Detective Darryl Albrecht
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Detective Darryl Albrecht (Character)
from "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" (1998)

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The Crow (1994)
Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.

Albrecht: You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.
Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.

Albrecht: So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts.

Albrecht: I thought, you know, you were invincible!
Eric Draven: I was. I'm not any more.

Torres: What the hell do you call that?
Albrecht: I call it blood, detective. I suppose you'll write it up as "graffiti".

Albrecht: That's Tin-tin. One of T-Bird's little helpers. I think you can rule out accidental death.
Torres: Don't any of your street-demons have real grown-up names?

Albrecht: Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?
Eric Draven: I thought I'd use your front door.

Albrecht: Now Sarah, she's a genuine hot dogger. You hungry?
Sarah: You buyin'?
Albrecht: I'm buyin'.
Sarah: No onions though, okay?
Albrecht: No onions?
Sarah: They make you fart, big time.

Lead Cop: They got killed on devil's night, but they were gonna get married on Halloween? Who gets married on Halloween?
Albrecht: Nobody.

Torres: Jesus, Albrecht, I can see why they took away your gold shield!
Albrecht: Yeah, I wasn't a big enough asshole.

"The Crow: Stairway to Heaven: The Soul Can't Rest (#1.1)" (1998)
Albrecht: Are you Eric Draven?
Draven: Not if it's a crime.