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: Do you think she woke up one morning and said "I think I'll go to law school today"?
: Let the blood bath begin.
: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood. Professor Callahan
: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!
: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment. Professor Callahan
: You've just won your case.
: Here it is! Professor Callahan
: It's pink... Elle
: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class!
: Smell this. Emmett
: What is it? Professor Callahan
: Her resume. Emmett
: [sniffs the pink paper
] Smells good.
: Brooke has trouble trusting me, I'm her only chance to win, but I don't speak MTV.
: [to Emmett and Elle
] I'd rather not see "Ratty Corduroy" or "Legally Blonde" again today.
: You know, if you're wrong, we look desperate and homophobic!
[when Elle needs someone to supervise
] Emmett Forrest
: I'm licensed, your honor, I'll gladly supervise Professor Callahan
: Like hell you will, you work for me, remember? Emmett Forrest
: No, I work for myself. And I don't have to hit on interns, Professor.