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Serena McGuire (Character)
from Legally Blonde (2001)

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Legally Blonde: The Musical (2007) (TV)
Greek Chorus: [after Elle is dumped by Warner] Daughter of Delta Nu, sweetheart it's been 12 days. Please let us help you through...
Margot: She's eating Milky Ways!
Pilar: Uh uh! Tell me those are fun sized! I think he should be shot!
Serena: And let me tell you what, I don't think he's that hot.
Margot: I do!
Serena: Well you're a slut!
Margot: Look who is talking!
Pilar: Uh uh. 3 words, spring break, Cabo! I saw her!

Serena: Elle, this is a tragedy. And every tragedy needs... a Greek Chorus!

Serena: Muffy Vanderbilt
Margot, Pilar, Serena: Hahaha Muffy!
Elle Woods: This is the kind of girl Warner wants. Someone serious. Someone lawerly. Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!

Brooke Wyndham: [to Callahan] I said "You're fired"
Serena: Ohmigod! It's so Apprentice! "You're fired!"
Margot: That show got cancelled!

Legally Blonde (2001)
Elle: I'm reading about the LSATs.
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...

Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!

Serena: Oh look, there's Elle! Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat!