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Major Glenn Talbot (Character)
from "Hulk" (1966)

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Hulk (2003)
Bruce Banner: [that ominous green glow in his eyes] Talbot?
Talbot: Yeah?
Bruce Banner: You're making me angry.
Talbot: Oh, am I?
[Banner turns into the Hulk]

Talbot: You and I have never had the chance to get to know each other properly.
Bruce Banner: Well, that's because I don't want to get to know you. Properly or improperly.

Talbot: Bad science, maybe, but personally gratifying.

Talbot: You pathetic freak.

Bruce Banner: Talbot.
Talbot: Yeah ?
Bruce Banner: You're making me angry.
Talbot: Oh, am I ?

Talbot: Bingo ! That must be some jumbo nightmare he just had.

Talbot: So long, big boy.

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Inside Man (#3.12)" (2016)
Glenn Talbot: I don't care what they call it. It's a dress. You must be loving this.
Phil Coulson: You're the president's official representative. It's a customary way to honor them for hosting the symposium, and you look very dignified.
Glenn Talbot: It's all loosey-goosey under there.

Glenn Talbot: [to the Hydra guards who were ordered to kill them] Do me a favor and shoot him first. I'd like one moment of peace before I go.
Phil Coulson: You didn't know he was going to double cross you? He *is* Hydra. Just sayin'.

Glenn Talbot: [Holding Coulson's left hand while running with him down the hall and handcuffed to his right hand] What I am gonna do with this hand? It's kinda freakin' me out.

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Face My Enemy (#2.4)" (2014)
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: I did what, now?
Phil Coulson: I know. It's a lot to process.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: I mean, a painting, Coulson, and you weren't immediately suspicious it wasn't me?
Phil Coulson: To be fair, we're not that close.

Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: Agent Coulson. Agent May. Seems like you're in a hurry.
Phil Coulson: The caterers ran out of coconut shrimp. There's no reason to stay.

Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: [to Coulson] You know, I spent five long months in an enemy war camp. You people make me miss those days.

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Heavy Is the Head (#2.2)" (2014)
Phil Coulson: Glenn. Can I... call you Glenn?
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: No. Where's Hunter?
Phil Coulson: Watching Cake Boss, I believe.

Phil Coulson: I felt bad for kidnapping you. So, I brought you a peace offering. Carl Creel.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: I thought Creel was dead.
Phil Coulson: He's turned to stone, but he could always do that, so I'm not sure how long it'll hold. I've got him in a cryo-stasis chamber in the back of the van for
[checks his watch]
Phil Coulson: 58 more minutes. Before the juice runs out. I'd... get him some place secure pretty quick. Maybe a little more secure than last time? Just sayin'.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: Very generous of you.
Phil Coulson: Like I told you before, General, we're the good guys. So, how about we make a deal? S.H.I.E.L.D. will keep dropping off presents like this. You keep getting promoted. All we ask for in return is a little breathing room. Sound good?
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: [laughing, pointing his finger at Coulson] You... you must have some big brass ones, Coulson. Coming out here by yourself to meet me. Face to face. No backup.
[Makes a macho sound in his throat. Coulson just smiles]
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: Let's face facts. You and your little band of misfits are hardly S.H.I.E.L.D. Our intel says you don't have enough man power or artillery to take down a convenience store. So, I'm sorry, I'm gonna hafta to say no to that deal.
Phil Coulson: I don't know. I think we're good on artillery.
[Looks up. The Quinn jet decloaks just above them]
Phil Coulson: In case you get any ideas, General. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
[Walking towards another jet decloaking on the ground, under his breath]
Phil Coulson: Let's get out of here before the iceberg runs out of fuel.

Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: Sierra Leone, three years ago. Ring a bell? How about Basra, '08? Operation Panther's claw? Come on, lieutenant. Tell me the stories are true.
Lance Hunter: I'm not a lieutenant anymore, sir.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: Merits for basket weaving, pottery. Don't forget those.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: I'm just trying to figure out how a guy like you, one of the SAS's finest, winds up running with a bunch of mouth-breathing mercs.
Lance Hunter: Why does any man do anything, general? I met a girl.

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Emancipation (#3.20)" (2016)
Glenn Talbot: [to May] Rasta-Hulk is your husband?

Glenn Talbot: Well, well, well. If it isn't the hothead that tried to kill my bodyguard.
Lincoln Campbell: What's he doing in here? I thought this was a germ-free zone.
Phil Coulson: I see you two remember each other.

Glenn Talbot: [discussing Hive] Do you have any idea how to stop him? I mean, you make him sound invincible.
Phil Coulson: Calm down, General. You'll pull something.
Glenn Talbot: Calm down? This is an end of the world type deal. Don't you tell me to calm down. I'm the one that tells you to calm down.
Glenn Talbot: How are you so calm, anyway?
Phil Coulson: I'm getting used to this sort of thing.

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Shadows (#2.1)" (2014)
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: We witnessed the single greatest intelligence collapse in recorded history, George. We have a duty to the American people to hunt down those responsible. So, no, I don't sleep most nights.
George Stephanopoulos: General Talbot, you said you have S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and weaponry locked in a secure facility, so is it fair to say that S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Hydra terrorists who poisoned its ranks have been defeated?
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: The corrupt institution has been dismantled, yes. We cut down the tree, we pulled up the roots, but let's just say I'll rest easier when we throw it all on the bonfire.

Phil Coulson: I want to make your job easier. Chasing us is a waste of resources, general. We're the good guys, and we can help you catch the bad guys.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: Kidnapping me and tying me up in your honeycomb kill room is not helping your case. Do you think I'm an idiot?
Phil Coulson: Oh, no. You're the real deal. But you're surrounded by people who constantly underestimate the threat they're up against. Me and my people swore an oath we don't intend to break: to protect the innocent, to watch out for people... people like your son.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: How dare you bring my family into this.
Phil Coulson: We save lives, including yours, whether you like it or not.

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Nothing Personal (#1.20)" (2014)
Phil Coulson: If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.
Colonel Glenn Talbot: Hold your fire, soldiers.
Phil Coulson: This is one of the most classified facilities on the planet, colonel. How the hell did you find it?
Maria Hill: I told them.

Antoine Triplett: We're not Hydra. We're agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Colonel Glenn Talbot: Well, right now, to the rest of the world, that's the same thing.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Cyclops Project (#1.5)" (1982)
Major Talbot: [being carried by a robot] You're in trouble, you overgrown toaster! You'll answer to the U.S. army for this!

Major Talbot: We make a great team, Betty.
Betty Ross: Yeah, just like Laurel and Hardy.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Incredible Shrinking Hulk (#1.9)" (1982)
Betty Ross: Ned, Lets not stay too long. I'm really worried about Dr. Banner.
Maj. Talbot: Oh? Aren't you concerned at all with my problems? I mean, I have responsibilities too, you know.
Betty Ross: You were telling us about the new tank that's going to be tested tomorrow?
Maj. Talbot: That's right, and I'm in charge of the entire operation!
Rita: What kind of tank is it?
Maj. Talbot: What kind? Oh, well, it's big. Huge for that matter, all computerized, and, and...
Rick Jones: And what?
Maj. Talbot: It's Top Secret, that's all I can say.
Betty Ross: Well then, why did you bring it up, Ned?

Maj. Talbot: The coat doesn't mean anything as long as it's brought us together like this, Betty.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Return of the Beast: Part 2 (#1.2)" (1996)
Major Talbot: [speaking into movile army phone] Okay boys, It's hammer time.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Creature and the Cavegirl (#1.7)" (1982)
Dr. Bruce Banner: Major, what are you doing with those poisonous plants?
Betty Ross: [chuckles] Making dinner...
Maj. Ned Talbot: Of course not! Just getting rid of it.

"The Incredible Hulk: The Return of the Beast: Part 1 (#1.1)" (1996)
Major Talbot: Banner... allow me.
[tightens the writs restraints around Bruce's arms]
Bruce Banner: [moans] A little tighter, Major, I still have some feeling left...

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Love in the Time of Hydra (#2.14)" (2015)
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: If you see me some place I'm not supposed to be, I'm not there!

"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: A Fractured House (#2.6)" (2014)
Senator Christian Ward: S.H.I.E.L.D. attacked the United Nations for God's sake, under your watch.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: The people who attacked us may not have been S.H.I.E.L.D.
Senator Christian Ward: It's time I step in.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: And do what?
Senator Christian Ward: Control the situation. Now with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s back in the spotlight, the press is gonna take this and run with it.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: You're worried they're gonna find out about your brother, aren't you?
Senator Christian Ward: What worries me is that you even know about him.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot: I don't play politics, senator. I haven't said one word about your brother to anyone, and I don't intend to.
Senator Christian Ward: The truth is, general, you can't assure me of anything. It's time I do what I should have done months ago - put S.H.I.E.L.D. in the ground for good.

"The Incredible Hulk: Origin of the Hulk (#1.3)" (1982)
Maj. Ned Talbot: No, not on my staff car!
The Hulk: [the Hulk, carrying Betty, lands on the staff car, crushes it and kicks it aside] You're safe now.

"The Incredible Hulk: Prisoner of the Monster (#1.2)" (1982)
Betty Ross: Hi dad, more homework on the Hulk?
Gen. 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You and Banner ought to be just as worried about this monster. We've got big things happening on this base soon, or have you forgotten?
Dr. Bruce Banner: If you mean the testing of the sonar chrystalizer, General, we're ready.
Maj. Ned Talbot: You'd better be. This is B.I.G. Big!
Betty Ross: G.O.O.D. Good.