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: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place. Gunther
: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?
: Look, I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses. Gunther
: HA! Joey Tribbiani
: [turns round
] Gesundheit. Hayley
: I would love to go out with you. Joey Tribbiani
: Really, great... did I actually ask you? Hayley
: No, that's just where you were going. I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this a lot. Gunther
: HA! Joey Tribbiani
: [turns round again
] Seriously Gunther, you should see someone about that cold, if it gets much worse you could DIE!
[Gunther looks scared
[Ross is about to tell Rachel that he loves her before she leaves for Paris, but Gunther walks up to her first
: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you. I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know. Rachel
: Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
[kisses him on the cheek
: Hey, Gunther, have you, uh, have you seen Chandler? Gunther
: [looking confused
] I thought you were Chandler. Gunther
: [both look confused
] But uhm, one of you is over there ...
: Oh, Dark Mother... once again I suckle at your smoky teat.
: [after buying the Sphinx cat from Rachel
] I just came to pick up the red velvet pillow. Rachel Green
: Oh sure. I'll get it for you. Gunther
: [to Ross before she leaves, referring to the cat
] So what is this, some kind of snake?
: Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
Dr. Ross Geller
: [accepting some food from Gunther
] Thanks, Gunther.
[he kisses Rachel hello
] Dr. Ross Geller
: Oh, can I get a napkin, too? Gunther
: [looking daggers - nay, MACHETES at Ross
] Oh, like you don't already have everything.
[In the Central Perk, Joey told Ross he likes Rachel
: I don't... Rachel? Joey
: Ross... Ross
[Ross leaves; Joey turns around and finds Gunther right behind him