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Lt. Daniel Kaffee (Character)
from A Few Good Men (1992)

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A Few Good Men (1992)
Kaffee: [to the court after asking what Jessup packed for a one day trip to Washington D,C] Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Kaffee: [after going over their case for the night] And don't wear that perfume in court, it wrecks my concentration.
Galloway: Really.
Kaffee: I was talking to Sam.

Kaffee: [sarcastically to Joanne, mildly intoxicated] Maybe, if we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.

Capt. Ross: [in a bar, after Danny just walked up to Jack's table] Hey, Danny! Great job today. The redirect on Barnes.
Kaffee: I have Markinson.
Capt. Ross: Where is he?
Kaffee: Motel room in North East with six federal marshalls outside his door. Take a sip of your drink.
Kaffee: The transfer order that Markinson signed is a phony. Jessup's statement that the 6am flight was the first available is a lie. We're checking the tower chief's log.
[to waitress]
Kaffee: I'd like a beer, please.
[to Ross]
Kaffee: In the mean time I thought we'd put the Apostle John Kendrick on the stand and see if we can't have a little fun.
Capt. Ross: Alright. I have an obligation to tell you that if you accuse Kendrick or Jessup of any crime without proper evidence then you're going to be subject to a court martial for professional misconduct and that is something that's going to be stapled to every job application that you ever fill out. Markinson's not going to hold up, Danny, he's a crazy man! Now, I'm not telling you this to intimidate you I'm being your lawyer here.
Kaffee: Oh, thanks, Jack. And I want to tell you that I think the whole fucking bunch of you are certifiably insane! This code of honor of yours makes me want to beat the shit out of something!
Capt. Ross: Don't you dare lump me in with Jessup and Kendrick just because we wear the same uniform. I'm your friend and I'm telling you, I don't think your clients belong in jail but I don't get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice and my client has a case! There you go. Now I want you to acknowledge that the Judge Advocate has made you aware of the possible consequences of accusing a Marine officer of a felony without proper evidence.
Kaffee: I've been so advised.
Capt. Ross: You got bullied into that courtroom, Danny, by everyone. By Dawson. By Galloway. Shit, I practically dared you. You got bullied into that courtroom by the memory of a dead lawyer.
Kaffee: [shouting as Jack leaves] You're a lousy fucking softball player, Jack!
Capt. Ross: Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.

Kaffee: [during the court proceeding] Lieutenant Kendrick, in your opinion was Private Santiago a good Marine?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] I would say he was about average.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, you signed three Proficiency and Conduct reports on Santiago and in all three reports you indicate a rating of below average.
Lt. Kendrick: [looking through the reports he signed] Yes, Private Santiago was below average. I did not see the need to trample on a man's grave.
Kaffee: Well, we appreciate that but you are under oath now and I think as unpleasant as it may be we'd all just as soon hear the truth.
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] I am aware of my oath.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, these are the last three Pro-Con reports you signed for Lance Corporal Dawson. Dawson received two marks of exceptional, but on this most recent report dated June 9th of this year he received a rating of below average. It's this last report I'd like to discuss for a moment.
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] That would be fine.
Kaffee: Lance Corporal Dawson's ranking after the school of infantry was perfect. Records indicate that more than half that class has since been promoted to full Corporal while Dawson has remained a Lance Corporal. Was Dawson's promotion held up because of this last report?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] I'm sure it was.
Kaffee: Do you recall why Dawson was given such a poor grade on this last report?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] I'm sure I don't. I have many men in my charge, Lieutenant. I write many reports.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, do you recall an incident involving a PFC Curtis Bell who had been found stealing liquor from the Officer's Club?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] Yes, I do.
Kaffee: Did you report Private Bell to the proper authorities?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant, the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer Colonel Nathan R. Jessup and the Lord our God.
Kaffee: At your request, Lieutenant, I can have the record reflect your lack of acknowledgment of this court as a proper authority.
Capt. Ross: [from the prosecution table] Objection. Argumentative.
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] Sustained. Watch yourself, Counselor.
Kaffee: Did you report Private Bell to your superiors?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] I remember thinking very highly of Private Bell, of not wanted to see his record tarnished by a formal charge.
Kaffee: You preferred that it be handled within the unit.
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] Yes, I most certainly did.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, do you know what a Code Red is?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] Yes, I do.

Kaffee: [seeing Markinson in the back seat of his car] Jesus Christ!
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: You left the door unlocked.
Kaffee: You scared the shit out of me.
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: Just keep driving.
Kaffee: Are you aware that you're under subpoena?
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: Yes. I'm also aware that the lives of two Marines are in your hands. If there were something I could do about that I would but since I can't all I can do is help you, Lieutenant.
Kaffee: Was it a code red?
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: Yes.
Kaffee: Did Kendrick give the order?
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: Yes.
Kaffee: Did you witness it?
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: I didn't need to...
Kaffee: Did you witness it!
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: No.
Kaffee: Then how do you know?
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: I know.
Kaffee: Yeah, you know shit.
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: He was never going to be transferred off that base.
[Kaffee turns the corner and stops the car]
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: Jessep was going to keep him on the base. He said he wanted him trained.
Kaffee: We've got the transfer order its got your signature.
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: I know. I signed that the morning you arrived in Cuba five days after Santiago died.
Kaffee: I'm going to get you a deal some kind of immunity with the prosecutor and in about 4 days you're going to appear as a witness for the defense and you're going to tell the court exactly what you just told me. Right now I'm going to get you into a motel room and we're going to start from the beginning.
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson: I don't want a deal and I don't want immunity. I want you to know that I am proud neither of what I have done nor what I am doing.

Kaffee: [to his teamates in the outfield] Alright, let's go, let's get two.
Lt. Sherby: Sorry!
Kaffee: Nothing to be sorry about, Sherby, you just look the ball into your glove. Shootin' two!
Lt. Sherby: Sorry!
Kaffee: Sherby, you gotta trust me, you keep your eyes open and your chances of catching ball increase by a factor of 10.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] Kaffee.
Kaffee: Let's try it again.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] Kaffee!
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] Dave you seem distraught.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] We were supposed to meet in your office 15 minutes ago to talk about the McDermont case. You're stalling on this thing. We get this done right now, or I mean it, Kaffee, I'm going to hang your boy from a fuckin' yardarm!
Kaffee: Yardarm? Sherby, does the Navy still hang people from Yardarms?
Lt. Sherby: I don't think so.
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] Dave, Sherby doesn't think the Navy hang people from yardarms anymore.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] I'm going to charge him with possession and being under the influence while on duty. You plead guilty I recommend 30 days in the brig with loss of rank and pay.
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] It was oregano, Dave. It was 10 dollars worth of oregano.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] Yeah, but your client thought it was marijuana.
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] My client's a moron that's not against the law.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] Kaffee, I have people to answer to just like you do. I'm going to charge him.
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] With what? Possession of a condiment?
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] Kaffee...
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] Dave, I tried to help you out of this but if you ask for jail time I'm going to file a motion to dismiss.
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] You won't get it.
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] I will get it. And if the MTD is denied I'll file a motion in limine seeking to obtain an evidentary ruling in advance and after that I'm going to file against pretrial confinement and you're going to spend the next three months going blind on paperwork because a Signalman Second Class bought and smoked a dime bag of oregano.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: [talking through the batting cage fence] B misdemeanor 20 days in the brig.
Kaffee: [talking through the batting cage fence] C misdemeanor 15 days restricted duty.

Galloway: [refering to Markinson] Where is he?
Kaffee: Downtown Lodge on North East.
Galloway: I want him guarded.
Kaffee: That's probably a good idea. Anyway he also says that...
Galloway: [over the phone] My clearance code is 411527273. Thank you.
Kaffee: Clearance code? I don't have a clearance code. Do you have a clearance code?
Lt. Weinberg: Danny!
Kaffee: Anyway, he also says that Jessup's lying about the transportation off the base. Jessup said the 6 was the first flight out Santiago couuld have left on. Markinson says there was a plane that left seven hours earlier.
[to Galloway]
Kaffee: That was impressive. Did you get what I said about the flight?
Galloway: Yes. Sam, when a flight takes off there's got to be some kind of record kept, right?
Lt. Weinberg: Yeah, you need the tower chief's log from Gitmo.
Kaffee: Get it.
Galloway: We're gonna win.
Kaffee: Joe, let's not go crazy about this. We don't know who Markinson is we don't know what the log book's going to say. You just concentrate on Downey. I'm going to talk to Ross and tell him where we are.

Kaffee: [Kaffee has just asked why Santiago hadn't packed despite being due to be transferred in a few hours after the time of his death. Jessup smirks] Is this funny, sir?
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] No, it isn't. It's tragic.
Kaffee: Do you have an answer to the question, Colonel?
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early riser and liked to pack in the morning. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago. What I do know is that he was set to leave the base at 0600. Now, are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two Marines are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill.
[Kaffee hesitates, dumbfounded]
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] Do you have any more questions for me, Counselor?
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] Lt. Kaffee?
[pause]
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] Lieutenant, do you have anything further for this witness?
[Jessep defiantly gets up to leave the courtroom]
Col. Jessep: Thanks, Danny. I love Washington.
Kaffee: Excuse me. I didn't dismiss you.
Col. Jessep: I beg your pardon?
Kaffee: I'm not through with my examination. Sit down.
Col. Jessep: Colonel!
Kaffee: What's that?
Col. Jessep: I would appreciate it if he would address me as "Colonel" or "Sir." I believe I've earned it.
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] Defense counsel will address the witness as "Colonel" or "Sir."
Col. Jessep: [to Judge] I don't know what the hell kind of unit you're running here.
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] And the witness will address this court as "Judge" or "Your Honor." I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Colonel.

Col. Jessep: [Judge dismisses the jury after Jessep's revelation on the stand about the Code Red] What is this? What's going on? I did my job, I'd do it again!
[stands up defiantly]
Col. Jessep: I'm gonna get on a plane and go on back to my base.
Judge Randolph: You're not going anywhere, Colonel. MP's... guard the Colonel!
[MPs take post]
Judge Randolph: Captain Ross?
Col. Jessep: What the hell is this?
Capt. Ross: Colonel Jessep, you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you make...
Col. Jessep: I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny. That's what this is. This is...
[turning to Kaffee and lunging at him]
Col. Jessep: ... I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!
Capt. Ross: Colonel Jessep! Do you understand these rights as I have just read them to you?
Col. Jessep: [contemptuously] You fuckin' people... you have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
Kaffee: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest you son of a bitch.
[glares at Jessep]
Kaffee: The witness is excused.

Kaffee: Lt. Kendrick, was Lance Corporal Dawson given a below average rating on this last report because you learned he had been sneaking food to Private Bell?
Capt. Ross: [from the prosecution table] Object!
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] Not so fast. Lieutenant?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] Lance Corporal Dawson was given a below average rating because he had committed a crime.
Kaffee: A crime? What crime did he commit? Lieutenant Kendrick, Dawson brought a hungry guy some food. What crime did he commit?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] He disobeyed an order.
Kaffee: And because he did. Because he exercised his own set of values, because he made a decision about the welfare of a Marine that was in conflict with an order of yours, he was punished. Is that right?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] Lance Corporal Dawson disobeyed an order!
Kaffee: Yeah, but it wasn't a real order, was it? After all, it's peace time. He wasn't being asked to secure a hill or advance on a beachhead. I mean, surely a Marine of Dawson's intelligence can be trusted to determine on his own which are the really important orders and which orders might, say, be morally questionable? Lieutenant Kendrick, can he? Can Dawson determine on his own which orders he's going to follow?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] No, he cannot.
Kaffee: A lesson he learned after the Curtis Bell incident, am I right?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] I would think so.
Kaffee: You know so, don't you, Lieutenant?
Capt. Ross: [from the prosecution table] Object.
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] Sustained.
Kaffee: Lieutenant Kendrick, one final question. If you had ordered Dawson to give Santiago a code red...
Lt. Kendrick: [Interrupting, exasperated, from the witness stand] I specifically ordered those men not to touch Santiago!
Kaffee: Is it reasonable to think he would've disobeyed you again?
Capt. Ross: [from the prosecution table] Lieutenant, don't answer that!
Kaffee: You don't have to, I'm through.
Capt. Ross: Lieutenant Kendrick, did you order Lance Corporal Dawson and Private Downey to give Willie Santiago a code red?
[Kendrick initially refuses to answer, sensing he's been caught lying]
Capt. Ross: Lieutenant Kendrick, did you...
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] No, I did not.
Capt. Ross: Thank you.

Capt. Ross: Corporal Barnes, I hold here the Marine Outline for Recruit Training. You're familiar with this book?
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] Yes, sir.
Capt. Ross: [walking to Barnes with the book in his hand] Have you read it?
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] Yes, sir.
Capt. Ross: [hands him thr book] Good. Would you turn to the chapter that deals with code reds, please?
Cpl. Barnes: [confused] Sir?
Capt. Ross: Just flip to the page of the book that discusses code reds.
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] Well, well, you see, sir code red is a term that we use, I mean, just down at Gitmo, I don't know if it's actually...
Capt. Ross: Ah, we're in luck then. Standard Operating Procedures, Rifle Security Company, Guantanamo Bay Cuba. Now I assume we'll find the term code red and its definition in that book. Am I correct?
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] No sir.
Capt. Ross: No? Corporal Barnes, I'm a Marine. Is there no book. No manual or pamphlet, no set of orders or regulations that lets me know that, as a Marine, one of my duties is to perform code reds?
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] No sir. No book, sir.
Capt. Ross: No further questions.
[as Ross walks back to his table Kaffee takes the book out of his hand]
Kaffee: Corporal, would you turn to the page in this book that says where the mess hall is, please.
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] Well, Lt. Kaffee, that's not in the book, sir.
Kaffee: You mean to say in all your time at Gitmo you've never had a meal?
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] No, sir. Three squares a day, sir.
Kaffee: I don't understand. How did you know where the mess hall was if it's not in this book?
Cpl. Barnes: [from the witness stand] Well, I guess I just followed the crowd at chow time, sir.
Kaffee: No more questions.

Kaffee: [getting Jack's attention while his playing basketball] Jack? Jack! They were given an order.
Capt. Ross: [to his friends] I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
Galloway: How long have you known about the order?
Capt. Ross: [walking away from the basketball court] I didn't. Who's this?
Kaffee: She's Joe Galloway. She's Downey's attorney. She's very pleased to meet you.
Capt. Ross: [talking privately] What exactly are you accusing me of, Commander?
Galloway: How long have you known about the order?
Kaffee: Jack didn't know about the order because if Jack did and he didn't tell us Jack knows he'd be violating about 14 articles of the Code of Ethics. As it is, Jack's got enough to worry about because, God forbid, our clients should decide to plead not guilty and testify for the record that they were given an order.
Capt. Ross: Kendrick specifically told those men not to touch Santiago.
Kaffee: That's right and then he went into Dawson and Downey's room and specifically ordered them to give Santiago a code red.
Capt. Ross: That's not what Kendrick says.
Kaffee: Kendrick's lying.
Capt. Ross: You have proof?
Kaffee: I have the defendants.
Capt. Ross: And I have 23 Marines who aren't accused of murder and a Lieutenant with 4 letters of commendation.
Kaffee: Why did Markinson go UA?
Capt. Ross: You'll never know.
Kaffee: You think I can't subpoena Markinson?
Capt. Ross: You can try but you won't find him. You know what Markinson did for the first 17 of his 26 years in the Corps? Counter intelligence. Markinson's gone, there is no Markinson. Look, Danny, Jessup's star is on the rise. Division will give me a lot of room on this one to spare Jessup and the Corps any embarrassment.
Kaffee: How much room?
Capt. Ross: I'll knock it all down to involuntary manslaughter, two years they'll be home in six months.
Galloway: No deal, we're going to court.
Capt. Ross: No, you're not.
Galloway: Why not?
Capt. Ross: Because you'll lose and Danny knows it. And Danny also knows that if it does go to court then that means I'm going to have to go all the way. His clients are going to get charged with the whole truckload. Murder. Conspiracy. Conduct Unbecoming. And even though he's got me by the balls out here Danny knows that in a court room he loses this case. You see, Danny's an awfully talented lawyer and he's not about to let his clients go to jail for life when he knows that they could be home in six months. That's the end of this negotiation. I'll see you tomorrow morning at the arraignment.

Lt. Weinberg: [in Danny's apartment, refering to their new strategy] Alright, what do you suggest we do?
Galloway: I say we hit Jessup with the phony transfer order.
Lt. Weinberg: A transfer order without a witness.
Kaffee: We have a witness.
Lt. Weinberg: A dead witness.
Kaffee: And in the hands of a lesser attorney that'd be a problem.
Lt. Weinberg: Look at this, last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Kaffee: I'm getting my second wind. Sit down, both of you.
[Sees that they are already sitting]
Kaffee: Good. Jessup told Kendrick to order the code red, Kendrick did and our clients followed the order. The cover-up isn't our case - to win Jessup needs to tell the court members that he ordered the code red.
Lt. Weinberg: And now you think you can get him to just say it?
Kaffee: I think he wants to say it. I think he's pissed off that he's gotta hide from this. I think he wants to say that he made a command decision and that's the end of it.
[Starts imitating Jessup]
Kaffee: He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4000 Cubans that are trained to kill him. And nobody's going to tell him how to run his unit least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform. I need to shake him, put him on the defensive and lead him right where he's dying to go.
Lt. Weinberg: That's it? That's the plan?
Kaffee: That's the plan.
Lt. Weinberg: And how are you going to that?
Kaffee: I have no idea. I need my bat.
Lt. Weinberg: What?
Kaffee: I need my bat. I think better with my bat. Where's my bat?
Galloway: I put it in the closet.
Kaffee: You put it in the closet?
Galloway: I was tripping on it.
Kaffee: Don't ever put that bat in the closet.

Kaffee: [asking the question slowly as Jo reminded him to do] Private, I want you to tell us one last time. Why did you go to Private Santiago's room on the night of September 6th?
Downey: [from the witness stand] A Code Red was ordered by my platoon commander... Lieutenant Jonathan James Kendrick.
Kaffee: Thank you. Your witness.
Capt. Ross: Private, the week of 2 September... the switch log has you down at Post 39 until 1600. Is that correct?
Downey: [from the witness stand] I'm sure it is, sir. They keep that log pretty good.
Capt. Ross: How far is it from Post 39 to the Windward Barracks?
Downey: [from the witness stand] Well, it's a ways, sir. It's a hike.
Capt. Ross: About how far by jeep?
Downey: [from the witness stand] About 10, 15 minutes, sir.
Capt. Ross: You ever have to walk it?
Downey: [from the witness stand] Yes, sir. That day, sir. Friday. The pick up private - That's like what we call the guy who drops us off at our post and picks us up... also 'cause he can get girls in New York City. The pickup private got a flat, sir, right at 39. He pulled up and, bam, blowout with no spare. So we had to double-time it back to the barracks.
Capt. Ross: And if it's about 10 or 15 minutes by Jeep, I'm guessing... it must be a good hour by foot, am I right?
Downey: [from the witness stand] Pickup and me did it in 45 flat, sir.
Capt. Ross: Not bad. Now, you've said that your assault on Private Santiago... was the result of an order that Lieutenant Kendrick gave you... in your barracks room at 1620, am I right?
Downey: [from the witness stand] Yes, sir.
Capt. Ross: But you just said that you didn't make it back to the Windward barracks until 1645.
Downey: [confused] Sir?
Capt. Ross: Well, if you didn't make it back to the barracks room until 1645, how could you be in your room at 1620?
Downey: [nervously] Well, you see, sir, there was a blow out.
Capt. Ross: Private, did you ever actually hear Lieutenant Kendrick order a Code Red?
Downey: [nervously] Well, Hal said that...
Capt. Ross: Private, did you ever actually hear... Lieutenant Kendrick order a Code Red?
Downey: [from the witness stand] No, sir.
Galloway: [stands up from the defense table] Please the court, I'd like to request a recess in order to confer with my client.

Lt. Weinberg: [while walking Sam's daughter] You've heard her. The girl sat here, pointed and said, "Pa." She did. She said, "Pa."
Kaffee: [while walking Sam's daughter] She was pointing at a mailbox, Sam.
Lt. Weinberg: [while walking Sam's daughter] That's right. She was pointing as if to say, "Pa, look, a mailbox."

Galloway: Hi there.
Kaffee: Having any luck in getting me replaced?
Galloway: Is there anyone in this command that you don't eat or drink or play softball with?
Kaffee: Commander, I...
Galloway: Listen, I came to make peace. We got off on the wrong foot. What do you say? Friends?
Kaffee: I don't think...
Galloway: By the way, I brought Downey some comic books he was asking for. The kid, Kaffee, I swear, he doesn't know where he is. He doesn't even know why he's been arrested.
Kaffee: Commander?
Galloway: You can call me Joanne.
Kaffee: Joanne?
Galloway: Or Joe.
Kaffee: Joe?
Galloway: Yes?
Kaffee: If you speak to a client of mine again without my permission, I'll have you disbarred. Friends?
Galloway: I had authorization.
Kaffee: From where?
Galloway: Downey's closest living relative, Ginny Miller, his aunt on his mother's side.
Kaffee: You got authorization from Aunt Ginny?
Galloway: I gave her a call like you asked. Very nice woman we spoke for about an hour.
Kaffee: You got authorization from Aunt Ginny.
Galloway: Perfectly within my province.
Kaffee: Does Aunt Ginny have a barn? We can hold the trial there. I can sew the costumes. Maybe his Uncle Goober can be the judge.
Galloway: I'm going to Cuba with you tomorrow.
Kaffee: And the hits just keep on coming.

Lt. Weinberg: meeting for the first time
[in her office]
Lt. Weinberg: Cmdr. Galloway, Lt. Kaffee is considered to be the best litigator in our office. He successfully plea bargained 44 cases in 9 months.
Kaffee: One more and I get a set of steak knives.

Kaffee: [in an empty hallway after work hours] You and Dawson, you both live in the same dreamworld. It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove! So please, don't tell me what I know, or don't know; I know the LAW.
Galloway: [in an empty hallway after work hours] You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.

Kaffee: [to Joanne after she makes a reference to his father's expectations] Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.

Galloway: I'm sorry to bother you, I should have called first.
Kaffee: No, no, I was just watching a ball game. Come on in.
Galloway: I was wondering if... how'd you would feel about my taking you to dinner tonight.
Kaffee: Are you asking me out on a date?
Galloway: No...
Kaffee: It sounded like you were asking me out on a date.
Galloway: I wasn't.
Kaffee: I've been asked out on dates before, and that's what it sounded like.
Galloway: Do you like seafood? I know a good seafood place.

Galloway: But my feeling is that if this case is handled in the same fast-food, slick-ass ' Persian Bazaar manner with which you seem to handle everything else, something's gonna get missed. And I wouldn't be doing my job if I allowed Dawson and Downey to spend any more time in prison than absolutely necessary, because their attorney had pre-determined the path of least resistance.
Kaffee: Wow... I'm sexually aroused, Commander.

Col. Jessep: [in Jessup's office with Markinson, Kendrick, Weinberg and Galloway present] How the hell is your dad, Danny?
Kaffee: He passed away seven years ago, sir.
Col. Jessep: Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?
Kaffee: Not at all sir.

Kaffee: Whoa. Hold it. We gotta take a boat?
Barnes: Yes, sir. To get to the other side of the bay.
Kaffee: Nobody said anything about a boat.
Barnes: Is there a problem, sir?
Kaffee: No, no problem. I'm just not that crazy about boats, that's all.
Galloway: Jesus Christ, Kaffee, you're in the Navy for crying out loud.
Kaffee: Nobody likes her very much.
Barnes: Yes, sir!

Kaffee: [while walking Sam's daughter] Jack Ross came to see me today. He offered me the 12 years.
Lt. Weinberg: [while walking Sam's daughter] Hey, that's what you wanted, right?
Kaffee: [while walking Sam's daughter] Yeah, and I'll take it. I guess, you know, I'll take it.
Lt. Weinberg: [while walking Sam's daughter] So...
Kaffee: [while walking Sam's daughter] It took about 45 seconds he barely put up a fight.
Lt. Weinberg: [while walking Sam's daughter] Danny, take the 12 years it's a gift.
Kaffee: [while walking Sam's daughter] You don't believe their story, do you? You think they ought to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
Lt. Weinberg: [while walking Sam's daughter] I believe every word of their story and I think they ought to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
Kaffee: [walking to his car] See you tomorrow.
Lt. Weinberg: Don't forget to wear the whites. Very hot down there.
Kaffee: I don't like the whites.
Lt. Weinberg: Nobody likes the whites but we're going to Cuba. You got Dramamine?
Kaffee: [standing by his car] Dramamine keeps you cool?
Lt. Weinberg: No, Dramamine keeps you from throwing up you get sick when you fly.
Kaffee: [standing by his car] I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain I don't think Dramamine'll help.
Lt. Weinberg: I got some oregano I hear that works pretty good.
Kaffee: [standing by his car] You know, Ross said the strangest thing to me right before I left. He said that the platoon commander Lieutenant Jonathan Kendrick had a meeting with the men and specifically told them not to touch Santiago.
Lt. Weinberg: So?
Kaffee: [standing by his car] I never mentioned Kendrick. I don't even know who he is. Nah, what the hell. I'll see you tomorrow.

Capt. Ross: [upon entering Danny's office] Dan Kaffee.
Kaffee: Smilin' Jack Ross.
Capt. Ross: Welcome to the big time.
Kaffee: You think so?
Capt. Ross: Let's hope for Dawson and Downey's sake that you practice law better than you play softball.
Kaffee: Unfortunately for Dawson and Downey I don't do anything better than I play softball. I'm out of here Janelle!
Janelle: Bye!
Kaffee: See you when I get back from Cuba.
Janelle: [playfully, sarcastically] Say hi to Castro for me.
Kaffee: [walking down the hallway] Will do. What are we looking at?
Capt. Ross: [walking down the hallway] They plead guilty, we drop the conspiracy and the conduct unbecoming. Twenty years they're home in half that time.
Kaffee: [walking down the hallway] I want twelve.
Capt. Ross: [walking down the hallway] Can't do it.
Kaffee: [stops to pick up a donut] They called the ambulance, Jack.
Capt. Ross: [walking down the hallway] Look, I don't care if they called the Avon lady. They killed a Marine.
Kaffee: [walking down the hallway] Rag was tested for poison. The autopsy, the lab reports, all say the same thing, maybe, maybe not.
Capt. Ross: [walking down the hallway] The Chief of Internal Medicine for the Guantanamo Bay Naval Hospital says he's sure.
Kaffee: [stops in the middle of the hallway] What do you know about code reds?
Capt. Ross: [stops in the middle of the hallway] Oh, man. We off the record?
Kaffee: You tell me.
Capt. Ross: Look, I'm going to give you the 12 years. Before you get yourself into any trouble tomorrow I think you should know that the platoon commander, Lieutenant Jonathan Kendrick held a meeting with the men and specifically told them not to touch Santiago.
Kaffee: We still playing hoops tomorrow night?
Capt. Ross: We got a deal?
Kaffee: [dismissely to Ross as he leaves the building] I'll talk to you when I get back.

Kaffee: [mildly intoxicated] Anyway, since we seem to be out of witnesses, I thought I'd drink a little.
Galloway: I still think we can win.
Kaffee: '
[jokingly]
Kaffee: Maybe you should drink a little.

Galloway: [refering to Jessup] You put him on the stand and you get it from him!
Kaffee: [sarcastically, refering to Jessup] Oh, we get it from him! Yes! No problem! We get it from him.
[turns to Sam as if he were Jessup on the stand]
Kaffee: Colonel Jessup, isn't it true that you ordered the Code Red on Santiago?
Lt. Weinberg: Listen, we're all a little...
Kaffee: [interrupts with game-show buzzer sound] eeehhhhh! I'm sorry, your time's run out! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!"

Kaffee: [sarcastically to Joanne] Oh, hah, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.

Kaffee: [in Santiago's room] Lt. Kendrick... can I call you John?
Lt. Kendrick: No, you may not.
Kaffee: Have I done something to offend you?
Lt. Kendrick: No, I like all you Navy boys. Every time we've gotta go someplace to fight, you fellas always give us a ride.

Kaffee: [ariving in the conference room after the meeting has already started] Excuse me, sorry I'm late.
Capt. Whitaker: That's alright, Danny, I know you don't have a good excuse, so I won't force you to come up with a bad one.
Kaffee: [gratefully, nods] Thank you, sir.
Capt. Whitaker: The first one's for you. Seems you're moving up in the world, you've been requested by Division.
Kaffee: Requested to do what?
Capt. Whitaker: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. A Marine corporal named Dawson illegally fires a round of his weapon over the fence line and into Cuban territory.
Kaffee: What's a fence line?
Capt. Whitaker: Sam.
Lt. Weinberg: A big wall separating the good guys from the bad guys.
Kaffee: [sarcastically] Teacher's pet.
Capt. Whitaker: PFC William Santiago threatens to rat on Dawson to the Naval Investigative Service. Dawson, and another member of his squad PFC Louden Downey, go into Santiago's barracks room, tie him up, stuff a rag down his throat. An hour later Santiago's dead. The attending physician says the rag was treated with some kind of toxin.
Kaffee: They poisoned the rag?
Capt. Whitaker: Not according to them.
Kaffee: What do they say?
Capt. Whitaker: Not much. They're being flown up here tomorrow. Then Wednesday at 0600 you're catching a transport down to Cuba for the day to find out what you can. In the meantime, go see Lieutenant Commander Joanne Galloway of internal affairs. Any questions?
Kaffee: That flight to Cuba, was that 0600 in the morning? Sir?
Capt. Whitaker: It seems important to Division that this one be handled by the book so I'm assigning co-counsel. Any volunteers?
Lt. Weinberg: No!
Capt. Whitaker: Sam.
Lt. Weinberg: Sir, I've got a stack of papers on my desk about a mile high.
Capt. Whitaker: Work with Kaffee on this.
Lt. Weinberg: Doing what? Kaffee will have this done in about four days.
Capt. Whitaker: Doing various administrative things. Backup. Whatever.
Lt. Weinberg: In other words I have no responsibilities whatsoever.
Capt. Whitaker: Right.

Barnes: [in Barnes'humvee] I've got some camouflage jackets in the Jeep, sirs, I suggest you both put them on.
Kaffee: Camouflage jackets?
Barnes: Yes sir, we'll be riding pretty close to the fence line. The Cubans see an officer wearing white, they think it might be someone they'd wanna take a shot at.
Kaffee: [sarcastically] Good call, Sam.

Galloway: Are you planning on doing any investigating, or are you just gonna take the guided tour?
Kaffee: I'm pacing myself.

Galloway: I don't think you're fit to handle the defense.
Kaffee: You don't even *know* me. Ordinarily it takes someone *hours* to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense.

Kaffee: Why does a Lieutenant Junior Grade with nine months' experience and a track record for plea bargaining get assigned to a murder case? Would it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?

Dawson: [talking privately in an interogation room] Do you think we were right?
Kaffee: It doesn't matter...
Dawson: [pounds his fist on the table] DO YOU THINK WE WERE RIGHT?
Kaffee: I think you'd lose.
Dawson: You're such a coward, I can't believe they let you wear a uniform.

Kaffee: So this is what a courtroom looks like.

Kaffee: Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
[Dawson stands up and shoves his hands in his pockets]

Kaffee: [in an interogation room] Did you assault Santiago with the intent of killing him?
Dawson: No, sir.
Kaffee: What was your intent?
Dawson: To train him, sir.
Kaffee: To train him to do what?
Dawson: To train him to think of the unit before himself. To respect the code.
Kaffee: What's the code?
Dawson: Unit. Corps. God. Country.
Lt. Weinberg: I beg your pardon?
Dawson: [speaking slower] Unit. Corps. God. Country. Sir.
Kaffee: The government of the United States wants to charge you two with murder. And you want me to go to the prosecutor with unit, corps, God, country?
Dawson: That's our code, sir.
Kaffee, Lt. Weinberg: It's a code.
Kaffee: [while packing up their belongings] We'll be back. You guys need anything? Books, papers, cigarettes, ham sandwich?
Dawson: Sir, no thank you, sir.
Kaffee: Harold, I think there's a concept that you'd better start warming up to.
Dawson: Sir?
Kaffee: I'm the only friend you've got.

Kaffee: [first meeting each other before the trial starts] You're Aunt Ginny?
Aunt Ginny Miller: Uh-huh.
Kaffee: I'm sorry, I was expecting someone older.
Aunt Ginny Miller: So was I.

Kaffee: [just seconds before the trial starts] Last chance. I'll flip you for it.
Bailiff: All rise.
Capt. Ross: Too late.

Galloway: [in her office] Lieutenant, how long have you been in the Navy?
Kaffee: Going on nine months now.
Galloway: And how long have you been out of law school?
Kaffee: A little over a year.
Galloway: I see.
Kaffee: Have I done something wrong?
Galloway: No, it's just that when I petitioned division to have counsel assigned, I was hoping that I'd be taken seriously.
Kaffee: [sarcastically] No offense taken, in case you were wondering.

[upon first meeting in her office]
Galloway: You're the attorney division assigned?
Kaffee: I'm lead counsel, and this is Sam Weinberg.
Lt. Weinberg: I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.

Kaffee: Cutie-pie shit will not win you a place in my heart, Corporal, I get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail.
Dawson: [contemptuously] Yes sir, I know you do, sir.
Kaffee: [shouts] Fuck you Harold!

[last lines]
Capt. Ross: I'll see you around campus. I gotta go arrest Kendrick.
Kaffee: Tell him I say hi.
Capt. Ross: Will do.

Kaffee: [in an interogation room] This your signature?
Dawson: Yes, sir.
Kaffee: You don't have to call me "sir."
[to Downey]
Kaffee: Is this your signature?
Downey: Sir, yes, sir.
Kaffee: You certainly don't need to do it twice in one sentence.

Kaffee: [to Jo and sam as they prepare for their first meeting] The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you. Okay?

Kaffee: Why are you always giving me your resume?
Galloway: [pauses] Because I want you to think that I'm a good lawyer.
Kaffee: [nods] I do
Galloway: no you don't, I think you're an exceptional lawyer, I see the court members and they respond to to you.

Kaffee: [when Galloway insists on investigation instead of an instant uninformed plea-bargain] Commander, do you have some sort of jurisdiction here that I should know about?
Galloway: My job is to make sure that you do your job. I'm Special Counsel for Internal Affairs, so jurisdiction's pretty much in your face.

Galloway: [crisply, after Kaffee's risen prematurely to leave her office] You're dismissed.
Kaffee: [pause] I always forget that part.

Kaffee: Colonel, the 6am was first flight off the base?
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] Yes.
Kaffee: There wasn't a flight that left seven hours earlier and landed at Andrews Air Force Base at 2am?
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] Lieutenant, I think we've covered this, haven't we?
Kaffee: [hands him the loh books] Your honor, these are the tower chief's logs for both Guantanamo Bay and Andrews Air Force Base. The Guantanamo log lists no flight leaving at 11 pm and the Andrews log lists no flight arriving at 2 am. I'd like to submit these as defense exhibits Alpha and Bravo.
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] I don't understand; you're submitting evidence of a flight that never existed.
Kaffee: Oh, we believe it did, sir.

Dawson: [in an interogation room] Permission to sp...
Kaffee: [cutting him off, loudly annoyed] SPEAK! Jesus!

Kaffee: [sarcastically, dismissely to Galloway] Oh, now I see what you're saying. It had to be Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

Kaffee: Colonel, Lt. Kendrick ordered the Code Red because *that's* what you told Lt. Kendrick to do!
Capt. Ross: *Object!*
Judge Randolph: Sustained!
Kaffee: And when it went bad, you cut these guys *loose!*
Capt. Ross: Your honor!
Kaffee: You doctored the log book!...
Capt. Ross: *Damn it, Kaffee!*

Judge Randolph: [to Kaffee] *Consider yourself in Contempt!*
Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*
Judge Randolph: [to Jessup] You *don't* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] I did the job I...
Kaffee: [interupts him] *Did you order the Code Red?*
Col. Jessep: [directly to Kaffee] *You're Goddamn right I did!*

Kaffee: Lieutenant, do you know what a code red is?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] Yes, I do.
Kaffee: Have you ever ordered a code red?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] No, I have not.
Kaffee: Lieutenant, did you order Dawson and two other men to make sure that Private Bell receive no food or drink except water for a period of seven days?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] That is a distortion of the truth, Lieutenant, Private Bell was placed on barracks restriction, he was given water and vitamin supplements and I can assure you that at no time was his health in danger.
Kaffee: [sarcastically] I'm sure it was lovely for Private Bell. But you did order the barracks restriction, didn't you? You did order the denial of food.
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] Yes, I did.
Kaffee: Wouldn't this form of discipline be considered a code red?
Lt. Kendrick: [from the witness stand] No.
Kaffee: [sarcastically] If I called the other 478 Marines from Guantanamo Bay to testify would they consider it a code red?
Capt. Ross: [from the prosecution table] If it please the court, the witness can't possibly testify as to what 478 other men would say. Now we object to this entire line of questioning as argumentative and irrelevant badgering of the witness.
Judge Randolph: [from the judge's bench] The government's objection is sustained, Lieutenant Kaffee, and I would remind you that you are now questioning a Marine officer with an impeccable service record.
Capt. Ross: Thank you, Your Honor.

Capt. Ross: [confirming Danny's bluff to Jessup] Airmen Cecil O'Malley and Anthony Rodriguez, what exactly were these guys going to testify to?
Kaffee: Unless I'm mistaken, they were both going to testify under oath that they had absolutely no recollection of anything.
Capt. Ross: [sarcastically] Strong witnesses.
Kaffee: [jokingly] And handsome too, didn't you think?

Kaffee: [Stops Dawson as he is leaving the courtroom] Harold.
Dawson: Sir?
Kaffee: You don't need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor.
Dawson: Ten-hut!
[salutes]
Dawson: There's an officer on deck.

Galloway: Hey, Kaffee...
Kaffee: I know what you're going to say - You don't have to. We've had our differences. I said some things I didn't mean; you said some things you didn't mean, but you're happy I stuck with the case. And if you've gained a certain respect for me over the last three weeks... well, of course, I'm happy about that. But we don't have to make a whole big deal outta that - you like me? I won't make you say it.
Galloway: I was just going to tell you to wear matching socks tomorrow.
Kaffee: OK! Good tip!

Kaffee: [while looking through his refrigerator] Were you able to speak to your friend at the NIS?
Lt. Weinberg: Yeah, she said that if Markinson doesn't want to be found, we're not gonna find him. She said I could be Markinson and you wouldn't know it.
Kaffee: Are you Markinson?
Lt. Weinberg: No.
Kaffee: I'm not Markinson... that's two down. What?
Lt. Weinberg: I'm just wondering, now that Joanne's in on this, you know, I was just wondering if you still needed me.
Kaffee: They were following orders, Sam.
Lt. Weinberg: An illegal order.
Kaffee: You think Dawson and Downey knew it was an illegal order?
Lt. Weinberg: It doesn't matter what they knew. Any decent human being would have refused.
Kaffee: They're not permitted to question orders.
Lt. Weinberg: Then what's the secret? Huh, what are the magic words? I give orders every day nobody follows them.
Kaffee: Sam, we have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or they might get shot! I need you. You're better at research than I am and you know how to prepare a witness.
Galloway: [Galloway arrives] I have medical reports and Chinese food. I say we eat first.
[pause, Weinberg is pondering, remains silent]
Galloway: [confused] What?
Lt. Weinberg: You got any Kung Pao chicken?
Kaffee: [pointing to their chalkboard with his baseball bat] Alright, here's our defense. Intent, no one can prove there was poison on the rag. Code reds, they're common and accepted in Guantanimo Bay. The order, A, Kendrick gave it, B they had no choice but to follow it. That's it.
Lt. Weinberg: What about motive?
Kaffee: We're a little weak on motive they had one.
Galloway: Just because a person's got a motive doesn't mean they're guilty.
Kaffee: Relax, we'll deal with the fence line shooting when it comes up. For now, let's start with intent. I don't know what made Santiago die, I don't want to know. I just want to show that it could have been something other than poison. Joe, talk to doctors find out everything there is to know about lactic acidosis. Sam, find out who else was in the emergency room that night...

Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] Have you ever spent time in an infantry unit, son?
Kaffee: No sir.
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] Ever served in a forward area?
Kaffee: No sir.
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] Ever put your life in another man's hands, ask him to put his life in yours?
Kaffee: No sir.
Col. Jessep: [from the witness stand] We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It's that simple. Are we clear?
Kaffee: Yes sir.
Col. Jessep: [speaking slower and louder] Are we clear?
Kaffee: Crystal.

Galloway: [in her office] Lieutenant, this letter makes it look like your client had a motive to kill Santiago.
Kaffee: Gotcha, and Santiago is, who?
Galloway: [irritated] The victim.
Kaffee: [sarcastically, to Sam] Write that down.

Kaffee: [at Luther's magazine stand] How's it going, Luther?
Luther: Another day, another dollar, captain.
Kaffee: You gotta play them as they lay.
Luther: What goes around comes around.
Kaffee: Can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Luther: At least I got my health.
Kaffee: Well, then you got everything... See you tomorrow, Luther.
Luther: Not if I see you first.

Kaffee: Commander, from what I understand, if this thing goes to court, they won't need a lawyer, they'll need a priest.
Galloway: No, they'll need a lawyer.

Col. Jessep: [refering to Santiago] I felt his life might be in danger.
Kaffee: Grave danger?
Col. Jessep: [sarcastically] Is there another kind?

[In the film edited for TV on NBC dubbed in the Modified Version. Judge Randolph dismisses the jury after Jessep's revelation on the stand about the Code Red]
Col. Jessep: What the hell is this? Colonel, what's going on? I did my job. I'd do it again. I'm gonna get on a plane and go on back to my base.
Judge Randolph: You're not going anywhere, Colonel. MP's, guard the Colonel.
M.P.: Yes, sir.
[MP's take to the post. And Col. Jessep find out what's going on]
Judge Randolph: Captain Ross.
Col. Jessep: What the hell is these?
Capt. Ross: Colonel Jessep, you have the right to remain silent; Any statement you make may be used against you in a trial by court-martial or in other judicial or administrative proceedings. You have the right to consult with a lawyer prior any further questions. This lawyer may be a civilian lawyer retained by you at your own expense...
Col. Jessep: I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny. That's what this is...
[Turning to Kaffee and lunging at him. But the MP's restrain Colonel Jessep]
Col. Jessep: ... I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and puke into your dead skull, you messed with the wrong marine!
Capt. Ross: Colonel Jessep, do you understand these rights as I have just read them to you?
[Contemptuously]
Capt. Ross: You friggin' people. You have no idea how to defend the nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son,
Kaffee: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.
[Glares at Jessep]
Kaffee: The witness is excused.
[Colonel Jessep calms down, taking a deep breath to cool off, bend down and grab his hat on the floor, and MP's taken Colonel Jessep away into custody]

Galloway: The doctor's wrong.
Kaffee: [jokingly] What a relief. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to use the liar-liar-pants-on-fire defense.

Kaffee: [in an empty courtroom after the trial has been adjourned for the day] We'll work out of my apartment 7 o'clock, Joe before you come over tonight pick up a carton of legal pads half a dozen boxes red and black pens half a dozen boxes, Sam get a couple desk lamps, I need you to start on preliminary medical profile, and Joe we need all the proficiency and conduct reports on Dawson, Downey and Santiago.

Kaffee: [settling a fight between Sam and Joanne] Alright take the night off, we've been working twenty hours a day for three and half weeks straight just take the night off, Sam go see your wife and your daughter, Joe go whatever it is you do when you're not in court

Kaffee: [feeling guilty after having lost his temper] Is your father proud of you?
Lt. Weinberg: Don't do this to yourself
Kaffee: I'll bet he is, I'll bet he bores the shit out of the neighbors and relatives, "Sam's made Law Review, his working on a big case right now, his arguing, his making an argument
Lt. Weinberg: I ever tell you I wrote a paper about your father in college?
Kaffee: Yeah
Lt. Weinberg: One of the best trial lawyers ever
Kaffee: Yes, he was
Lt. Weinberg: If I were Dawson and Downey and if I had to choose between you or your father to represent me in this case I'd choose you any day of the week and twice on Sunday, you should've seen yourself thunder away at Kendrick
Kaffee: Would you put Jessup on the stand?
Lt. Weinberg: No
Kaffee: You think my father would?
Lt. Weinberg: With the evidence we got, not in a million years, see here's the thing and there's no way of getting around this, neither Lionel Kaffee nor Sam Weinberg in lead counsel for the defense on the matter of the U.S. versus Dawson and Downey would you put Colonel Nathan Jessup on the stand, so there's only one question, " what would you do?"

Galloway: [talking privately before Jessup takes the stand] How you feeling?
Kaffee: I feel Jessup is going to have his hands full today
Galloway: Listen, when you're up there today if you feel like it's not going to happen if you feel like his not going to say it don't go for it you could get in trouble I'm special counsel for internal affairs and I'm telling you, you can get in a lot of trouble
Kaffee: You're not suggesting I back off from the material witness?

Kaffee: [in Sam's office after work hours] I don't believe it, Dawson's is going to jail despite me. Fine, if he wants to jump off a cliff, I'm not going to hold his hand the way down. I want to get him a new lawyer and how do I do it?
Lt. Weinberg: Just make a motion tomorrow morning at the arraignment the judge will ask if you want to enter a plea and you tell him you want new counsel assigned.
Kaffee: That's that.
Galloway: [as Danny leaves Sam's office] One thing though: When you ask the judge for new counsel, be sure to ask "nicely"
Kaffee: [in the hallway] What do you want from me?
Galloway: Why are so afraid to be a lawyer? Were daddy's expectations really that high?
Kaffee: Dawson and Downey will have their day in court, they'll just have it with another lawyer
Galloway: Another lawyer won't be good enough, they need you, you know how to win. You know they have a case and you know how to win. If you walk away from this now, you've sealed their fate.
Kaffee: Their fate was sealed the minute Santiago died.

Kaffee: [Sarcastically to Harold as he enters the interogation room] looks like someone hasn't been playing and working well with others.
Dawson: Sir yes sir
Kaffee: What's a code red?
Dawson: A code red is a disciplinary engagement
Kaffee: What's that mean exactly?
Dawson: A marine falls out of line then it's up to his unit to get him back on track.
Kaffee: What's a "garden variety" code red?
Dawson: Sir?
Kaffee: You say "sir" and I turn around to look for my father, People call me "Danny", people called my father Daniel Kaffee, "garden variety", "basic", what's a basic code red?
Dawson: A marine refuses to obey the orders he's given on a regular basis.

Galloway: [Going over their defense strategy] What about motive?
Kaffee: We're a little weak on motive, they had one.
Galloway: Just because someone has a motive, it doesn't mean their guilty.
Kaffee: Relax, we'll deal with the fence line shooting when it comes up for now we'll start with intent, I don't know what made Santiago die. I don't want to know I just want to be able to show it could've been something other than poison, Joe talk to doctors, find out everything there is on Lactic Acidosis.

Galloway: [while in a seafood restaurant] I think you're an exceptional lawyer I watch the court members they respond to you they like you I see you convincing them and I think Dawson and Downey will end up owing their lives to you
Kaffee: I think you should prepare for the fact that we're going to lose. Ross's opening statement was all true let's pretend for a minute that it actually mattered to the court that these guys were given an order. I can't prove it ever happened we'll keep doing what we're doing and we'll put on a show but at the end of the day all we have is the testimonies of two people accused of murder
Galloway: We'll find Markinson
Kaffee: We're going to lose, and we're going to lose huge

Kaffee: [to Sam and JoAnne] They drew the court members this afternoon. Seven men, two women, five Navy, four Marines. All officers with line experience. Neither of the women have children. So that's a bad break. There 's nothing we can do. My father always said a jury trial is not just about the law. It's about "assigning blame". Santiago's dead, and he shouldn't be. These nine people are going to insist that someone be "blamed" for that. Ross is handing them our clients. We're gonna hand them Kendrick. This is about a sales pitch. It's not going to won by the law, It's gonna be won by the lawyers. So remember, poker faces. Don't flinch in front of the court members. Something doesn't go our way, don't hang your head, don't shift in your seat, don't scribble furiously. Whatever happens, you have to look like it's exactly what you knew would happen. If you pass me documents, Do it swiftly and don't look over anxious.

Kaffee: Commander, you testified that it takes lactic acidosis 20 to 30 minutes before it becomes lethal.
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] Yes.
Kaffee: Let me ask you, is it possible for a person to have an affliction, some sort of condition which might, in the case of this person, actually speed up the process dramatically?
[awkward pause]
Kaffee: Commander, is it possible?
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] Certainly.
Kaffee: What might some of those conditions be?
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] If a person had a coronary disorder or a cerebral disorder, the process would be more rapid.
Kaffee: Commander, if I had a coronary condition and a perfectly clean rag was placed in my mouth, and the rag was accidentally pushed toofar down, is it possible that my cells would continue burning sugar after the rag ws taken out?
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] It would have to be a very serious condition.
Kaffee: Is it possible to have a serious coronary condition, where the initial warning signals were so mild as to escape a physician during a routine medical exam?
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] Possibly. There would still be symptoms, though.
Kaffee: What kind of symptoms?
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] There are hundreds of symptoms of a...
Kaffee: Chest pains?
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] Yes.
Kaffee: Shortness of breath?
Dr. Stone: [from the witness stand] Yes.
Kaffee: Fatigue?
Dr. Stone: Of course.
Kaffee: [Galloway hands Kaffee a medical report for evidence. Kaffee presents it to Stone] Doctor, is this your signature?
Dr. Stone: Yes.
Kaffee: This is an order for PVT Santiago to be put on restricted duty. Would you read your handwritten remarks at the bottom of the page, please, sir?
Dr. Stone: 'Initial testing negative. Patient complains of chest pains, shortness of breath, and fatigue. Restricted from running distances over five miles for one week.'
Kaffee: Commander, isn't it possible that Santiago had a serious coronary condition... and it was that condition, and not some mysterious poison, that caused the accelerated chemical reaction?

Kaffee: [Defense opening statement] There was no poison on the rag and there was no intent to kill, and any attempt to prove otherwise is futile because it just isn't true. When Dawson and Downey entered Santiago's room that night, it wasn't because of vengeance or hatred; it wasn't to kill or harm. And it wasn't because they were looking for "kicks" on a Friday night. It was what they were ordered to do. Let me say that again, *it was what they were ordered to do*. Out in the real world, it means nothing, and in the Washington navy yard it doesn't mean a whole lot more, but if you're a marine assigned rifle company Windward Guantánamo Bay Cuba, if you're given an order you follow it or you pack your bags. Make no mistake about it, Harold W. Dawson and Private Louden Downey are sitting before you today because they did their job.

Galloway: [referring to her accidentally using the phrase "strenuously object" out of context in court] I got it on the record
Lt. Weinberg: And you the court members thinking we're afraid of the doctor, you object once so they can hear us say his not a criminologist, you keep after the way you did suddenly our great cross looks like a bunch of fancy lawyer tricks, there's a difference between paper law and trial law, Christ, you even had the judge say Stone was an expert
Kaffee: [to Sam] she made a mistake let's not relive it
Lt. Weinberg: I'm going to call my wife, I'll see you tonight.

Kaffee: [entering his apartment from the back door, drenched from the rain] Downey wasn't even in his room, wasn't even there, that was an important piece of information we should've known about don't you think?
Galloway: It was a set back and I'm sorry but we fix it and move on to Markinson.
Kaffee: [sitting on the couch] Markinson's dead, really got ahead of those federal Marshalls, boy it's not like he hung himself with his shoelaces or slashed his wrists with a concealed butter knife this guy got into full dress uniform, stood in the middle of that room, drew nickel plated pistol from his holster and fired a bullet into his mouth.
Galloway: We go to Randolph in the morning and make a motion for a continuance for twenty four hours.
Kaffee: Why would we possibly want to do that?
Galloway: To subpoena colonel Jessup.
Kaffee: What?
Galloway: Listen for a second.
Kaffee: No.
Galloway: Just hear me out.
Kaffee: No, I won't listen and I won't hear you out your passion is compelling it's also useless. Louden Downey needed a trial lawyer today.
Galloway: You chicken shit, you're going to use what happened today as an excuse to give up.
Kaffee: Its over.
Galloway: Why did you ask Jessup for the transfer order?
Kaffee: What?
Galloway: In Cuba, why did you ask Jessup for the transfer order?
Kaffee: What does it matter? I wanted the damn transfer order
Galloway: Bullshit, you could've got the transfer order by calling any one of the dozen departments at the Pentagon you, didn't want the transfer order, you wanted to see his reaction when you asked for the transfer order, you had an instinct and it was confirmed by Markinson so damn it lets put Jessup on the stand and end this thing.