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: I couldn't stand another moment with Joe. It was a torture just watching him do a crossword puzzle. Joe Swanson
: Hey Bonnie, what's the five-letter-word for marriage? Bonnie Swanson
: Fraud. Joe Swanson
: Uuuuh, it's gotta start with a "U". UNION! Boy, you stink at this.
: [on Skype
] Hey Brian, can you bring me up a snack? I'm supposed to be in bed. Brian Griffin
: Look, the other night was great. But it was a mistake. Bonnie Swanson
: You're right. Stewie Griffin
: Oh man, WHAAAAAAAT?
[Brian shuts down the laptop
: I want a divorce! Bonnie Swanson
: Well you're getting it!
: The movers tracked grease all over the carpet. I've tried everything to get it out. Lois Griffin
: What about lemon juice? Fan at ball game
: What about club soda? Stewie Griffin
: What about shutting the hell up?
: Somebody save him! He can't swim! Peter Griffin
: Oh he's not even kicking. Kick, Joe, kick! Lois Griffin
: Peter! He's a paraplegic! Peter Griffin
: That doesn't mean he can't hear! Kick, Joe, kick!
: [Joe is surprised to see fugitive Peter sumo wrestling
] Oh, my God! Bonnie Swanson
] Did you walk?