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Marshall at Robot Site
: Freeze! Who the fuck are you? Tarconi
: I'm the cook.
: Maybe not.
: And you and Frank Martin are friends, right? Tarconi
: A friend? I wouldn't say exactly a friend... I know him, we have a relationship... Hoffman
: A long relationship? Tarconi
: Mm... not so long... Hoffman
: But they found you cooking in his house! Tarconi
: I'm French! Hoffman
: So? Tarconi
: We don't need to know someone for longtime, you know, to cook for them... It's our way of breaking the ice.
: Let me guess: you need my help again. Frank Martin
: You still near the computer? Tarconi
: It's practically my pillow. Where do you want to start? Frank Martin
: I don't know. I have nothing. Tarconi
: Ah! My favorite kind of investigation.
: It's a good thing that we French have such a highly developed sense of humor. Frank Martin
: With all due respect, the French think that Jerry Lewis is a genius. Inspector Tarconi
: Jerry Lewis is a genius. Frank Martin
: Dean was the genius. Inspector Tarconi
: No. Dean just stood there with a drink and a cigarette. Frank Martin
: My point exactly. Anyone can fall down and get a laugh. But how many people can do it standing still with a drink and a cigarette?
: I'm afraid our day of leisure is cut short. There is a big mess in Marseilles - some madman driving an Audi at impossible speeds. Frank Martin
: Don't look at me. Inspector Tarconi
: That is the first place the chief told me to look. But I will tell him you have the perfect alibi. As usual.
: The sea is so restful. Is lunch ready yet. Inspector Tarconi
: Mademoiselle, there is a certain progression to things. In order to eat the lunch, you first have to catch a lunch. Frank Martin
: And if we keep talking instead of concentrating, we're gonna catch nothing. Valentina
: I have better idea. Why don't we skip catching of lunch and go right to eating of lunch? I know wonderful place just up coast from here, where they make fish stew. Incredible. They use tomatoes and onions, a little amount of lavender. Frank Martin
: What kind of wine? Valentina
: Pink, from south. Inspector Tarconi
: A Chateau Neuf, perhaps. Frank Martin
: Chilled. Valentina
: Of course chilled. Frank Martin
: And for dessert?
: I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.
: Monsieur Frank, people with this kind of firepower do not make mistakes about who they visit. Who would want you this dead?