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Balthazar (Character)
from "Supernatural" (2005)

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"Supernatural: My Heart Will Go On (#6.17)" (2011)
Sam Winchester: So you just, what, unsunk a giant boat?
Balthazar: Oh, come on, I saved people. I thought you loved that kind of thing.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, but now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... They must have interacted with so many other people changed so much crap. You totally Butterfly Effect-ed history.
Dean Winchester: Dude, dude. Rule one: No Kutcher references.
Balthazar: Yes, unfortunately, there's still an Ashton Kutcher. And you still averted an apocalypse and there are still archangels.

Dean Winchester: Why did you unsink the ship?
Balthazar: Oh, because, I *hated* the movie.
Dean Winchester: What movie?
Balthazar: Exactly!
Sam Winchester: Wait, so you saved a cruise-liner because...?
Balthazar: Because, that god-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself!

Balthazar: Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you.

Dean Winchester: "Who's Celine Dion?"
Balthazar: "She's a destitute lounge singer in Quebec... and let's keep it that way!"

Balthazar: Uh, sweetie, before we go, um, I could remove that stick from your...
Fate: Don't try me.
Balthazar: Oh, we'll leave it inserted, then.

"Supernatural: The Third Man (#6.3)" (2010)
Balthazar: Same thing happened to Lot's wife. Iodize the poor sucker, and your kitchen's stocked for life.

Castiel: What... is all this? What are you doing?
Balthazar: Whatever I want. This morning I had a ménage à... What's French for twelve?

"Supernatural: Appointment in Samarra (#6.11)" (2010)
Balthazar: Well, here's one for the list of dumbest things ever. Summon the angel who wants to kill you.
Sam Winchester: Desperate times. I need your help, Balthazar.
Balthazar: Interesting. Since last time we met, you wanted to, what was it? Oh yes, yes. "Fry my wings, extra crispy."
Sam Winchester: Well, that was a misunderstanding.
Balthazar: Some misunderstanding.