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: [reading Quinn's poem
] The greasy fry / It cannot lie / Its truth is written / On your thighs. Joey
: Wow. That's amazing. Jamie
: Genius. Quinn
: I know.
[Daria and Jane overhear the commotion
: Hold it, I think I feel a poem coming on.
: Sorry, false alarm.
: Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy! Joey
: So, Daria, what are you doing tonight? Daria Morgendorffer
: She just called you Jimmy. Jamie White
Ms. Angela Li
: Excuse me. Everybody, simmer down. Calm down. Calm down! That little hurricane advisory has been upgraded to a hurricane warning! Jamie White
: Are we all going to die? Ms. Angela Li
: Not on school property! You're all to go home.
[the three J's just bought a self-published fashion magazine from Quinn
: "An Ode to Aubergine?" Jamie
: "A Good Pluck?" Jeffy
: "Please Remember to Blush?" Jane Lane
: There must be a lot going on in the boys' room that we don't know about. Daria Morgendorffer
: And really, that's as it should be.
: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your books? Joey
: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your... pencil? Jamie White
: Hey, Quinn, can I carry your, uh, um... got anything else? Quinn
: A hair scrunchie? Jamie White
: Great! Daria
: Careful. Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchie.