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[about Bill's new fiancee
: She's a... a therapist. Jo
: Oh... Yours? Bill
: Christ, you couldn't resist, could you? Jo
: What? I'm not saying you *need* therapy. Bill
: What? Wait, wait, wait, I need therapy? Jo
: I didn't say that. I didn't *say* that. Bill
: What could I possibly need a therapist for? Huh? You're the doctor, tell me! Jo
: I don't know... inability to finish things? Bill
: "Inability to finish things"? Jo
: Maybe rushing into things you can't quite commit to. Bill
: Commitment? Jo
: You asked!
: Can I drive? Bill
: No! Jo
: Then would you? Bill
: [noticing truck has drifted off the road and is about to run into a parked vehicle
: Red meat. We crave sustenance. Jo
: No, guys. We are not invading my aunt. Dusty
: Food. Dusty
: [others join in
] Food. Dusty
: [the rest join in
] FOOOOOOOOD! Jo
: Hey! We are absolutely not going.
: Jo. Things go wrong. You can't explain it, you can't predict it. Killing yourself wo'nt bring your dad back. I'm sorry that he died, but that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past, and look what you got right in front of you. Jo
: What are you talking about? Bill
: Me, Jo.
[Bill needs Jo's signature on divorce papers
: So you want the papers? Bill
: I did drive all the way out here for 'em. Jo
: They're signed and ready. Bill
: Good, good. Let's see 'em. Jo
: Do you need them right this second? Bill
: Well, it'd be nice. Jo
: What's the urgent urgency? You act like you're getting married. Bill
: I am. Jo
: [after a shocked pause
] Wow. Bill
: Yeah. Jo
: Is it Melinda? Bill
: Melissa. Jo
: Wasn't there a Melinda in there somewhere? Bill
: No, there's only been Melissa since you. Jo
: Boy, not much for browsing are you?
[after spotting Jonas being interviewed by a reporter on TV
: He really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing.
: Where's my truck...?
[the truck crashes back to earth, right in the middle of the road, in front of the truck Melissa is driving
: There it is.
: He didn't keep his part of the bargain, did he? Jo
: Which part? Aunt Meg
: To spend his life pining for you, and die miserable and alone. Jo
: Is that too much to ask?
: [cow flies by in the storm
[cow flies by in the storm
: 'Nother cow. Bill
: Actually I think that was the same one.
: She's nice. Bill
: Ha! Jo
: Uh oh. She's not nice?
: Have you lost your nerve? Bill
: Tighten your seatbelt.
: You've never seen it miss this house, and miss that house, and come after you!
[Aunt Meg is being loaded into an ambulance
: Is she OK? Paramedic
: We'll probably keep her overnight just to be safe. Aunt Meg
: Overnight, forget it, I'm all right. Jo
: You're going to the hospital. Aunt Meg
: OK, I'll go, but I'm gonna drive myself. Rabbit
: Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner. Aunt Meg
: Debris! We got debris!
[Jo is salvaging belongings from her crashed truck and looking at Bill's new truck
: You got full coverage on that truck? Bill
: Liability only. Jo
] Liability only... Jo
: It's a very pretty truck. Melissa
] Thank you. Bill
: Don't even think about it.
[Jo keeps cleaning out her truck
: No way.
[Jo and Bill are trying to hide from the F5 in a barn but see it's full of sharp metal farming implements
: My god, who are these people? Bill
: I don't think so!
: [Computer beeps
] We've got a touchdown! Laurence
: [On radio
] We have touchdown! Touchdown! Tornado is on the ground! Haynes
: [Hands radio to Beltzer
] Listen to this! Laurence
: Looks like it's heading down Route 33. Bill
: Jo, we're on 33. Jo
: What's the path? Laurence
: Looks like it's going about 35 mph. Rabbit
: [Looking around
] Can you see this? Allan Sanders
: I can not see this. Where is it? Hello? Which way you guys looking? Bill
: Where, where, where... Jo
: Direction, Rabbit. Rabbit
: North northeast! Beltzer
: Do you see it? Haynes
: No. Rabbit
: North northeast, you copy? Bill
: Shit, it's coming right at us! Laurence
: Axis has gone vertical, gone vertical. Sucker's really gaining up strength. Jo
: You see it? Bill
: Beltzer! We do not have a visual. Repeat, we do not have a visual. Help us out here! Jo
: Where is it? Beltzer
: Yeah, I got it Billy. Best motion I've ever seen. Looks like the base of this sucker's at least a half mile wide. Bill
: Rabbit? Rabbit
: If you are going east on 7, it should be coming right over that hill in a matter of minutes! Allan Sanders
: This is the one man, I feel it.
: Guys, we are NOT invading my aunt!
: [in the truck, discussing Bill's current life changes
] Hey, as long as you're happy... Bill
: I AM. I AM happy. I'm a happy person. I'm happy with my life. I'm happy with the way things are going in my life. I'm happy with... with... Jo
: Melissa? Bill
: I know her name! YES. I'm happy... with... Melissa!
: You know what, as long as you're happy. Bill
: Thank you! I am happy! Im a happy person. Im happy with my life, Im happy with the way things are going in my life, Im happy with- with... Jo
: Melissa? Bill
: I know her name! Yes im happy with Melissa! I am! Jo
: [while Bill is talking
] You look happy.
: You look happy.
: Hey there professor, I think I fixed it. Jo
: [dish sparks
] Fuck me, this thing is useless! Beltzer
: Sorry, Jo. Jo
: [dish works
] That's good!Thats Good! Beltzer get me a reading. Beltzer
: Hang on a second, boss lady, hold your horses. Which way you want it, Jo? Jo
: Looks like the dry line has stalled. A sector scan of West North-West look for rotation and increase the PRF.
: [after first tornado, Dusty walks over to Joe's crashed truck while she's grabbing things out of it, laughing and noticing DOROTHY I still strapped in the bed, damaged
] Well there's some good news, it *did* fly. What was it like? Jo
: It was windy. Dusty
: That's intense. Jo
: All right, move it, Dusty! Dusty
: That's intense!
[after the twister has passed
: It's gone... it's gone. Jo
: [looking behind them
] Where's my truck?
[cut to road; truck crashes to the ground in front of Melissa in Bill's truck
: Jo! Bill! Did you see that explosion? Jo
: [having just driven through the exploding petroleum truck with Bill
] Yeah, we saw it.
] Allan Sanders
: Hey Jo and Bill, check out that sky! Jo
: You know what? I think we've seen enough.
[turns and kisses Bill
: [while watching Jonas on television
] Oh God, he sucks. Rabbit
: Oh, shut up. Get him off.
[Bill turns off the televsion
: [about Jonas
] He is so in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing.
: [in the middle of an argument chasing the first tornado, veering off the road
] Do you want me to drive? Bill
: [while looking at Jo instead of road
] No! Jo
: [Seeing they are heading for a large combine parked along the side of the road
] Then would you?
[Bill swerves to avoid
: Why do you call Billy "The Extreme?" Dusty
: Because Billy *is* "The Extreme." Jason 'Preacher' Rowe
: Bill is the most outta control son of a bitch in the game! Bill
: [looking at Jo
] No, I think I came in second. Dusty
: So we get this one near Daleton, right? Rabbit
: Oh, God. Jo
: You guys have got to get some new stories. I'm gonna go wash up. Dusty
: And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way. Beltzer
: [points to Bill
] And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand... Dusty
: He's naked! Rabbit
: He is *butt* naked! Beltzer
: Naked! Bill
: NOT naked! I was NOT naked! Beltzer
: [whispering & laughing in Melissa's ear
] He was without apparel. Bill
: Half naked. Dusty
: Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right?
: And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground. Jason 'Preacher' Rowe
: The twister caught it, and sucked it right up! Bill
: [directing towards Melissa
] Honey, this is a tissue of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
: [Rabbit is leading them through a field as a short cut to get ahead of Jonas
] This is a field, Rabbit. Rabbit
: I know, keep going beyond it, right through that brush. See that brush right in front of you? Bill
: Yeah we see the brush, what's beyond that? Rabbit
: Beyond what? Jo
: Beyond what? Beyond the brush! Bill
: The brush, a brick wall, a bearded lady, what? Rabbit
: Oh, um... it's the highway, it's the highway. Jo
: [the team seems to be heading into nothing but taller brush
] Where's the road, Rabbit? Allan Sanders
: Yeah where's the road man? Rabbit
: It should be any moment. Bill
: Watch out!
[Without warning, Jo almost slams right into Jonas's van as they reach the highway. The rest of Jo's team also force much of Jonas's caravan off the road
] Jason 'Preacher' Rowe
] Hello! Shit.