Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
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Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell (Character)
from The Faculty (1998)

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The Faculty (1998)
Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty.
Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something.
Casey: Into what people?
Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke.

Casey: You're not buying this, are you?
Stokely: No, I'm not... but it's kinda cool.

Stokely: I always thought the only alien in this high school was me.

Stokely: What are we going to do with the police not being an option?
Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
Casey: If he's really your dad anymore.

Stokely: Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.
Casey: Yeah, so is Schindler's List.

Stan: Come on guys, this is nuts.
Delilah: Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
Stan: Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of you're shit.
Delilah: Well, then get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you.
Stokely: Fuck you, tit bags!
Casey: Will everybody calm down, please?

Stokely: [to Casey] You know, Casey, I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times.

Marybeth: What happens at the end of all those stories, Stokely? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers turn out?
Stokely: They get us. They win. We lose.
Marybeth: Maybe we really win, I mean Stan didn't look unhappy.
Stokely: That's because that wasn't Stan, they took away who he was.
Marybeth: Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.

Stokely: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here?
Stan: Let's get the fuck outta here.

Stokely: So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.
Casey: I think so.

[Stokely kisses Stan]
Stokely: I just don't want to never have done that.

Marybeth: I'm new here.
Stokely: No shit.

Stokely: [seeing Marybeth turn into a huge alien] No... fucking... way!

Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - it's so eighties!
Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth. Weigh it!

[Stokley bumps into Stan]
Stokely: Get a fucking eye dog!
Stan: Well maybe if you didn't paint your fucking eyes shut!

Stokely: Crash and burn, Casey.

Stokely: Walk much?
Stan: You ran into me, beast.

Stokely: You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is just my security.
Marybeth: Security against what?
Stokely: People like you.
Marybeth: Complex!

Delilah: Don't you just love how Stokely accessorize with different shades of black?
Stokely: Fuck you gutter-slut.
Delilah: I don't know why you keep being such a bad example for your people.
Marybeth: What people?
Delilah: I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new found friend, here?
Marybeth: No, I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.
Delilah: That's too bad Stokely, guess you have to keep looking for Ms Right.
Stokely: Bipolar bitch.

Stokely: [about Delilah] Should've known that crazy bitch was one of them.