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: Don't you worry Ketcham: You're gonna be the *first* to die!
: Mr. Phillips; you watch Ketchum while we go inside. Phillips
: Sure thing, Colonel. If you hear a loud noise, it'll be Mr. Ketchum dyin'.
[Phillips is irritating everyone by playing a jaw harp
] Cord McNally
: Dammit, Mr. Phillips! Don't you know any other songs? Phillips
: I don't know this one. That's why I keep practicin'.
[McNally and the others open bottles of beer
: Don't I get a beer? Cord McNally
: Not as long as you're playin' that harp. Phillips
: I'll put it up!
[Phillips throws harp in the trash can
: What about Ketchum? He don't get no beer, does he?
: Whitey's *dead*. Phillips
] *That's* the best news I heared all *year*! Who killed 'im? Cord McNally
: [referring to Shasta
] *She* did! Phillips
] Well, I'll be a suck-egg mule-! Legs like *that*, and she can *shoot*, too!
: I'm Cord McNally. Didn't Tuscarora tell you about me? Phillips
: Cord McNally? Yeah, he sure did! And I ain't gonna *repeat* what he said!
Sheriff 'Blue Tom' Hendricks
: Don't you worry Mr. Ketcham, we'll get you out. Phillips
: Just try and get him out, just you try! Ketcham
: Don't try anything Tom, don't do anything, he's crazy, he want's to kill me! Phillips
: He's right!
[Fires shotgun in the air, then jabs it into Ketchams back
: Got another barrel, get in there!
: Do you think you could sneak up on the fella at the gate? Phillips
: I could sneak up on a *coyote* if I've a mind to! Cord McNally
: Did you get that fella at the gate? Phillips
: He's at *another* gate now, lookin' fer *Saint Peter*!
: Take a look at this, Ketcham-
[close-up of Phillips' shotgun
: -those triggers are *wired back*! So you can see what happens if my *thumbs* slip; And my thumbs *ain't* as strong as they *used* to be!
: Oww, take it easy. Phillips
: Stop your squawking, you ain't hurt. Cord McNally
: Splatter gun is useless. Phillips
: You don't mind if I shoot do you? Makes me feel better.