Ben Geller
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Ben Geller (Character)
from "Friends" (1994)

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"Friends: The One with the Truth About London (#7.16)" (2001)
Rachel Green: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Ben Geller: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Rachel Green: Don't do that.
Ben Geller: Don't do that.
Rachel Green: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
Ben Geller: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
Rachel Green: Oh. Damnit!
Ben Geller: Oh. Damnit!
Rachel Green: No, don't say that.
Ben Geller: Damnit!
Rachel Green: Don't go back to repeating it.
Ben Geller: Damnit.
Rachel Green: Aw crap
Ben Geller: Aw crap
Rachel Green: No. Don't.
Ben Geller: Damnit!

Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.
Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?
Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.

Dr. Ross Geller: Everything OK?
Ben Geller: [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now.
Rachel Green: Aw. Just like his daddy.

Rachel Green: You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben Geller: But you're not anymore.
Rachel Green: Well, that's true.
Ben Geller: Because you guys were on a break.
Rachel Green: Hey, we were not on a br... OK. OK. You know, Ben, someday when you're a lot older, I'm going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas.

"Friends: The One with All the Candy (#7.9)" (2000)
Chandler: [Ben's about to ride his first big boy bike] Here Ben Let Me Help You With That
Ben Geller: Thank you Daddy!
Dr. Ross Geller: No, No No one daddy... Two mommies.

"Friends: The One with the Holiday Armadillo (#7.10)" (2000)
Ross: Sorry, Ben, but Santa has to go now.
Ben: Why? I want him to stay.
Chandler: Because... if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo stay in the same room for too long... the universe will... implode...