Tiffany Blum-Deckler
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Tiffany Blum-Deckler (Character)
from "Daria" (1997)

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Daria in 'Is It Fall Yet?' (2000) (TV)
David Sorenson: Steinbeck was perhaps best known for his poignant novel about the Oakies...
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: [applying make up] uuuuh-huuuuh...
David Sorenson: ...a heavy metal band famous for having a baboon on bass.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: uuuuh-huuuuh...

Ms. Li: [over the school intercom] Welcome back students. And remember, the school nurse is in and ready to take your voluntary urine samples. Show your Lawndale High spirit with the gift of urine.
Sandi Griffin, Quinn Morgendorffer, Tiffany Blum-Deckler, Stacy Rowe: Ewwww!

"Daria: Groped by an Angel (#4.11)" (2000)
Stacy: Wow, a real life miracle.
Tiffany: Like in that movie about the Bible.

Stacy: If people in really poor countries can't get food, does that mean they can't get diet soda either?
Tiffany: Then how do they stay so thin?

"Daria: Fat Like Me (#5.3)" (2001)
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Stacy, what time is the Fashion Club meeting today?
Stacy Rowe: There is no meeting.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: How co...
Stacy Rowe: How come? Because I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of doing all the work while you just sit there. I tried my best, and even if it wasn't as good as Sandi's or Quinn's, but a chain is only as strong as its weakest round thingy, and you refused to lift one freakin' finger! I'm through running the Fashion Club all by myself while you
[imitates Tiffany]
Stacy Rowe: stare... in the mirror... and talk... about yourself...
[normal voice]
Stacy Rowe: and I, I, I quit!
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Hmm, maybe I should quit, too.
[Stacy shrieks and storms out]

Stacy Rowe: So what's the first item of business, President Quinn? The best president ever!
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Long live the Quinn! Hey...!

"Daria: Quinn the Brain (#2.3)" (1998)
Sandi Griffin: I'm concerned about Quinn; We need someone close to her to make her see the error of her ways.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: But who?
Sandi Griffin: I have a plan, We'll talk to that girl she knows.
Stacy Rowe: You're so smart, Sandi.
Sandi Griffin: And you'll notice I don't make like a big thing about it.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: But that girl is so weird. She freaks me out.
Sandi Griffin: That's why I'm the president of the Fashion Club. I'll handle her.
[Walks up to Daria and stares at her]
Sandi Griffin: Uh... uh-umm... er...
[walks away]
Sandi Griffin: .

"Daria: The Old and the Beautiful (#3.3)" (1999)
Sandi Griffin: They may be poor, but that doesn't mean they should be unfashionable.
Stacy Rowe: Right.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Totally.
Daria: They may be shallow, but that doesn't mean they should be executed.
Jane: Yes it does.
Daria: Very well, I'm sold.

"Daria: Jake of Hearts (#3.9)" (1999)
Sandi: Tiffany, dear, would you please explain to this Spatula man why a bumper-sticker cannot possibly compensate for the shame and permanent reputation damage involved in a single date with Charles Ruttheimer?
Tiffany: Upchuck? Eewww.
Sandi: Well done.

"Daria: Life in the Past Lane (#5.9)" (2001)
Sandi Griffin: Is that Stacy with Upchuck?
Quinn Morgendorffer: No Way... It must be that girl that looks like Stacy until she turns around.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Or that girl that looks like that girl...

"Daria: Road Worrier (#1.11)" (1997)
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Ugh, stretch pants. Everywhere, stretch pants.
Stacy Rowe: Hey, these are stretch pants! I'm wearing stretch pants!
[Begins hyperventilating]
Sandi Griffin: They're leggings! They're leggings!
[Stacy calms down]
Sandi Griffin: It's all right.

"Daria: Gifted (#2.8)" (1998)
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Does this make me look fat?
Quinn: No way!
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: [returns in a different outfit] Does this make me look fat?
Quinn: ...No.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: [returns in a another outfit] Does this make me look fat?
Quinn: You're not freaking fat, okay?

"Daria: It Happened One Nut (#3.7)" (1999)
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: [Reading from a sheet] You too... can learn... to make...
Daria: [prompting] Yes?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: ...friends. Making... friends... is...
Daria: [taps foot impatiently] Fun? Interesting? Impossible?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: ...important. Friends can be... very...
[clock ticks from 3:00 to 3:01]
Daria: Useful? Supportive? Purple? What?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: You made me lose my place.
[Grunts softly in frustration]
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Let's see... Making friends... is... important...

"Daria: Lucky Strike (#5.6)" (2001)
[Quinn reveals the actual connection between herself and Daria]
Quinn Morgendorffer: Besides, why *shouldn't* I act sisterly towards her? After all... she's my sister.
Sandi Griffin: [gasps] Did you hear that? Oh, my gosh! Quinn just admitted that weird girl is her sister!
Stacy: Well, um, of *course* she is, Sandi! We knew that.
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: We were just being polite about it.

"Daria: The Daria Hunter (#2.2)" (1998)
Sandi Griffin: No matter what happens we won't shoot at each other and mess up our outfits.
[holds up fashion magazine and swears on it]
Sandi Griffin: If I fire at a fellow fashion club member, may I wear brown pants with an elastic waste for a whole week.
Quinn: If I fire, I'll wear toe-pantyhoses. The shiny kind.
Stacy Rowe: Stonewashed jeans!
Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Glasses.