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: I look pretty good for a mother of a 20-year-old. Joey
: Yeah, you never hear the argument *for* teen pregnancy.
: Gina, I know he's your baby, but it's time to move on. Change can be good! Gina
: Oh, it's easy for you to say. Joey
: No it's not! No! Look... Nobody understands wantin' things to stay the same like I do. I was HAPPY in New York! Okay, and I tried really hard to keep things from changing. But everyone else got married, and had kids, and moved on. They all changed! So I'm givin' change a shot. And it has been *hard*. But... just hoping things stay the same... it doesn't work.
: This is the best part. Sit here and lean back. Joey
: Is that the middle of the HOLLYWOOD sign? Gina
: That's the OLLYWOO sign. Joey
: I can see the OLLYWOO sign! And into that woman's bathroom. And now she sees me. Hi, neighbor!
: You know, I think I'm just gonna go up to the girl and start talking. Gina
: Okay, just... make sure you're nice to her. Joey
: Yeah, but not too nice. Gina
: Compliment her. Joey
: Ignore her. Gina
: Compliment her, then ignore her. Joey
: Yeah. Michael
: Okay... Gina
: Make sure you ask her name. Joey
: And then call her a different name. Gina
: And make eye contact. Joey
: Yeah, but don't stare at her. Gina
: You Want to seem interested. Joey
: But completely bored. Gina
: Just be yourself. Joey
: No, no! Pretend to be somebody else.
: Well don't do the one with the dialogue 'cause you dont know that one Joey Tribbiani
: Yeah but I haven't studied the dancing in that cowboy thing at all
[does dance move
] Gina Tribbiani
] oh, please do that one!
: You know what, it's crazy, but maybe we can get one of the news helicopters to come down and pick you up. Joey
: That's great! Okay, we just gotta get their attention. Uh, Ooh! Let's lie on the pavement and use our bodies to spell out 'Joey Tribbiani needs to get to the Tonight Show fast!'
: Nope, she's not going anywhere. How are you feeling? Michael Tribbiani
: Not good Jo. Everything will be fine tomorrow though Joey Tribbiani
: Oh yeah, how'd you figure? Michael Tribbiani
: 'Cause if she doesn't leave by then, I'm going to kill myself Joey Tribbiani
: Dont be so dramatic. Michael Tribbiani
: She said we're going to flush my system, Joey. I dont know what that means Joey Tribbiani
: Yeah, your grandmother was the same when I was sick. Ive had my system flushed ... makes you ask yourself some big questions.
[turns tv on
] Gina Tribbiani
: [turns tv off
] don't even think about it. Michael is about to take his nap in here. Michael Tribbiani
: She makes me take a nap every day at one ...
[looks into space
] Michael Tribbiani
: not tomorrow though