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: The corner of Wiltern and Wetherley... Tumbler messed up, he said the Porsche should be at the corner of Wiltern and Wetherly. Kip
: There it is. Mirror Man
: You're bullshitting me, right? 9024 Wiltern? Kip
: I gotta get my tool. Mirror Man
: Kip! He ain't bullshitting, man!
[Kip opens the boot, retrieves half a brick
] Mirror Man
: Kip that's not a tool... that's a damn brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!
: You ever feel bad about any of this? Donny
: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy. Freb
: You mean the poor. Donny
: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.
: Hey, man, that was as easy as pie! Donny
: I'm a veteran, son.
[a carjacker jams a gun through the window
] Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out! Donny
: You gotta be shittin' me... Punk
: Do I have shoot you, dammn it?
[Donny takes his gun and knocks him out
: Damn! Donny
: [gets out of the car and kicks the punk
] You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!
: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto? Otto Halliwell
: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files". Sara "Sway" Wayland
: Gimme "Columbo". Kip
: A Peugeot convertible. Donny
: What color? Kip
: Gray. Mirror Man
: How do you know that? Kip
: 'Cause I love that show. Mirror Man
: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life! Freb
: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate? Tumbler
: "ROBIN-1" Kip
: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him? Memphis
: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins. Otto Halliwell
: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta? Sara "Sway" Wayland
: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.
[Freb brings a Cadillac into Otto's place
: I can deliver more than pizzas, huh? Boosted her myself. Donny
: How did you get this car? Freb
: Actually, the keys were in it. Donny
: Well, that kinda defies the point. Memphis
: You stole a car that wasn't on the list. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?