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: Do the claw to mom, dad, do the claw to mom! Fletcher
: Uh-oh. You've found the claw's only weakness. Subzero temperatures.
: So did you have any trouble finding the place? Fletcher
: All right, I'm late. I ran oughta gas! The gauge is broken. Rough neighborhood too. Good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors. Might've had to rip out my nine and bust a cap! My mind on my money and my money on my mind! Audrey
: They'd never hurt you, Fletcher. You're their lawyer. Fletcher
: Ooh. That was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up. Max Reede
: Mom, dad's taking me to see wrestling! Audrey
: Ugh. Fletcher! Fletcher
: Ugh. Audrey!
: I love you! Audrey
: Thank you Jerry
: Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for... Audrey
: Thank you very much?
: Where were you? Fletcher
: Having sex. Audrey
: Well, I hope it was with someone *very* special! Fletcher
: No, see - that's the thing. I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal.
[Fletcher throws the phone away and throws himself on the floor in disgust
: I was hoping after being married to me you'd have no more strength left. Audrey
: Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.
[the lights turn on after Max makes a wish and blows out the candles
] Max Reede
: Mom? Dad?
[Audrey and Fletcher are kissing
: MAX? Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again? Max Reede
: No. I wished for rollerblades! Audrey
: Uh... wanna cut the cake... Dad? Fletcher
: I would love to... but I have this horrible pain in my arm... Audrey
: Oh no... run ITS THE CLAW! Fletcher
: NOTHING CAN STOP THE CLAWWWW!
: Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me? Audrey
: No - I divorced you because I was mad at you.
: Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me! Audrey
: Yes, that's one of his best qualities. Fletcher
: Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry. Audrey
: You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit... Fletcher
: Magoo! Audrey
: Do you know what your son was doing at 8:15 last night? Fletcher
: No? Audrey
: He was making a wish that for a whole day, his father couldn't tell a lie. Fletcher
] Oh, my god, that's it!