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[Nicholas van Orten loses a shoe when climbing a fire-escape ladder
: There goes a thousand dollars. Christine
: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars? Nicholas
: That one did.
[In a fancy restaurant
: I've been here before. Nicholas
: I took you here for your birthday. Conrad
: No, I used to buy crystal meth from the Maitre D.
: I'm being toyed with by a bunch of depraved children
: I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.
: This is for you. Nicholas
: You shouldn't have. Conrad
: What do you get for the man who has... everything? Nicholas
: [reading card
] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs. Conrad
: Call that number. Nicholas
: Why? Conrad
: Make your life... fun. Nicholas
: Fun. Conrad
: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.
: Did I have a choice? Did I have a choice?
: No, what is this? What are you... selling? Jim Feingold
: Oh. It's a game.
: What's that? Conrad
: [signs document
] This... is... the bill. Nicholas
: Do you want to split it? Conrad
] Oh God yes! I'll take some of that...
[shows Nicholas enormous number at bottom of receipt
: [shocked look
] Oh my God...
: And you really believe that just because you publish children's books, people are going to care about my reputation? You can have pictures of me wearing nipple rings, butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo. The only thing they care about is the stock and whether that stock is up or down!
: [on TV
] There's a tiny camera looking at you right now. Nicholas
: That's impossible. Daniel Schorr
: You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.
: [In the stopped elevator
] I'll give you a boost. Christine
: You first. Nicholas
: This isn't an attempt to be gallant. If I don't lift you, how are you going to get there? Christine
: You pull me up. Nicholas
: It's much easier this way. Come on, step up... Christine
: No. Nicholas
: Please... Christine
: I'm not wearing underwear. Okay? There, I said it. Satisfied? Nicholas
: [Looks at her skirt
] Oh. Fine.
: So, you've played recently? New Member Ted
: Oh, about a year ago. I was working in Los Angeles. Nicholas
: I hear the London office is very good, too. It just sounds like a lot of fantasy, role-playing nonsense. New Member Ted
: [leans in
] You wanna know what it is? What it's all about?
[Nicholas leans closer
] New Member Ted
: John 9:25. Nicholas
: I... haven't been to Sunday school in a long time. New Member Ted
: 'Whereas once I was blind, now I can see.'
] New Member Ted
: Good night, Nicholas. Best of luck. Nicholas
: Good night.
: You don't know anything about society, Marie; you don't have the satisfaction of avoiding it.
: You got a shower in your office? Nicholas
: Yeah. Christine
: You an athlete or something? Nicholas
: No, I'm an investment banker.
: [leveling gun at carjacker
] I am extremely fragile right now.
: I just found myself laying naked on a beach near Ibiza and all of a sudden it clicked: October 12th, Nicky's birthday. Nicholas
: October 11th. Conrad
: You can't smoke here. Conrad
: I'm with you. Nicholas
: It's illegal to smoke in restaurants in California. Conrad
: Fuck California!
: Seymour Butts. Never get tired of that one.
: I got this key out of a mouth of this... wooden clown. Christine
: ...Never mind.
: [when he and Christine wind up in composters
] Dinner for two, please.