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Carmen Cortez (Character)
from Spy Kids (2001)

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Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
[to Juni about Romero]
Carmen: What a bizarre man...

Carmen: [to Gary] You're so full of shiitake mushrooms.

Carmen: How long have we been falling?
Juni: I don't know; my watch doesn't tell time!
Carmen: Best guess?

Carmen: How can you be eating at a time like this?
Juni: You know that tickling sensation you get when you fall?
Carmen: Of course.
Juni: That pretty much went away after the first hour.

Juni: Skeletons! Dead skeletons!
Carmen: Are there any other kind?

Carmen: Okay, Mom, if you want information, just go straight to the source.
Carmen: [she taps some keys and "Welcome to the Pentagon" appears]
Ingrid: How did you do that? You can't - You cannot do that. There is no hacking in this household!
Carmen: [Carmen taps another key and disconnects]
Carmen: I know. Sorry.
Ingrid: [sighs]
Ingrid: Show me that again.

Carmen: Soon you will know when that time will come.
Gertie Giggles: I think that time has come.

Carmen: We're kids, not monsters.
Dr. Romero: What's the difference?

Juni: I do not understand you
Carmen: And you never will

Carmen: Well, there it is.
Juni: How do you know?
Carmen: 'Cause it's big, and weird, and in the middle of the room.

Carmen: Family is sacrifice.

Juni: Well, at least we can still laugh.
Carmen: About what?
Juni: Thinking about whatever Gary and Gerti are doing right now!

[Felix has betrayed the Cortezes, the family he was assigned to protect, by taking the Transmooker from them]
Carmen: Uncle Felix, how could you?
Felix Gumm: I'm not your uncle!
Ingrid: But we treated you like family.
Felix Gumm: Donnagan said that if I join with him, he won't get rid of me like he's going to get rid of you.

[Carmen and Juni are free-falling into the volcano]
Carmen: How long have we been falling?
Juni: I don't know, my watch doesn't tell time!

Carmen: [sees her brother eating a granola bar] How could you think of eating at a time like this?

Juni: [sees the Giggles are at the OSS dinner] No wonder your buddy's here. Your buddy with the weird laugh.
Carmen: He does NOT have a weird laugh.

Spy Kids (2001)
Carmen Cortez: Ooooh, shiitake mushrooms.

Carmen Cortez: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.

Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
Juni Cortez: You.
Carmen Cortez: Very funny.

[Inside the super guppy]
Juni Cortez: Wow.
Carmen Cortez: We are *definitely* gonna be late for school

Carmen Cortez: Go ahead. You've got nothing on me, warthog.
Juni Cortez: Try me... Diaper lady.

Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!

Fegan Floop: [regarding the robot army of children] We have to reprogram them before it's to late
Carmen Cortez: And if it is?
Fegan Floop: Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them

Carmen Cortez: You did that on purpose you kamikazee!

Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.

Ingrid Cortez: You know what, why don't we talk about this when we get home?
Carmen Cortez: [continuing what she and Juni did in their parents absence] ... running off to Belize...
Ingrid Cortez: You went where?
Carmen Cortez: You're right, let's talk about this when we get home.

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
Carmen: You'll have to go through me first... Game-Boy!

Juni: You sound close?
Carmen: I am!

Carmen: Juni! The Toymaker is the one who put grandpa in the wheel chair!

Carmen: She's the reason why this level is unwinable. She's the deceiver.

Carmen: Juni, she's not real.

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
Marissa Wilson: Where are the kids?
Carmen Cortez: Uhhhh, napping?
Marissa Wilson: OK, where are they really?