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: [after Elle is dumped by Warner
] Daughter of Delta Nu, sweetheart it's been 12 days. Please let us help you through... Margot
: She's eating Milky Ways! Pilar
: Uh uh! Tell me those are fun sized! I think he should be shot! Serena
: And let me tell you what, I don't think he's that hot. Margot
: I do! Serena
: Well you're a slut! Margot
: Look who is talking! Pilar
: Uh uh. 3 words, spring break, Cabo! I saw her!
: Elle, this is a tragedy. And every tragedy needs... a Greek Chorus!
: Muffy Vanderbilt Margot
: Hahaha Muffy! Elle Woods
: This is the kind of girl Warner wants. Someone serious. Someone lawerly. Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!
: [to Callahan
] I said "You're fired" Serena
: Ohmigod! It's so Apprentice! "You're fired!" Margot
: That show got cancelled!
: I'm reading about the LSATs. Serena
: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...
: Here, you're gonna need this. Elle
: Your scrunchie? Margot
: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish. Serena
: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final. Margot
: Yeah... Luckily!
: Oh look, there's Elle! Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people. Margot
: VOTE FOR ELLE! The Honorable Marina R. Bickford
: Ladies, take a seat!