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: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday? Ben Geller
: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday? Rachel Green
: Don't do that. Ben Geller
: Don't do that. Rachel Green
: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks. Ben Geller
: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks. Rachel Green
: Oh. Damnit! Ben Geller
: Oh. Damnit! Rachel Green
: No, don't say that. Ben Geller
: Damnit! Rachel Green
: Don't go back to repeating it. Ben Geller
: Damnit. Rachel Green
: Aw crap Ben Geller
: Aw crap Rachel Green
: No. Don't. Ben Geller
: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face. Ben Geller
: Can I do it to you? Rachel Green
: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
Dr. Ross Geller
: Everything OK? Ben Geller
: [from the bathroom
] Don't talk to me now. Rachel Green
: Aw. Just like his daddy.
: You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend. Ben Geller
: But you're not anymore. Rachel Green
: Well, that's true. Ben Geller
: Because you guys were on a break. Rachel Green
: Hey, we were not on a br... OK. OK. You know, Ben, someday when you're a lot older, I'm going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas.
: [Ben's about to ride his first big boy bike
] Here Ben Let Me Help You With That Ben Geller
: Thank you Daddy! Dr. Ross Geller
: No, No No one daddy... Two mommies.
: Sorry, Ben, but Santa has to go now. Ben
: Why? I want him to stay. Chandler
: Because... if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo stay in the same room for too long... the universe will... implode...