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Vogon Captain (Character)
from "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" (1981)
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) Played by Richard Griffiths (as Jeltz)
- "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy"
... aka "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" - UK (complete title), USA (video title)
- Episode #1.2 (1981) TV episode, Played by Martin Benson
- Episode #1.1 (1981) TV episode, Played by Martin Benson
[torturing Ford and Arthur by reading poetry to them]
Vogon captain: O freddled gruntbuggly / Thy micturations are to me / As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee / That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles / Into a rancid festering...
[Arthur and Ford's moaning drowns out the poetry]
Vogon captain: Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules / Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts / And living glupules frat and slipulate / Like jowling meated liverslime / Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes / And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles / Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.
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