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The Hulk (Character)
from The Avengers (2012)

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Planet Hulk (2010) (V)
Hulk: Finally! Now I know who to smash!

Caiera: If only you'd listened to me. Now my king demands your head.
Hulk: Funny, 'cause I'm going after his.
Caiera: By the ancient laws of Sakaar, I challenge you to fair and even combat. And since you hold no weapon, neither will I.

Red King: This is great day for all of Sakaar. My loyal citizens, you'll be relieved to know that the violent prisoners responsible for that destructive riot have been apprehended. Unfortunately, the most savage of them all will not be feeling the executioner's blade, for you cannot kill what is already dead.
Hulk: I'm not dead. I'm just mad.

Red King: Wait! Stop! Stop! Don't kill me! Please!
Hulk: That pleasure belongs to someone else.
Red King: Caiera, you're my shadow. You can't!
Caiera: It's not me you have to fear. It's your legacy.

Beta Ray Bill: Hulk, I know of you. The halls of Asgard echo with tales of your rage.
Hulk: They ain't heard nothing yet.

Beta Ray Bill: Hulk! We no longer anchored to this world. I can take you home.
Hulk: Earth is no home of mine.

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Gamma World, Part 2 (#1.13)" (2010)
The Hulk: Banner's not home. Now leave me alone!
Hawkeye: Listen, Bigfoot! If you don't give me Bruce Banner in the next three seconds, bottom line? I will take you down.
[Hulk laughs out loud, turns back into Banner]
Bruce Banner: Okay. You have to give me a minute. He hasn't let me out in weeks.

The Leader: I knew you would come eventually, my old enemy. But you of all people must realize this is for the best. In Gamma World, no one will hunt you. No one will try and cure you. You'll be a king. Everyone who hated you, attacked you, they will be you. Are you really going to try and stop me?
The Hulk: No. Not stop you - SMASH YOU!

The Leader: [to Hawkeye and Hulk] The two of you think you can defeat me? I already have calculated a thousand ways to destroy you both.
Thor: [tosses Absorbing Man into him] Destroy? You do not know the meaning of the word, Leader.
The Hulk: You really want to hurt the Leader? This is how.

The Leader: It would have been glorious. I was creating the perfect world all in my image.
The Hulk: That's the problem. You're ugly.

Tony Stark: Here's another option - join us. Join the Avengers.
Hawkeye: I don't think so. Look how easy the Leader took you guys out. I'm better off on my own.
Thor: [to Hulk] And what of you? Will you walk away as well? You are indeed a noble warrior, Hulk - one who has saved the Avengers, and now helped save the world. I would now trust you with my life. Will you trust us?
The Hulk: Uh, I'll stay if Cupid stays.
Hawkeye: You want to go, jade jaws? Right here and now? Let's do this!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: When Strikes the Surfer! (#2.25)" (2011)
Iron Man: Hey, wait a second. Scarlet Which's Energy Factor countered the Time Stone when she was with the Invaders. And I'll bet my Tech Factor counters the Power Stone. And Falcon's Speed Factor counters the Space Stone.
Hulk: Uh, and Hulk?
Iron Man: Thor's Elemental Factor should counter the Reality Stone. And Wolverine's Animal Factor must counter the Soul Stone.
Hulk: Ugh! What about Hulk?
Iron Man: There's only one left. Think, Hulk.
Hulk: Hulk tell you before: Hulk not think!
Iron Man: And that, my friend, is why you counter the Mind Stone.

Iron Man: Get ready, Hulk.
Hulk: Okay. Uh, for what?
Iron Man: What do you think?
Hulk: Hulk not think. HULK SMASH!
Iron Man: Good thinking.

Iron Man: There's only one left. Think, Hulk.
Hulk: Hulk tell you before. Hulk not think!
Iron Man: And that, my friend, is why you counter the Mind Stone.
Hulk: Yippee! Hulk knew that.

Hulk: Hey, somebody's been eating Hulk's Banana Whackies.

Dark Surfer: My old friends. I don't know whether to destroy you separately or all at once. So I'm going to do both.
[replicates himself into separate Soul Stone versions]
Dark Surfer: This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp!
Iron Man: Come on, Squaddies. You know what to do. Uh, can I say it now?
Hulk, Wolverine, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, Thor: Say it!
Iron Man: All right, Super Hero Squad, to save the entire universe, it's time to Hero Up!

Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds (2011) (VG)
Hulk: [after defeating Haggar] Mustache man is strong! But Hulk stronger still!

Iron Man: Could probably use that Hulkbuster armor right about now.
Hulk: Hulk break Metal Man open like a tin can!

Hulk: Hulk break your claws this time, little man.
Wolverine: This time we ain't endin' in a draw!

Hulk: Hulk no like fighting girls.
She-Hulk: You know what they say. The female is the deadlier of the species.

The Incredible Hulk (2008)
The Incredible Hulk: Leave me alone.

Abomination: [Preparing to finish the Hulk off] Any last words?
The Incredible Hulk: Hulk... SMASH!
[the Hulk smashes the ground making a quake making the Abomination get his foot stuck]

The Incredible Hulk: Betty.

[Blonsky is antagonizing the Hulk]
Emil Blonsky: [haughtily; to the Hulk] Well... Is that it?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [through a walkie-talkie] Blonsky, pull back now!
[Blonsky bad-temperedly pulls the earpiece out of his ear and throws it away]
Emil Blonsky: Is that all you've got?
The Incredible Hulk: [growls] Grrr...
[the Hulk kicks Blonsky like a soccerball; Blonsky slams into a tree and falls down to the ground, not moving]

Hulk Vs. (2009) (V)
[charges. Deadpool and Lady Deathstrike get out of his way, but Sabretooth... ]
Sabretooth: NO! NOO! WAIT!
[is hit so hard he is thrown out of the facility and into the woods]

Deadpool: Hey! Wait for me!
[Deadpool jumps on a rampaging Hulk]
Deadpool: Who wants snacks? YOU do!
[Deadpool forces a grenade down the Hulk's gullet and then jumps off, landing alongside Wolverine, and the two run down a straight hallway with the Hulk in pursuit]
Deadpool: Logan, I think we lost him!
[the grenade inside the Hulk explodes... ]
Deadpool: And they all lived happily ever after, except the Hulk!
Wolverine: Bub... you just made him angrier!
Hulk: Talking man hurt Hulk... HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEAD!
Deadpool: My head? Oh, crap...!
Wolverine: He's all yours, Einstein!
[grabs Deadpool and throws him towards the Hulk]
Deadpool: Logan? We're friends! NO! NOOO!

[tears off Deathstrike's arms]

[only words in "Hulk vs. Thor"]
Hulk: Hulk... tired.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Planet Hulk! (Six Against Infinity, Part 5) (#2.19)" (2011)
Hulk: Hey, how come sky acting stupid? Huh, stupid sky! Only supposed to be one moon.
[a beat]
Hulk: Or is it three?

Hulk: Hulk smash tomato man!

Hulk: That's right, big sushi go home!

Red King: One push of the button, and a healthy brain becomes a rotten pile of useless tissue.
[Hulk chuckles as if this has already happened to him]
Red King: And you can't fight without a brain.
Hulk: Hulk do it all the time!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Whom Continuity Would Destroy! (#2.6)" (2010)
Nighthawk: Scarlett Witch was supposed to go mini-bowling tonight. And the green guy over there, he had had something called Banana Whackies for breakfast. And lunch and dinner.
Scarlet Witch: How can he know so much?
Hulk: And how him see with eyes all scrunched up like that?
Iron Man: [laughs] Good one, Hulk.

Hyperion: Squadron Supreme, time to Hero Out!
Iron Man: Uh, sorry guys. No time.
Hyperion: Aah, you got to do yours.
Iron Man: It's our show.
Hulk: Yeah. Get your own show, big jaw.

Thanos: Oh, you see this? It's the Time Stone. If you take another step, I'll send you all the way back to the Big Bang.
Hulk: Oh, Hulk like explosions.

Thanos: Not until I blow my whistle.
Hulk: [Growls] Hulk not care what purple man blow.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Tremble at the Might of M.O.D.O.K.! (#1.14)" (2009)
M.O.D.O.K.: Okay, now you will tremble.
[zaps Hulk]
Hulk: Hulk scrawny.
[Hulk's pants drop]
Abomination: I see London, I see France.
Hulk: Oopsie.

Iron Man: These readings show M.O.D.O.K. is now more powerful than Doom.
Falcon: That fractal stone has really gone to his head. Get it? You see, it's lodged in his forehead. It's right in the middle there, between the eyebrow and his...
Wolverine: He's nothing but a head. Where else would it get stuck?
Thor: Oh, M.O.D.O.K., lord of the villains? Odin's doughnuts, it can not be.
Iron Man: Yeah, it can. Fortunately, I'm working on the S.A.P.S.S. S.A.P.S.S., the Stark Anti-Power Sucking System. That'll give us some protection.
Falcon: Uh, well, even so, that hyper head is already in the Hulk's class.
Hulk: Ugh, Hulk not in Hulk's class.
Hulk: [pokes his chest] Ow. Hulk got strong.

Hulk: Oh, Hulk feel wind-chil factor.
[Hulks pants drop again]
Iron Man: Hulk, are you trying to lose us our G rating?

Lego Marvel Super Heroes (2013) (VG)
Captain America: Mom's apple pie! We got to save America from the Red Skull!
[pants rip]
The Hulk: Huh? Hulk rip pants.
Captain America: That's why my red, white and blue is form-fitting yet flexible. I love American ingenuity.

Sandman: We have an unscheduled arrival in the main terminal.

The Hulk: [while on a boat] Hulk need bathroom.
Iron Man: Really? You couldn't have gone before we left?

"Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.: The Tale of Hercules (#2.16)" (2015)
Hercules: You mustn't take life so seriously, Hulk. It's just a ride. Oh sure, it gets bumpy and frightening at times, but as long as you're on it, why not enjoy it?
Hulk: Because my friends have all been turned into statues!

Pluto: Seeing the surface world fall was my one chance at happiness, and you ruined it!
Hulk: Herc can find a unicorn for you to ride, would that cheer you up?

Hulk: You gotta work hard, but don't forget to live.

Hulk (2003) (VG)
Grey Hulk: [while holding a soldier] What are you going to tell your friends?

Grey Hulk: I can crack the ground... and your head!

Grey Hulk: Oh, now this is embarrassing.

"The Incredible Hulk: Tomb of the Unknown Hulk (#1.1)" (1982)
The Hulk: Hulk like cave. Like quiet.
Rick Jones: Glad to hear it.

The Hulk: Fire no stop Hulk!
[Dr Octopus flees, but the Hulk tears a layer of concrete, causing Octopus to trip]
The Hulk: Nothing can stop Hulk!

The Hulk: Nobody laugh at Hulk!

"Wolverine and the X-Men: Wolverine vs. Hulk (#1.7)" (2008)
The Hulk: Little man thinks he can fight Hulk? HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!
Wolverine: [Seeing the Wendigo sneaking up behind Hulk] Hulk! Hulk, behind...

The Hulk: HULK -
[Wolverine places a grenade in Hulk's mouth which immediately explodes]
The Hulk: Hulk sma...
[Passes out]
Wolverine: Hulk smash, yeah, I know. I heard you the last time.

Wolverine: Oh, you've got to be kidding me, Fury. Mystical curse, my...
The Hulk: [Hulk grabs Wolverine] Stupid man hunt Hulk? Attack Hulk? HULK SMASH STUPID MAN!
Wolverine: Yeah, about that. Sorry, my fault. Won't happen again.
The Hulk: [Growls] Good. Little man not so stupid after all.

"Avengers Assemble: Hulked Out Heroes (#1.11)" (2013)
Hulk: Always worry about hurting people. Always hold back. Not now. Now, Hulk UNLEASHED!

Hulk: So that's what it's like to live with me. I'd hate living with me.

Hulk: Hulk IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! Thor owes me five bucks after he wakes up.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Alienating with the Surfer! (#2.8)" (2011)
Hulk: No one eat Dulk! Not even purple man who look like slot-machine!

Hulk: No one put Ducky in the corner.

Hulk: Ooh, Hulk smell like tree.
Scarlet Witch: Yeah, a tree in a dog park.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Blind Rage Knows No Color! (#2.9)" (2011)
Hulk: Hulk love ice cream. Hulk also loves smashing! And sunsets, and smashing! And kittycats, and smashing.

Hulk: [Hulk is posing like Rodin's Thinker] Hm. There too much fighting in world, talking rock.
Thing: Says you!

"The Incredible Hulk: Enter: She-Hulk (#1.11)" (1983)
The Hulk: Everywhere Hulk go, people scream!

She-Hulk: Hulk, do you know me? I'm the She-Hulk.
The Hulk: No! Only one Hulk!
Supreme Hydra: That's right, Hulk. The She-Hulk is your enemy.
She-Hulk: No, don't listen to him!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Forest Green! (#1.10)" (2009)
Hulk: Eh, whats tiny noise?
Reptil: Ah, that's the crunch of the flavors being released.

Hulk: Cheese named Joe is Hulk's friend.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: If This Be My Thanos! (#1.12)" (2009)
Thing: Hey, move over, you big oaf. I can't get a grip.
Hulk: Talking rock can't hold because talking rock not strong, not strong like Hulk.
Thing: Dream on, purple pants. No one's stronger than The Thing.

Hulk: Hulk once lift whole building.
Thing: Is that so? One time on Yancy Street, I lifted an entire city block.
Hulk: Once Hulk pick up whole Super Hero City and shake it upside-down, just for fun!
Thing: That never happened.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Hulk Destroys Bruce Banner (#1.13)" (1983)
The Hulk: Everyone chase Hulk. Now Hulk smash!

The Hulk: You... Hulk thought you were friend. Why you hurt Hulk?
Betty Ross: Because you destroyed the one man I loved. And now you're going to help bring him back.

"The Incredible Hulk: Hulk of a Different Color (#2.1)" (1997)
She-Hulk: When this is over, I expect some major league grovelling from you, Hulkster.
Grey Hulk: You got it. Soon as a wad that popcorn-head into a hacky sack.

Grey Hulk: You backstabbin' bulb-brain. I'm gonna waste this place. I'm gonna trash... gonna bash... gonna smash!

"The Incredible Hulk: They Call Me Mr. Fixit (#2.4)" (1997)
Gray Hulk: They call me Mr. Fixit. I work for...
She-Hulk: ...Lady Green. And where here to take over this highjacked booty.

'Crusher' Creel: Whoa, whoa, whah, hold it, Cement Head, let's deal. Allure wants Bruce Banner. You want your health. Give him back, and youz can leave unharmed.
Grey Hulk: I always leave unharmed. You on the other hand...

"The Incredible Hulk: Ricky (#2.3)" (1978)
Ricky: You're green! How can you be green?
The Incredible Hulk: Growl!
Ricky: What you say?

Ricky: [coughing, when the Hulk rescued him from the garage] My eyes, are burnin'. Who are you?
[no answer]
Ricky: You're green. How can you be, green?
The Incredible Hulk: GROWL!
Ricky: What y'a say?
[walks to the soda machine to get a drink, pounding on it]
Ricky: Aww! Come on! Doggone machine!
[Hulk tears the front off of the machine]
Ricky: Hey, that was pretty neat. What kind of pop do you want?
[drops coin into machine]
Ricky: I have to pay for this extra one.
[Hulk tries to open soda while crushing it, but Ricky stops him]
Ricky: Not like that. Now, let me show you. You take these two fingers here, see, I can teach you. Buzz showed me, people used to laugh at me while I'm doing this, but it's not hard. You take these two fingers here, just pull back.
[the Hulk opens the soda the same way]
Ricky: Right! Now you drink it!
[Ricky drinks the soda, Hulk does the same thing; Ricky looks scared looking at the demolished garage]
Ricky: Oh no!
[drops soda]
Ricky: Buzz's car.
[Hulk takes another sip of soda, and drops the can, then leaves]

"The Super Hero Squad Show: World War Witch! (#2.3)" (2010)
Hulk: Hey, Falcon.
Wolverine: You get the Helicarrier back in one piece?
Wolverine: Yes... with an asterisk.

Falcon: We have to go back in time and get Wanda. Anyone got a spare time travel machine?
Iron Man: I wish I could help, but my last time travel experiment caused a...
Hulk: [interrupting] Ooh! Paradox.
Iron Man: Hulk, how did you...
Hulk: [points towards a pair of ducks] Hulk like duckies.

"Phineas and Ferb: Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel (#4.22)" (2013)
[from trailer]
Hulk: [dressed in pots and pans and various appliances] Now I'm Iron Man!
[the real Iron Man flies into the impostor]

[from trailer]
Spider-Man: Spider-Man smash!
[Spidey smashes through the roof of the Googolplex Mall while Linda is outside listening on her headphones oblivious]
Hulk: Was he makin' fun of me?
Thor: A little, yes.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: And Lo... A Pilot Shall Come! (#1.1)" (2009)
Falcon: Look down there, Hulk.
Hulk: Whoa, monster's not puny. Now only bird puny!
Falcon: Hey, hey, I'm 5'11", okay?

Iron Man: The Starkutron 3000. It calculates thousands of variables.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.
Thor: So say we all.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Lo, How the Mighty Hath Abdicated! (#2.10)" (2011)
Hulk: Eh, what that on big hammer?
Hogun: A crown. An honor to meet you, Squaddies. You've always been Hogun's heroes.

Thor: Fare thee well, H.E.R.B.I.E... I shall miss thy girlie laugh. Goodbye, Scarlet Witch, I shall miss fighting over yon television remote with thee. Hasta la vista, Hulk, I'm sure some day thou shall find where thou buried all thy action figures.
[Hulk sobs a little]
Thor: And I'll - Oh, there I go...
[voice cracks]
Thor: ...and I'll miss you most of all, Tin Man.
Iron Man: It's Iron Man.
Thor: Don't spoil my moment.
Hulk: [crying] Hulk never see action figures again!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Night in the Sanctorum! (#1.9)" (2009)
Falcon: Let's just do this. I'm so tired I could rest in Hulk's armpit if I had too.
Hulk: [sniffs armpit] Ew. Hulk not lemony fresh.

Hulk: Magic man must have magic can somewhere...

"The Super Hero Squad Show: To Err Is Superhuman! (#1.2)" (2009)
Hulk: Hulk don't do math, Hulk smash!

Reptil: Hulk, thank goodness. What are you doing back here?
Hulk: Hulk forgot to put lid down.

"The Incredible Hulk: Punks on Wheels (#1.10)" (1983)
The Hulk: Men on wheels make Hulk angry. When Hulk angry, Hulk smash!

The Hulk: Men on wheels all gone. Everything quiet.
[sits down]
The Hulk: Very quiet.
[transformes back into Banner]
Dr. Bruce Banner: [rubs his head] Ooh, the desert. Oh, Hulk. What have you gotten me into this time?

"The Incredible Hulk: Origin of the Hulk (#1.3)" (1982)
The Hulk: [to a tied-up Betty] I take you!

Maj. Ned Talbot: No, not on my staff car!
The Hulk: [the Hulk, carrying Betty, lands on the staff car, crushes it and kicks it aside] You're safe now.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Invader from the Dark Dimension! (#1.16)" (2009)
Dr. Strange: Who knows what dark powers Mordo will unleash if he senses defeat? We must be vigilant.
Hulk: We need battle cry.
Silver Surfer: The Hulkster's right. How about "Defenders, get, um, defensive"?
Valkyrie: 'Tis pretty lame.
Hulk: Hulk like. Hulk won't play without it.

Hulk: Hulk will be back to make you sorry, Iron... M... Meany.

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Breakout: Part 2 (#1.7)" (2010)
Iron Man: One on one, we can each take down a villain or two, but 74... none of us can do it alone. Together we have a chance. What we did here, it can change things. The world needs us, but not as S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. As a team of our own. Together, we can avenge the wrongs caused by all these villains.
Janet Van Dyne: We can be Avengers.
The Hulk: Huh. Good name.

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 (2009) (VG)
Nanite Nick Fury: [as he emerges in his nanite armor] Cute trick, but did you really think we wouldn't see this coming?
Hulk: Puny human can't win! He is all ALONE!
Nanite Nick Fury: Oh, I'm not alone. You may have frozen The Fold, but you haven't eliminated it. And with these new Nanites, I can draw the entire collective's power. I won't need more of a fraction to kill you. Then I will shut down that annoying signal of yours for good. In another minute, it will be all so clear.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Soul Stone Picnic! (#2.24)" (2011)
Ms. Marvel: Marvel's even got more cosmic power than I do, but the Surfer's a universe-beater. He's already used the Reality Stone to turn the Kree Empire in a cake and left it out in the rain.
Hulk: But it took so long to bake it. Oh no!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Silver, This Surfer! (#1.3)" (2009)
Hulk: [after swallowing a yo-yo] Oh, it's coming back up... no, it's going back down.

"The Incredible Hulk: Mortal Bounds (#1.9)" (1996)
Hulk: Hulk smash and bash!

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Ultron-5 (#1.22)" (2011)

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: The Deadliest Man Alive (#2.22)" (2012)
Tony Stark: Hope there's no hard feelings, Hulk. You have to admit, it was a strange situation.
The Hulk: Whatever. I'm still mad.
Janet Van Dyne: Well, yeah. You're the Hulk.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: From the Atom... It Rises! (#1.8)" (2009)
Hulk: [after crashing into Doom's lair through the ceiling] Haha, Hulk crash!
Iron Man: Hm, that's new.

"The Incredible Hulk: Captive Night (#3.11)" (1979)
Karen Mitchell: [Hears heavy breathing] David... Raymond, there's something in here besides us!
Raymond: [Fightened] Hold on. I got a match.
[Lights match, and Karen and Raymond gasps]
The Incredible Hulk: [Blows out match]

"The Incredible Hulk: A Child in Need (#2.5)" (1978)
The Incredible Hulk: [Growls furiously, after he pushed and cornered Jack to the wall]
Middle-aged Man: Come here, Jack.
The Incredible Hulk: [Continues growling, and pushed Jack]
Middle-aged Man: Come Here!
Middle-aged Man: [Snapping his belt] Put Your hands down, boy!
Jack Hollinger: [Crying] Please, don't hit me daddy. I won't be bad, daddy. Please don't hit me, anymore.
Jack Hollinger: [Broken down, crying]
Jack Hollinger: [crying continues] Mark, please forgive me. Mark, I'm sorry.
Mark Hollinger: [Hugs Jack, in comfort] It's okay, dad.
[Mark and Jack, hugged each other for forgiveness]

"The Incredible Hulk: Man to Man, Beast to Beast (#1.6)" (1996)
Taylor: Who are you?
The Hulk: Hulk...
Taylor: You sure you're not the Sasquatch?
The Hulk: No Swashcat, Hulk!
Taylor: Good, 'cause if you were, then me and Scout would have to catch ya and tie ya up.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Boy Who Saw Tomorrow (#1.12)" (1983)
The Hulk: [Hulk crashes into a hospital carrying Rick] Him hurt. You fix now!
Doctor: Alright, sure, we'll try. If the hospital doesn't get blown up first.
The Hulk: Hulk put out fires, stop bombs, you help him!

The Avengers (2012)
Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]
The Hulk: Puny god.

"The Incredible Hulk: Bruce Banner Unmasked (#1.6)" (1982)
The Hulk: Voice in Hulk's head makes Hulk want to smash!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Al Dente Earth! (#1.26)" (2010)
[the heroes are beating at Galactus' foot]
Hulk: Purple man strong.
Wolverine: But?
Hulk: But Hulk... Uh, Hulk don't know what. Purple man just really strong.
Wolverine: Really, Hulk? For a guy with such a limited vocabulary, letting one of your two-catch phrases slip by just seem wrong.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Support Your Local Sky-Father! (#2.5)" (2010)

"Avengers Assemble: The New Guy (#2.19)" (2015)
Captain America: Your official Avengers ID card. Scott Lang, welcome to the team.
Scott Lang: Aw, thanks, Cap. Thanks, everybody.
Thor: A new member? I cannot think of a better reason for celebration and feasting.
Scott Lang: I was actually hoping someone would say that.
[enlarges a capsule to reveal a banquet]
Hulk: Ice cream cake? New guy's okay.
Hawkeye: He had his own insta-party ready to go? Ego much?
Black Widow: Since when do you complain about free food?
Hulk: [eating] Why were you not always an Avenger?

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Another Order of Evil: Part Two! (#2.2)" (2010)
Iron Man: Well, back together for good.
Hulk: Huh? It not last mission?
Iron Man: It never last mission.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Creature and the Cavegirl (#1.7)" (1982)
The Hulk: [Hulk picks up Rick] Hulk sick of fighting.
[jumps high into the air]
The Hulk: Hulk find woman, and go.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Wrath of the Red Skull! (#1.23)" (2010)
Hulk: Ah, usually Hulk sings to his rubber ducky in shower.
Iron Man: Oh, you've never showered! That's why we never heard it before.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.

Marvel Heroes (2013) (VG)
Hulk: [to Venom] I prefer to smash Spider-Man, but you'll do.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Lost Village (#2.7)" (1997)
Hulk: Garbage in, garbage out!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Election of Evil! (#1.20)" (2009)
Hulk: Hulk don't want new mayor. Hulk want new shirt and shoes. And kitty.
Iron Man: Tell it to Santa Claus, Hulk.

"The Incredible Hulk: Hollywood Rocks (#2.6)" (1997)
The Hulk: Doctor Dumb, Hulk enemy!
Dr. Doom: Oh, you don't know how right you are. And it's 'Doom', you tiresome savage!

"The Incredible Hulk: The Cyclops Project (#1.5)" (1982)
The Hulk: Hulk not like machines!
Rick Jones: I can tell. We've gotta get out of here before something else goes wrong.
Narrator: But Rick is too late. Something is going wrong. Something indescribably dangerous.

"The Incredible Hulk: It Lives! It Grows! It Destroys! (#1.8)" (1982)
The Hulk: Hulk stop yellow mud!

"Iron Man: Hulk Buster (#2.11)" (1996)
[Iron Man is fighting the Hulk]
The Hulk: Madder Hulk get, stronger Hulk become!
Iron Man: Typical.

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008) (V)
Hulk: [smashes Ultron] Hulk is strongest there is!
James Rogers: Uh-oh...
Azari: Uh-oh? What do you mean, "uh-oh"?
[the Hulk charges at the children... ]
Hulk: [to Pym] Shrinking boy no sting Hulk anymore!
Pym: Never again... I promise!

"Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes: Hard Knocks (#1.4)" (2006)
The Hulk: [after crushing The Thing underneath the car he was about to throw] Stoneface too slow!
Johnny Storm: You're not exactly Quicksilver yourself big guy!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Fate of Destiny! (#2.14)" (2011)
Hulk: Oh oh, even Hulk know where this going.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Brouhaha at the World's Bottom! (#2.21)" (2011)
Iron Man: Hey, is it me, or did somebody superheat ions to excite a vibranium dish, thereby forming an interdimensional portal?
Ms. Marvel: Bingo!
Hulk: Eh, what that mean?
Iron Man: It mean: friends fixed what Dark Shiny did to us.
Hulk: No, what Bingo mean?

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Deadly Is the Black Widow's Bite! (#1.13)" (2009)
Hulk: [notices Thor, Falcon and Iron Man looking romantically at Black Widow] Hey, why everybody looking at girl like that?
Silver Surfer: My comrades behave like they've never seen a female of their species.
Black Widow: I'm used to it, darling. Happens all the time. I suppose it is something like, how you say, my super power.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Revenge of the Baby Sat! (#2.23)" (2011)
Wolverine: So how is it that you are so much better at this than me?
Hulk: Babies like grown-ups. Only smaller... and dumber.

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: The Casket of Ancient Winters (#1.20)" (2011)
The Hulk: You left Hulk in the pool! It froze!
Janet Van Dyne: Oh yeah, I forgot you were in there...

"The Incredible Hulk: Doomed (#1.7)" (1996)
The Hulk: Hulk no time! Hulk move! Hulk hate puny toys!
[picks up an armored car and throws it at a helicopter]

"Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.: The Venom Within (#1.14)" (2013)
Spider-Man: You'll never win friends with that attitude.
Hulk: Less talk, more smash!
Spider-Man: How many times do I have to say it? No habla El smasho. Ixnay on the ashingsmay. Nein on the smashing.
Hulk: Hey, I do more than smash. It's just my go to, you know?

"The Super Hero Squad Show: So Pretty When They Explode! (#2.11)" (2011)
Thor: By Odin's overflowing lunch-pail, we have made entry.
Hulk: Ugh, air smell like feet in here.
Hercules: That is your feet, gangrene.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: A Brat Walks Among Us! (#1.6)" (2009)
Iron Fist: Cheer up, my giant green friend. You got MVP.
Hulk: Hulk got MVP? Oh, call doctor. Hulk has MVP! No!

"The Incredible Hulk: And the Wind Cries... Wendigo (#1.10)" (1996)
General Ross: [trying to reason with the Hulk] Now you just let me do my job, and when we catch up to that thing, then you can do your job.
The Hulk: Hulks job:... hug Betty.
General Ross: What?
General Ross: No, no, no, no, tha- that's mine. You just take care of that 'Wendigo'. Hug Betty!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Stranger from a Savage Land! (#1.18)" (2009)
Hulk: [to Ka-Zar's Pterodactyl] Ohoho, nice rooster.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Incredible Shrinking Hulk (#1.9)" (1982)
The Hulk: [Rick is carrying the tiny Hulk in one hand] Rick help Hulk. Rick big now.
Rick Jones: Yeah. So you gotta do what I say for a change, right?
The Hulk: No. but Hulk do.

The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction (2005) (VG)
Grey Hulk: Hey, look! I got me a heavy object!

"The Incredible Hulk: Mission: Incredible (#2.8)" (1997)
Grey Hulk: [to She-Hulk] I dunno what's worse, listening to your lame jokes or being strung up here like a mutant Pinocchio.

Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Hulk: This is my fight! Stay out of it!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Another Order of Evil: Part One! (#2.1)" (2010)
Super-Skrull: Have you forgotten that the Super Skrull has all the power of Earth's Fantastic Four?
Hulk: Hulk not remember what Hulk forgot.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: O, Captain, My Captain! (#1.11)" (2009)
Hulk: Hulk love pet. Hulk name pet... uh, uh, PLANT!
Iron Man: Good, cuz that's what it is. Now, to care for it, first you have to give your plant plenty of sun.
Hulk: Mmm? Ya, ya, ya!
[tosses plant out Helicarrier window into sunlight]
Hulk: Now Plant get plenty of sun!
Iron Man: Okay. So much more green thumbs.
[hands Hulk new flower]
Iron Man: Here, your plant will also need water.
[Hulk rips plumbing from floor and waters flowers]
Iron Man: Oh...