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: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back. Neville Flynn
: You slowed down? Rick
: Yeah. Well, you know. It's that or option B. Claire Miller
: Which is? Rick
: I go faster and the engines seize up; We eventually plummet to a horrible death; They spend the next year identifying femurs.
: Oh, my. I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening. Claire Miller
: I love it when you demean me, Rick. Rick
: My pleasure.
: [to the wounded Rick
] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand? Rick
: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.
: I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight. Paul
: Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it? Claire Miller
: Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does. Paul
: Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?
[walks into the plane
] Claire Miller
: This had better be a matter of national security, Mercedes Harbont
: Did I just hear right that there's no first class? Claire Miller
: Yes, only coach. Mercedes Harbont
: Is it safe back there? Tiffany
: [after a pause
] Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.