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: Not today. It's too damn hot, and I got zero fucking tolerance. Miss Burke
: Eat me, you asshole! I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt! Student
: Ouch! Come back. Zeke
] What are you going to do? Are you going to call my mother? Miss Burke
: And how am I going to do that, little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is? Europe? Sri Lanka? Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week... to hide from her great, big bastard mistake. I've taken your shit for TOO FUCKING LONG you dickless, drug-induced excuse for a human being! Zeke
: Whoa... woman. What are you on? Miss Burke
: "Woman"? Did you just say "woman"? I'm sick of you, little boy! And if I have to see you peddling your little "Wonder Dust" again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation!
: [to himself
] Whoa! She got some bad shit!
: Zeke, you cannot conduct personal business on school property.
[Zeke sits down on his car
: Well, Miss Burke, we have a problem because I'm sitting on my car and that's my property. Miss Burke
: Well I've had complaints from several students that you've sold them mind-altering substances. Now do you wanna talk to me about it, or take it up with Principal Drake? Zeke
: You're too tense, Miss Burke. But I've got just the thing for ya. Miss Burke
: You know, Zeke, I am the authority figure here, it's time you realized that. Zeke
: Helps relief from blockage caused by dietary stress: Chocolate flavored laxatives. Miss Burke
: You know Zeke, if you applied just 5 percent of that intellect to your studies... Zeke
: Not a chocolate lover, huh? Miss Burke
: ...you could've made up your finals last summer and you wouldn't have had to repeat your senior year. Zeke
: Not a chocolate lover, huh? How about this: Condoms. Magnum Sized. And they're cherry flavored. C'mon... they're on me. Miss Burke
: That's so rude.
: Hello Miss Burke! Miss Burke
: Hello sweety pie, What are you looking for? Zeke
: Ah, nothing important. So maybe you changed your mind about the chocolate laxatives? Miss Burke
: Actually I had my heart set on something cherry flavored, if you know what I mean. Zeke
: Sorry I'm all outta those but I have something else for you. Miss Burke
: Yes? Zeke
: Oh yeah. Miss Burke
: Something tasty? Zeke
] Let me hook you up.
: Crusoe was afraid he'd be stuck on the island with nothing but calluses. Miss Burke
: That's not correct Zeke. Isolation was his greatest fear. Zeke
: Yes, but his external existence was in no way compared to his internal agony of the loneliness he felt. Miss Burke
: That's very good. Zeke
: Like I said, calluses.