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[Will gives a cake to Monica
: It's no fat, no sugar, no dairy... It's no good, throw it out.
: So what are you up to? Will
: I'm a commodities broker. Ross
: Really? That sounds interesting? Will
: Yeah, no, it's not but I'm rich and thin.
: The "I Hate Rachel Green Club"? Who was in this club? Will
: Me and Ross... Ross
: There's no need to point; she knows who Ross is. Rachel
: Ross! Who else? Ross
: Well, there was that exchange student from Thailand, but I don't think he really understand what it was. Rachel
: [to Monica
] Did you know about this? Monica
: I swear I didn't know. Wait a minute; is that why the two of you used to go into your room and lock the door? Ross
] Uh, yes. Monica
: Gotta tell you; that's a relief.
: Look at her holding those yams. Those are our two worst enemies, Ross - Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
: [about how he hated Rachel in high school
] It wasn't just me. We had a club. Rachel
: You had a club? Will
: That's right. The I Hate Rachel Green Club. Rachel
: O my God! So what? You all just join together to hate me? Who else was in this club? Will
: Me and Ross.
[points to Ross
: No need to point. She knows who Ross is.
: Do you have a problem with me? Will
: I dunno... do I, do I? Phoebe
: I think you do!
: It was no big deal. We... we said that... the rumor was that you had both male and female reproductive parts. Rachel
: What? Will
: That's right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided that Rachel was a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis. Rachel
: Oh, my God! Monica
: You started that? Rachel
: What? You heard that? Monica
: Everyone at our school heard it! Chandler
: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?
: God, we were lame back then. Remember how into dinosaurs we were?
: So what do you do now?
: I'm back in the club! Will
: Yeah. Shall I call a meeting to order? Ross
: Is everybody present? Will
: With the exception if Tiktaka. Phoebe
: I want to join! Rachel
: Phoebe? Phoebe
: I'm sorry, but I never got to be in a club. I didn't go to high school. But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.