Agent Toby Lee Shavers
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Agent Toby Lee Shavers (Character)
from xXx (2002)

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xXx (2002)
Toby Lee Shavers: How long have you been with the agency?
Xander Cage: Two days.
Toby Lee Shavers: You're shitting me. No way. Man, that sucks.
Xander Cage: Yeah, it sucks, but it beats jail.
Toby Lee Shavers: No, it sucks because I spent six years in the basement of some windowless, NSA, gadget freak room, man. And I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT. Phi Beta Kappa, magna cum laude. And I bet they probably picked you up, what, pumping iron in San Quentin?
Xander Cage: You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?

Toby Lee Shavers: Ah. Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?
Xander Cage: No, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games.
Toby Lee Shavers: That's a really sad story.

Toby Lee Shavers: I've always wanted to say this. Fire in the hole!

Toby Lee Shavers: [showing Xander the darts to the revolver] Datura knockout darts. POW! Guy goes down for 12 hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood.
[starts laughing]
Xander Cage: I was shot twice with those.

Toby Lee Shavers: [explaining the darts to Xander] The red ones are tranquilizer and blood-splatter darts. All the appearence of a kill shot, but without the aftereffects. Like death.

Toby Lee Shavers: [showing Xander the binoculars] Eagle Eyes. Nine enhanced-vision modes. Every little boy's dream: the penetrator mode. Check it out.
[points at a woman]
Xander Cage: [looks through the binoculars, sees under the woman's clothes] Oh, my God.
Toby Lee Shavers: She's checking you out.
Xander Cage: I gotta hang onto these.


xXx: State of the Union (2005)
Toby Lee Shavers: You want me to hack in? Into The U.S. Department of Defense? We're talking 500 acres of hardware. Cray supercomputers, encryption chips, not to mention more firewalls than the NSA, CIA and the IRS combined.
Darius Stone: Exactly.
[hands his bag of chips to Lola]
Toby Lee Shavers: Hold my chips.

[last lines]
Agent Kyle Steele: I've got some ideas for the next XXX.
Toby Lee Shavers: Now, wait a minute, it's my turn to pick!
Agent Augustus Gibbons: I do the picking. We're going further off the grid. Fresh face, new look. I've got the perfect candidate.

Maurice: I'm not goin' out without a fight.
Webster: He's retarded!
Maurice: Key's in the truck. Move the level, 'cause the brakes get stuck.
Agent Toby Lee Shavers: Hi, I'm Agent Shavers. We'll be commandeering your truck today.
Webster: Man, we can't let anybody know a white guy hijacked us.
Maurice: We'll say it was 75 black guys.