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: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty. Stokely
: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something. Casey
: Into what people? Stokely
: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke.
: You're not buying this, are you? Stokely
: No, I'm not... but it's kinda cool.
: I always thought the only alien in this high school was me.
: What are we going to do with the police not being an option? Stan
: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do. Casey
: If he's really your dad anymore.
: Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library. Casey
: Yeah, so is Schindler's List.
: Come on guys, this is nuts. Delilah
: Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer. Stan
: Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of you're shit. Delilah
: Well, then get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you. Stokely
: Fuck you, tit bags! Casey
: Will everybody calm down, please?
: [to Casey
] You know, Casey, I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times.
: What happens at the end of all those stories, Stokely? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers turn out? Stokely
: They get us. They win. We lose. Marybeth
: Maybe we really win, I mean Stan didn't look unhappy. Stokely
: That's because that wasn't Stan, they took away who he was. Marybeth
: Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.
: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here? Stan
: Let's get the fuck outta here.
: So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened. Casey
: I think so.
[Stokely kisses Stan
: I just don't want to never have done that.
: I'm new here. Stokely
: No shit.
: [seeing Marybeth turn into a huge alien
] No... fucking... way!
: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - it's so eighties! Zeke
: Aliens are taking over the earth. Weigh it!
[Stokley bumps into Stan
: Get a fucking eye dog! Stan
: Well maybe if you didn't paint your fucking eyes shut!
: Crash and burn, Casey.
: Walk much? Stan
: You ran into me, beast.
: You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is just my security. Marybeth
: Security against what? Stokely
: People like you. Marybeth
: Don't you just love how Stokely accessorize with different shades of black? Stokely
: Fuck you gutter-slut. Delilah
: I don't know why you keep being such a bad example for your people. Marybeth
: What people? Delilah
: I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new found friend, here? Marybeth
: No, I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage. Delilah
: That's too bad Stokely, guess you have to keep looking for Ms Right. Stokely
: Bipolar bitch.
: [about Delilah
] Should've known that crazy bitch was one of them.