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Kate Tanner (Character)
from "ALF" (1986)

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"ALF: Strangers in the Night (#1.2)" (1986)
Kate Tanner: Has anyone seen my yellow ribbon?
'ALF': I don't know, what color is it? Ha! I kill me.
Brian Tanner: Ha! You kill me.

Kate Tanner: [about Brian] He can't stay home alone.
'ALF': I'll stay.
Lynn Tanner: I'll stay.
Kate Tanner: No, you're in the wedding party.
'ALF': I'm not.
Kate Tanner: What are we going to do?
'ALF': Hello!

"ALF: Night Train (#2.9)" (1987)
Kate Tanner: [after ALF claims that according to a magazine article, he is a thrill-seeker] This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch?
ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.

"ALF: Mother and Child Reunion (#1.13)" (1987)
[ALF is discovered under Willie and Kate's bed]
Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there?
ALF: Trying to keep warm! The garage is FREEZING! I've been down here the last couple of nights!
Willie: [uneasy] Were you here, Sunday night?
ALF: [winks] Don't worry, I was sound asleep. Didn't hear a THING.

"ALF: You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog (#2.20)" (1988)
ALF: Ignorance is no excuse.
Kate Tanner: Ignorance is your excuse all the time!
ALF: I don't know what you are talking about.

"ALF: Turkey in the Straw: Part 2 (#3.8)" (1988)
Willie Tanner: ALF!
Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie.
Willie Tanner: Where is he?
Flakey Pete: Who? You're little alien guy?
Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be...
ALF: Hey Willie.
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Brian Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Lynn Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Kate Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie?

"ALF: A.L.F. (#1.1)" (1986)
[sound of cans opening, Alf and Brian come out with two cans of something in their hand]
Kate: I said no soda pop.
Brian: It's not soda pop, it's beer.
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: [burps] You're about out of Coors!

"ALF: Original Unaired Pilot (#1.0)" (2004)
Brian Tanner: Can ALF stay in my room?
Kate Tanner: No, this thing isn't staying in anybody's room; it's not staying.
Brian Tanner: Why not? E.T. got to stay.
Kate Tanner: E.T. was a movie. This is real. This... is on our coffee table.