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: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your books? Joey
: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your... pencil? Jamie White
: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your, uh, um... got anything else? Quinn
: A hair scrunchie? Jamie White
: Great! Daria
: Careful. Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchie.
: Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom. Joey
: You need some help? Jeffy
: I'll go with you. Quinn
: It's the *bathroom!*
: What does "woe" mean? Daria
: It's like the feeling you'd get if the Super Bowl were preempted by "Antiques Roadshow". Joey
: Whoa. Daria
: Okay. We know Mr. O'Neill assigned a play, and you're pretty sure the title didn't contain the word "alien." Do you remember anything else? Joey
: Uh, I think the guy on the cover was wearing tights. Daria Morgendorffer
: Hmm... Since there are no wrestling dramas on the syllabus, I'm guessing Shakespeare. Jeffy
: Wait, I remember now. He's a stalker! He follows girls home from parties and peeks in their windows. Daria Morgendorffer
: Romeo and Juliet.
: [reading Quinn's poem
] The greasy fry / It cannot lie / Its truth is written / On your thighs. Joey
: Wow. That's amazing. Jamie
: Genius. Quinn
: I know.
[Daria and Jane overhear the commotion
: Hold it, I think I feel a poem coming on.
: Sorry, false alarm.
: Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy! Joey
: So, Daria, what are you doing tonight? Daria Morgendorffer
: She just called you Jimmy. Jamie White
[the three J's just bought a self-published fashion magazine from Quinn
: "An Ode to Aubergine?" Jamie
: "A Good Pluck?" Jeffy
: "Please Remember to Blush?" Jane Lane
: There must be a lot going on in the boys' room that we don't know about. Daria Morgendorffer
: And really, that's as it should be.