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: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh? Ron Burgundy
] She's a giving lady! Jess Moondragon
: Yeah. Ron Burgundy
: Mother Nature, she is. Jess Moondragon
: She didn't even bother to put on makeup!
] Jess Moondragon
: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her. Ron Burgundy
: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature. Jess Moondragon
: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend? Ron Burgundy
: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors. Jess Moondragon
: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok... Ron Burgundy
: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable. Jess Moondragon
: Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.