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Jess Moondragon (Character)
from Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004) (V)

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Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004) (V)
Jess Moondragon: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh?
Ron Burgundy: [laughs] She's a giving lady!
Jess Moondragon: Yeah.
Ron Burgundy: Mother Nature, she is.
Jess Moondragon: She didn't even bother to put on makeup!
[they laugh]
Jess Moondragon: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her.
Ron Burgundy: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature.
Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend?
Ron Burgundy: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors.
Jess Moondragon: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok...
Ron Burgundy: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable.
Jess Moondragon: Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.