Jake Morgendorffer
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Jake Morgendorffer (Character)
from "Daria" (1997)

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"Daria: The Teachings of Don Jake (#1.12)" (1997)
Quinn Morgendorffer: Daddy, Remember that tutoring you wanted me to take for math? It's gonna be 50 dollars an hour.
Jake Morgendorffer: 50 dollars an hour?
Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: Well i got the bad news on the periodontist, 6 months worth of gum work, 800 dollars a month.
Jake Morgendorffer: 800 dollars a month?
Daria Morgendorffer: Mail's here. Did you know congress still spends 250 billion a year on the military?
Jake Morgendorffer: 250 BILLION A YEAR? Damn it, that's it Daria! What am i made of? Money?
Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: Jake, were you listening? Daria said...
Jake Morgendorffer: Tutoring, dental work, congress! I'm not a machine dammit. I'm a man. For once in my stinking life, show a little *screams in pain*
Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: Oh Jakey, not again
Jake Morgendorffer: IT'S MY EYE, OH GOD IT'S MY EYE!
Daria Morgendorffer: Oh no, get the camera!
Quinn Morgendorffer: Ah
Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: No camera Daria. Uhh, remember what the doctor said the last time you burst a blood vessel?
Jake Morgendorffer: Yeah. He said it'll be 200 dollars.