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: [Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman
] Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
: [to Three G's, about her dog
] My doctor says she's bipolar.
: Why don't we just take a picture? Paul
: Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein. Mercedes Harbont
: Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?
: I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight. Paul
: Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it? Claire Miller
: Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does. Paul
: Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?
[walks into the plane
] Claire Miller
: This had better be a matter of national security, Mercedes Harbont
: Did I just hear right that there's no first class? Claire Miller
: Yes, only coach. Mercedes Harbont
: Is it safe back there? Tiffany
: [after a pause
] Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.