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Lunkwill (Character)
from "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" (1981)

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
Arthur Dent: Just wait a sodding minute! You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well, how about what's six times seven? Or how many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb? Here's one! How many roads must a man walk down?
Lunkwill: Hey, that's not bad!
Arthur Dent: Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't forty-two, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy.
Trillian: That's a good answer...
Lunkwill: Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous!
Fook: Yeah! What is all this "is she the one" tripe?
Lunkwill: Take his brain!

Lunkwill: Do you...
Deep Thought: Have an answer for you? Yes. But you're not going to like it.
Fook: Please tell us. We must know!
Deep Thought: Okay. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is...
[wild cheers from audience, then silence]
Deep Thought: 42.

Lunkwill: Drink up.
Arthur: Thank you.
Fook: Now, to business.
Ford, Zaphod: [drunkenly toasting] To business!
Lunkwill, Fook: Eat!
Zaphod: [quietly] Sorry.

"The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy: Episode #1.4" (1981)
Lunkwill: O great computer, the task we have designed you to perform is this: We want you to tell us the Answer.
Deep Thought: The answer? The answer to what?
Lunkwill: Life.
Fook: The universe.
Lunkwill: Everything.
Deep Thought: Tricky.

Deep Thought: You're really not going to like it.
Lunkwill: Tell us.
Deep Thought: The answer to the Great Question...
Lunkwill: Yes?
Deep Thought: ...of life, the universe, and everything...
Lunkwill: Yes?
Deep Thought:
Fook: Yes?
Deep Thought:
Lunkwill, Fook: *Yes*?
Deep Thought: Forty-two.
[stunned silence]
Deep Thought: It was a tough assignment.
Lunkwill, Fook: *Forty-two*?

Lunkwill: Who are you? Get out of here!
Majikthise: I am Majikthise.
Vroomfondle: And I demand that I am Vroomfondle.
Majikthise: It's all right, you don't need to demand that.
Vroomfondle: All right. I am Vroomfondle. And that is not a demand. That is a solid fact. What we demand is solid facts!
Majikthise: No, we don't, that is precisely what we don't demand.
Vroomfondle: We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel.