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: Daddy, Remember that tutoring you wanted me to take for math? It's gonna be 50 dollars an hour. Jake Morgendorffer
: 50 dollars an hour? Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer
: Well i got the bad news on the periodontist, 6 months worth of gum work, 800 dollars a month. Jake Morgendorffer
: 800 dollars a month? Daria Morgendorffer
: Mail's here. Did you know congress still spends 250 billion a year on the military? Jake Morgendorffer
: 250 BILLION A YEAR? Damn it, that's it Daria! What am i made of? Money? Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer
: Jake, were you listening? Daria said... Jake Morgendorffer
: Tutoring, dental work, congress! I'm not a machine dammit. I'm a man. For once in my stinking life, show a little *screams in pain* Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer
: Oh Jakey, not again Jake Morgendorffer
: IT'S MY EYE, OH GOD IT'S MY EYE! Daria Morgendorffer
: Oh no, get the camera! Quinn Morgendorffer
: Ah Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer
: No camera Daria. Uhh, remember what the doctor said the last time you burst a blood vessel? Jake Morgendorffer
: Yeah. He said it'll be 200 dollars.