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Joey (Character)
from "Daria" (1997)

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"Daria: The Invitation (#1.2)" (1997)
Jeffy: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your books?
Joey: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your... pencil?
Jamie White: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your, uh, um... got anything else?
Quinn: A hair scrunchie?
Jamie White: Great!
Daria: Careful. Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchie.

Quinn: Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Joey: You need some help?
Jeffy: I'll go with you.
Quinn: It's the *bathroom!*

"Daria: Lucky Strike (#5.6)" (2001)
Jeffy: What does "woe" mean?
Daria: It's like the feeling you'd get if the Super Bowl were preempted by "Antiques Roadshow".
Joey: Whoa.
Daria: See?

Daria Morgendorffer: Okay. We know Mr. O'Neill assigned a play, and you're pretty sure the title didn't contain the word "alien." Do you remember anything else?
Joey: Uh, I think the guy on the cover was wearing tights.
Daria Morgendorffer: Hmm... Since there are no wrestling dramas on the syllabus, I'm guessing Shakespeare.
Jeffy: Wait, I remember now. He's a stalker! He follows girls home from parties and peeks in their windows.
Daria Morgendorffer: Romeo and Juliet.

"Daria: Quinn the Brain (#2.3)" (1998)
Jeffy: [reading Quinn's poem] The greasy fry / It cannot lie / Its truth is written / On your thighs.
Joey: Wow. That's amazing.
Jamie: Genius.
Quinn: I know.
[Daria and Jane overhear the commotion]
Daria: Hold it, I think I feel a poem coming on.
Daria: Sorry, false alarm.

"Daria: The Lab Brat (#1.7)" (1997)
Brittany Taylor: Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy!
Joey: So, Daria, what are you doing tonight?
Daria Morgendorffer: She just called you Jimmy.
Jamie White: Whatever.

"Daria: The Story of 'D' (#5.5)" (2001)
[the three J's just bought a self-published fashion magazine from Quinn]
Joey: "An Ode to Aubergine?"
Jamie: "A Good Pluck?"
Jeffy: "Please Remember to Blush?"
Jane Lane: There must be a lot going on in the boys' room that we don't know about.
Daria Morgendorffer: And really, that's as it should be.