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: [about becoming the Ultimate Fighting Champion
] One day, kids will wonder who'd win in a fight: me or Superman. Of course I can't beat Superman, but you know, kids are stupid.
: It's okay, it's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution. I'm not supposed to move my spine. Monica Geller
: Please tell me you're stopping now. Pete
: I'm fine! I'd fight tonight if they'd let me. See this circle I'm marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
: Seriously, what the hell is this? Pete Becker
: I never know how much to tip. Monica Geller
: You're suppose to double the tax, not double the tax of Romania.
: [at a hospital dedication
] Monica, where are we? Monica
: Well, judging by all the doctors and nurses, I'm gonna have to say midget rodeo.