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Quotes for
Professor Callahan (Character)
from Legally Blonde (2001)

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Legally Blonde (2001)
Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said "I think I'll go to law school today"?

Professor Callahan: Let the blood bath begin.

Elle: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!

Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.

Elle: Here it is!
Professor Callahan: It's pink...
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class!

Professor Callahan: Smell this.
Emmett: What is it?
Professor Callahan: Her resume.
Emmett: [sniffs the pink paper] Smells good.

Legally Blonde: The Musical (2007) (TV)
Professor Callahan: Brooke has trouble trusting me, I'm her only chance to win, but I don't speak MTV.

Professor Callahan: [to Emmett and Elle] I'd rather not see "Ratty Corduroy" or "Legally Blonde" again today.

Professor Callahan: You know, if you're wrong, we look desperate and homophobic!

[when Elle needs someone to supervise]
Emmett Forrest: I'm licensed, your honor, I'll gladly supervise
Professor Callahan: Like hell you will, you work for me, remember?
Emmett Forrest: No, I work for myself. And I don't have to hit on interns, Professor.