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Mr. Prosser (Character)
from "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" (1981)

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"The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy: Episode #1.1" (1981)
Prosser: What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses.

Prosser: But the plans were on display.
Arthur Dent: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar.
Prosser: That's the display department.
Arthur Dent: With a torch.
Prosser: The lights had probably gone.
Arthur Dent: So had the stairs.
Prosser: But you did see the notice, didn't you?
Arthur Dent: Oh, yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign outside the door saying "Beware of the Leopard." Ever thought of going into advertising?

Ford Prefect: And no sneaky knocking Mr. Dent's house down while he's away, all right?
Prosser: The slightest thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
Arthur Dent: Can we trust him?
Ford Prefect: Myself, I'd trust him till the end of the Earth.
Arthur Dent: Yes, but how far's that?
Ford Prefect: About twelve minutes away.

Prosser: Mr. Dent?
Arthur Dent: Hello, yes?
Prosser: Have you any idea how much damage this bulldozer would suffer if I were to let it roll straight over you?
Arthur Dent: How much?
Prosser: None at all.

Mr. Prosser: You can't lie in front of the bulldozers indefinitely.
Arthur Dent: I'm game. We'll see who rusts first.

Mr. Prosser: Mr. Dent!
Arthur Dent: Hello, yes!
Mr. Prosser: Have you any idea of how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?
Arthur Dent: How much?
Mr. Prosser: None at all.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?
Arthur: How much?
Mr. Prosser: None at all.