. Blossom
: And Professor Dick is good, right? And he's only interested in good and goodness. Good? Bubbles
: Good. Blossom
: Good? Buttercup
: Good. Blossom
: Good? Girls
: Good night.
: Final analysis: Lumpkins, above all things, are stupid. On a side note, never speak of this incident again. Bubbles
: Boy, a few more seconds, and Fuzzy would have been our mom. Buttercup
: You mean our dad. Blossom
: Yeah, and Professor would have been our mom. Professor Utonium
: I said, never speak of it again!
: [immitating Blossom
] Blossom here. What's the trouble? Blossom
: Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here?" Buttercup
: I'm Blossom now. Blossom
: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom. Buttercup
: Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? We're playing pretend, right? Blossom
: Right. Buttercup
: Then I'm pretending to be Blossom. Blossom
: Well, you can't. Buttercup
: Why not? Blossom
: Because you were playing the monster. Buttercup
: Well, now I'm playing Blossom. Blossom
: Well, then who am I supposed to be? Buttercup
: Bubbles. Blossom
: No way! You be Bubbles! Buttercup
: No way! You be Bubbles! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You're Bubbles! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You're Bubbles! Bubbles
: I'll be Bubbles. Buttercup
: YOU CAN'T! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You be Bubbles! Blossom
: You're Bubbles! Buttercup
: You're Bubbles!
: I think Mojo has lost it. Buttercup
: I don't think he ever had it.
: See, Bubbles? I knew it was you! Bubbles
: Oh, yeah? How do you know it wasn't Blossom? Blossom
: Buttercup, I bet it was you! You were the first one to point the finger! Buttercup
: Oh, yeah? Well, you were obviously the most distracted yesterday. Blossom
: Oh, really? Well, Bubbles has more problems than the two of us combined! Buttercup
: True. Bubbles
: Oh, that's funny... coming from the person who sleeps in the middle of the bed! Blossom