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: I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in. Richard
: I didn't need to know that.
: So, can we still be friends and have sex? Richard
: Sure, it'll just be something we do together, like racquetball.
: Hey. Whatcha guys doin'? Dr. Richard Burke
: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller. Phoebe Buffay
: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie. Rachel Green
: What? Dr. Ross Geller
: What're you talking about? Phoebe Buffay
: C'mon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun. Dr. Ross Geller
: Yeah, but Pheebs, what about the end? Phoebe Buffay
: What when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy? Rachel Green
: That's not the end. Phoebe Buffay
: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'. Monica Geller
: What about the part where he has rabies? Phoebe Buffay
: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said. Dr. Richard Burke
: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen. Phoebe Buffay
: What, what's about to happen?
] Phoebe Buffay
: I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no, no Travis, put down the gun. No, no, no, no he-he's your buddy. He's your Yeller! No, no, no! The end, THE END!
[hears the gunshot from the TV
] Phoebe Buffay
: Okay, what kind of sick doggy snuff film is this?
[Chandler and Monica run into Richard and his new girlfriend
: I see you grew your hair long. Monica
: Yeah. Oh, that's right, you always wanted me to. I see you grew your mustache back. Richard
: Yeah, my nose was getting lonely. Chandler
: [to Richard's date
] And you don't have a mustache, which is good.
[laughs, stops abruptly and extends his hand
: Hi, I'm Chandler and I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
: [lamenting that Richard isn't as obsessive as she is
] I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing! My boyfriend doesn't have a thing! Dr. Richard Burke
: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well there.